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Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt Hooooooooly s---. Pathetic. TechnoSeppuku @Tech.... 14m Stephen King @StephenKing.2h My Twitter account says I've subscribed to Twitter Blue. I haven't. My Twitter account says I've given a phone number. I haven't. 5,843 13.1K Elon Musk @elonmusk You're welcome namaste 3:42 PM - 4/20/23 - 18.7K Views 77.8K 7.7M 6:59 PM 4/20/23 70.4K Views :

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Musk’s pathetic attempt to try and befriend Stephen King


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Parody of the "Please Be Patient, I Have Autism" blue hat
Elon Musk @elonmusk Verified accounts are now prioritized 1:20 AM 4/25/23 41.1M Views 17.3K Retweets 7,355 Quote 256K Likes Anya & @anyatrades 20h Even with "2x prioritized" impressions are still down at least -50% since January 13th. When is that getting fixed? 178 149 64 Cerra @Cerra -20h Since I've gotten Twitter Blue, I've noticed a decrease in engagement. Has anyone else noticed the same? 125 652 145 100 25 ₁244K Jack Lombardi II @JackLombardi - 20h 60000 follower, Tweet gets 15 likes. Something isn't right. 890 ₁14.9K ↑ ↑ ₁380K ↑
99 Mecha-Jesus 9h 5 Awards There are really two main issues that make the new Twitter verification system a complete nightmare. The first is the userbase. Very few normal users are willing to pay for fron social media site Moreover, the main selling point" of the service is to boost post visibility. The service inherently appeals only to people who both a) care extremely deeply about their posts being seen, and b) make posts that inherently are unappealing to other Twitter users (since people with appealing/interesting/ funny/not-weird posts would be able to naturally grow an audience on the platform if they want to). So pretty much every single blue check is a hyper-online weirdo who is deeply bad at posting, despite being obsessed with twitter metrics. The second is that verified replies get promoted to the top of every post. You have to scroll through all the blue check replies to get to even the most popular non-blue check replies. This is true even for blue check replies that have zero engagement, are completely off-topic, or are just straight up spam or scams.
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Uploaded Apr 21, 2023 at 11:30AM EDT

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