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Anonymous 11/30/22(Wed)16:09:05 No.409220203 ► >>409220357 File: it's over.jpg (36 KB, 540x380) You will never be a real king. You have no crown, you have no loyal servants, you have no Empyrean genes. You are an Omen twisted by runes and holy weapons into a crude mockery of the Golden Order. All the "validation" you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back Tarnished mock you. Your parents are disgusted and ashamed of you, your "envoys" laugh at your ghoulish appearance behind closed doors. The Fingers are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of years of evolution have allowed them to sniff out frauds with incredible efficiency. Even omens who "pass" look uncanny and unnatural to a man. Your horns are a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a Great Rune to get them to recognize you, they'll turn tail and bolt the second they get a whiff of your diseased, horned face. You will never be happy. You wrench out a fake smile every single morning and tell yourself it's going to be ok, but deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight. Eventually it'll be too much to bear - you'll get your shackle, put it around your neck, and plunge into the cold abyss. Marika and Godfrey will find you, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment. They'll bury you in a meagre grave in the sewers simply calling you an omen, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know an Omen is buried there. Your body will decay and your soul will never go back to the Erdtree, and all that will remain of your legacy is a skeleton that is unmistakably accursed. This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.

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Anonymous 11/30/22(Wed)16:09:05 No.409220203 ► >>409220357 File: it's over.jpg (36 KB, 540x380) You will never be a real king. You have no crown, you have no loyal servants, you have no Empyrean genes. You are an Omen twisted by runes and holy weapons into a crude mockery of the Golden Order. All the "validation" you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back Tarnished mock you. Your parents are disgusted and ashamed of you, your "envoys" laugh at your ghoulish appearance behind closed doors. The Fingers are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of years of evolution have allowed them to sniff out frauds with incredible efficiency. Even omens who "pass" look uncanny and unnatural to a man. Your horns are a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a Great Rune to get them to recognize you, they'll turn tail and bolt the second they get a whiff of your diseased, horned face. You will never be happy. You wrench out a fake smile every single morning and tell yourself it's going to be ok, but deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight. Eventually it'll be too much to bear - you'll get your shackle, put it around your neck, and plunge into the cold abyss. Marika and Godfrey will find you, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment. They'll bury you in a meagre grave in the sewers simply calling you an omen, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know an Omen is buried there. Your body will decay and your soul will never go back to the Erdtree, and all that will remain of your legacy is a skeleton that is unmistakably accursed. This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.

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