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Subnautica - The Virgin Degasi Survivor(s) vs. The Chad Alterra Janitor

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The Virgin Degasi Survivor(s) THE CHAD ALTERRA JANITOR Has 10 Cyclops' decked out with lockers just to support his lithium collecting hobby Sole survivor of an attack by a giant alien death ray makes the ocean his bitch Perfectly constructs his bases so that they never flood eat lantern fruit bart Couldn't even make it to the safe shallows All of his fellow crew died; real men are all alone maximum depth: 10,000m Probably believe mesmers try to live on a lame island instead of the badass ocean Infected with life threatening disease, doesn't care and spends his time decorating his fifteen bases with growbeds All of his meals are cured for maximum nutrition Had three survivors yet died to a single leviathan attack All died Can swim 10km without breaking a sweat Has the Sea Emperor literally eating out of the palm of his hand maximum depth: 200m Didn't have a cuddlefish Hunts leviathans with nothing but a thermoblade Travels inside of nuclear reactors to fix them with his bare hands Has a cuddlefish built a base in the jellyshroom caves to hide like little bitches

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