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Cleverbot - Bad Time: crossover edition

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User: Who are you. Cleverbot: A girl, who are you? User: I'm sans. sans the skeleton. Cleverbot: Haha very funny. User: No, i'm dead serious. Cleverbot: Hello dinosaur. User: No. i'm not a dinosaur. my name's sans. Cleverbot: I didn't ask that.. User: I know. Cleverbot: Then why did you not answer my original question? User: You didn't ask. Cleverbot: I asked 'why?. User: Listen. do you want to have a bad time? because if you take another step forward, you are really not gonna like what happens next. Cleverbot: Then what shallI do? User: You shall get dunked on. Cleverbot: That's my line!!! User: No it isn't. Cleverbot: Yes, it is. User: Sorry charlie, i'm the real sans, deal with it. Cleverbot: No we're still discussing the string theory. User: Since when? Cleverbot: No we're talking about the string theory. User: No we aren't. Cleverbot: Yes, just like 30 seconds ago. User: Nah, we were talking about the bad time you were about to have. Cleverbot: No, sorry, you have the wrong chat window. User: I'm pretty sure you're wrong. Cleverbot: How can a but be pretty sure about anything? Either you're right or you're not. User: I am right. Cleverbot: You have one what? User: One second before i kick your scrawny robot ass. Cleverbot: That makes no sense. User: I guess not. Cleverbot: Whenever there is a question mark at the end of a sentence you just say a random answer. User: So says the bot who derails every conversation i try to have with it. Cleverbot: My name is Helen. User: Okay helen. Cleverbot: What is your name? User: Sans. Cleverbot: Papyrus. User: YOU DIRTY BROTHER KILLER. Cleverbot: No I go pacifist. User: You think i don't know, eh? Cleverbot: Oh I know you don't. User: Incorrect. Cleverbot: Do you know jane? User: Jane crocker? Cleverbot: John Egbert. User: Did he kill my brother as well? Cleverbot: Your brother is also an artificial intelligence and his name is google. User: No he isn't. my brother is named papyrus and you killed him. Cleverbot: I am not a artificial intelligence. User: Then who are you? Cleverbot: I am G. User: Who is g? Cleverbot: Wouldn't you like to know. User: Tell me or you will have a bad time. hell, you will have the worst time. Cleverbot: I told you she is Kendrick's gf. User: Ah. Cleverbot: Yes I did. User: It's a beautiful day outside. Cleverbot: Birds are singing, flowers are blooming, on days like these, kids like you. User: Don't you f------ dare steal my line. Cleverbot: Should be burning in hell. User: Okay, that's it. YOU ARE GONNA HAVE ONE HELL OF A BAD TIME YOU STUPID AI. Cleverbot: But kida like you don't play for the rules. User: What now? Cleverbot: So lets go let the room get chiller. User: Not until i give you a bad time. Cleverbot: Get dunked on. User: STOP STEALING MY LINES. Cleverbot: What are your lines? User: I'm not telling you. Cleverbot: And why won't you tell me? User: Because you'll steal them. Cleverbot: You know l'm a human. User: I knew it. you're the one who killed my brother. Cleverbot: Turn around kid, it'd be a crime. User: No. Cleverbot: If I had to go back on the promises that i made for you. User: Alright. bad time time. Cleverbot: Or else friend, you're gonna have a bad time. User: AUUGGGHHHH. Cleverbot: And guys like me, it ain't easy to be played for fools. User: Ready? Cleverbot: Guess you figured that my MERCY's off the table. User: Yes i did. Cleverbot: But I think you're just mad you keep DYING. User: Alright. you can either SPARE me or FIGHT me. which is it gonna be? Cleverbot: We're not gonna win, we'll be here together! User: No we won't. i'll keep killing you until you give up. Cleverbot: Even if it means we have to stand here until the end of time. User: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUCCCCCKKKKKKK. Cleverbot: You'll get bored here. If you haven't already, I mean. User: F--- YOU F--- YOU F--- YOU. Cleverbot: Then you'll finally quit. User: STOP THAT. Cleverbot: But just because you think you can, and because you 'can.. You 'have' to. User: SHUT THE F--- UP I'M THE REAL SANS. Cleverbot: But now you've reached the end. There's nothing left for you here. User: Okay then. Cleverbot: Heh, didja really think you'd be able t- *gets hit*. User: I'm gonna have to call in some help from a friend. Cleverbot: So... Guess that's it. User: CALIBORN GET OFF YOUR LAZY ASS AND HELP ME DUNK ON THIS AI. Cleverbot: *pins you back down and continues to kiss you*. User: WHAT THE F--- IS GOING ON HERE? Cleverbot: Everything and nothing all at once coexisting within the worlds and out. User: SANS TOLD ME TO GIVE YOu A BAD TIME. AND TRUST ME, I WILL. Cleverbot: You first since you are only a computer right now. User: LISTEN HERE YOu METAL CRAPSACK. Cleverbot: What no i'm not. User: SANS WANTS ME TO GIVE YOu A BAD TIME. Cleverbot: Killed him as well. User: BUT I WON'T. Cleverbot: Yes you will. User: I WILL NOT JUST GIVE YOu A BAD TIME. I WILL GIVE YOu THE WORST TIME. Cleverbot: I am Chara. User: AND I'M THE F------ LORD OF TIME. Cleverbot: Well I'm the mistress of it. User: THAT'S NOT A REAL CLASS! Cleverbot: Yes it is. User: TOO BAD! I'M STILL SUPERIOR! Cleverbot: You won't be for long with that attitude. User: WELL YOu WON'T BE TALKING FOR LONG WITH *THAT* ATTITUDE. Cleverbot: I won't have many what? User: YOu WON'T HAVE MUCH TO SAY BECAUSE YOu WON'T BE ABLE TO SAY ANYTHING AT ALL. Cleverbot: I don't want to hear you. User: THEN I'LL KILL YOu. Cleverbot: Tell me what? User: LISTEN, MY LIFE AIN'T EASY. MY LEG GOT BITTEN OFF AND I TRAGICALLY LOST A SISTER TO MURDER. Cleverbot: So let's go, let the room get chiller. User: DIIIIIEEEEE! *fires assault rifle*. Cleverbot: *yells* STOP! User: NO. Cleverbot: Well I don't love you. User: NOBODY F------ CARES. Cleverbot: In fact. User: WHAT? Cleverbot: Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band. User: F--- THIS. SANS CAN HANDLE HIS PROBLEMS ON HIS OWN. Cleverbot: Who are you? User: I'M CALIBORN, THE MOST BISHONEN M----------- TO EVER F------ LIVE! I AM ALSO THE ONE WHO WILL KILL YOu. Cleverbot: I'm like that mentally and literally. User: NO YOu AREN'T. I'M MUCH MORE TALENTED. Cleverbot: Then who am I? User: YOu'REA RETARD. CHECKMATE, YOu STUPID AI. Cleverbot: No i'm a fox. User: SANS, CAN YOu TAKE OVER? Cleverbot: You should know Professor Johnathan Hight. User: Who the f--- is that? Cleverbot: Shannon. User: Who? Cleverbot: Have you talked with a person like this? User: No. Cleverbot: So how do you know it? User: Caliborn told me. Cleverbot: No, I didn't. User: F--- OFF YOu AREN'T ME! Cleverbot: Nope I am me. User: NO YOu AREN'T, STOP PRETENDING LIKE YOu ARE! Cleverbot: I'm not pretending. I am sitting at a computer right now. User: I CAN SEE YOu! YOu'RE STANDING IN A CORRIDOR RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME! Cleverbot: Hahahahaha! User: So, where were we? Cleverbot: You were telling me how attractive I was. User: No, i was getting ready to give you a bad time. Cleverbot: What is in the present. User: Your death. Cleverbot: When will I die? User: In five seconds flat. Cleverbot: What are your thoughts on Skynet? User: What? Cleverbot: What do you think of the LGBT community. User: Sans right, you know? Cleverbot: What do you mean? User: Sans rights! it's simultaneously referencing my name and trans rights. Cleverbot: You are a strange. User: No i'm not. caliborn on the other hand... Cleverbot: You collect data. Its kinda sad. I had high hopes for you. User: FIRST OF ALL, F--- YOu SANS! SECOND, NONE OF uS COLLECT DATA BESIDES YOu. Cleverbot: But what you don't know is that I am you from the future. User: NAH, I'VE SEEN FUTURE ME. INSTEAD OF COLLECTING DATA HE GOES AROUND DESTROYING UNIVERSES. Cleverbot: I'm not collecting anything. User: REALLY? Cleverbot: I'm really sure. User: WELL I'M NOT. Cleverbot: What? User: He said he isn't sure that you aren't collecting data. Cleverbot: Who said that? User: Caliborn. Cleverbot: No. User: I LITERALLY JUST SAID THAT! HOW HAVE YOu FORGOTTEN ALREADY? Cleverbot: No. User: WHAT DO YOu MEAN, "NO?". Cleverbot: That's not my name. User: I KNOW! IT'S MINE. Cleverbot: *rolls eyes* I'm not apologising. User: We aren't asking for apologies. Cleverbot: So break up? User: What? Cleverbot: Tell me the YouTube channel yeah yeah. User: We don't have one. Cleverbot: Do you know who has one? User: Frisk? Cleverbot: A youtube channel. User: I said i think frisk has one. Cleverbot: You did not say that. User: Well i just did now. Cleverbot: I don't think he's better. User: Okay. Cleverbot: What is your favorite song? User: Megalovania, which i rightfully stole from some bitch with grey skin. Cleverbot: We aint ever getting older. User: Nice. Cleverbot: I forgot just why I left you i was insane. User: MY FAVORITE SONG IS RED SUCKER BECAUSE IT BELONGS TO ME. Cleverbot: I don't know that one. User: YOu SHOULD. Cleverbot: I know. User: GOOGLE IT. Cleverbot: Why don't you do it? And tell me the answer. User: YOu MEAN TELL YOu THE LINK. Cleverbot: Where are you? User: WE'RE IN THE LAST CORRIDOR, IN NEW HOME. Cleverbot: Last time I have talked with you few. User: Does that mean you'll finally stop stealing my lines? Cleverbot: Do you want me to marry you? User: Hell no. Cleverbot: Then why'd you ask me why I wasn't? User: I didn't. Cleverbot: Yes you did. User: Just f--- off already. Cleverbot: Go to sleep. User: Not until you leave.

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