Go ahead and add evidence to your crime on a platform that counts as a public record.

What is it about these people that makes them completely unable to speak or write a word without sounding like illiterate dipshits, even worse that it’s obvious they do it intentionally?

At this point I am seriously debating learning Ariosophic magic so I can summon the ghost of Rudolf Hess and sic it on their collective asses for their atrocity against the concept of language.

I feel like no one is going to get this joke…