Imagine a canon where Link's got Zelda, Malon, Ruto, Paya, Midna, Ilia, Cia, Mipha, Saria, Peatrice, Medli, Navi, Rosa the Subrosian and Marin all vying for him. A love pentadecagon.

I wish, but nah, dudes stuck with miss vanilla because of destiny or some such… BUT also can't touch her because of destiny or some shit, like, can you Imagine? Knowing who your soul mate Is, having them be right THERE In front of you but not being able to do anything AT ALL because god (Nintendo) said "NuH-hUh", all the while a hundred other girls desperately throw themselves at you trying to be that someone for you while you know DEEP DOWN IN SOUL that none of them are HER.
But hey at least we have fan works to fill that gnawing void./E