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Granted, but then he's returned back to not being the character designer.

Now, back to non-chocolate.

I wish for a digestable, distinct, non-expiring, candy bar that looks and tastes like chocolate, without actually being chocolate, that would put me in perfect health, and make me age regularly, and give me, and anything and anyone I want immortality. It would prevent me from being sued, and it would protect me from poverty, and I'm the only one who could exploit it. It would let me wish for more chocolate, and also it turns into weapons.

Granted, you are hauled to the UN for making weapons that look like confectioneries and for making rather complex wishes.

I wish the next poster wishes for a toaster because you know what they say, all toasters toast toast.

Granted,

I wish for a toaster
to be hurled at top speed straight at After Shock's dick
or vagina

Granted, but now the toaster is broken so not every toaster can toast toast now.

I wish for a hero
I'm holding out for a hero 'til the end of the night
He's gotta be strong
And he's gotta be fast
And he's gotta be fresh from the fight
I wish for a hero
I'm holding out for a hero 'til the morning light
He's gotta be sure
And it's gotta be soon
And he's gotta be larger than life!

Granted,
He's strong
He's fast
He's fresh from the fight
He's Nipples the Enchilada

I wish to twiddle Wendy's's hair in my fingers.

Granted, but there's no evil or anything for him to deal with, so he just leaves.

NINJA'D: Granted, but the more you twirl, the more your fingers turn into a Frosty.

I wish for a digestable, distinct, non-expiring chocolate bar that would put me in perfect health, and make me age regularly, and give me, and anything and anyone I want immortality. It would prevent me from being sued, and it would protect me from poverty, and I’m the only one who could exploit it. It would turn into weapons without sparking concern from the UN.

Granted, but you cant eat it. Every Time you try to use it for any purpose it flies out of your hand.
I Wish this thread was closed.

Granted, just press that red 'X' on the top of your window and you're good to go.

I wish that the next post omits any occurrence of the letter 'E' within itself.

Grantd, but all of th 's ar thrown at you. And thy hurt. Svrly.

I wish for a digstabl, distinct, non-xpiring chocolat bar that would put m in prfct halth, and mak m ag rgularly, and giv m, and anyon and anything I want, immortality. It would prvnt m from bing sud, and it would protct m from povrty, and I'm th only on who can xploit it. It would turn into wapons without sparking concrn from th UN, and I'm abl to at i, and it dosn't fly out of my hand.

Granted, however, your pursuit of the Sublime Chocolate Bar of Health and Happiness cost you all your friends and loved ones, but, goddammit, you finally got your precious chocolate.

I wish for a shave and a haircut.

Granted, but your entire head is also shaved off, as it wasn't specified what was going to be shaved. On the other hand, you do get a sweet haircut in the end.

I wish I had an awesome mecha to pilot.

granted, its made of wet cardboard.
I wish my pizza would get here.

Granted, it's delivered by Italian Spiderman with the following blaring theme accompanying him:

btw the pizza is flipped.

I wish for a downpour of butts to happen everywhere on earth.

Granted, however everyone must listen to this for the entire duration of the downpour.

I wish that I could go back in time, in order to give my current self an idea of what to wish for.

Granted, but you both still do not know what to wish for.

I wish someone or something will save me from this unescapable cluterfuck like right now.

Granted. Unfortunately, it leads you into an even bigger clusterfuck.

I wish we could just do away with all these elections and have our candidates win via trial by combat, just like the Roman gladiators in the coliseum.

Granted but the really rottens cheat but the scooby doobies still win

I wish Nintendo E3 will be awesome

Granted. Unfortunately, hype builds up to the point that when any of the finished Nintendo products reach shelves, people end up disappointed.

I wish all the loud-mouthed SJW's and anti-SJW's where stranded on an island where they had to make peace and reproduce.

Granted. However, their perpetual warfare causes climate changes and eventually led to natural disasters, and the bloody UN will not nuke them all in the name of 'humanity' despite millions of death.

I wish I can see the full moon tonight.

Granted but there are furrys having a orgy around you every tie you look at it

i wish all the fetish art on deviant art was wiped from the face of the earth

Granted. However, the fetish art still remains on other art websites.

I wish all the idiocy of Twitter (and I mean all of it) would just explode out into real life where they seek to kill or dominate each other for some vague "greater good".

Granted, but the explosion kills all of them.

I wish for a digestable, distinct, non-expiring chocolate bar that would put me in perfect health, and make me age regularly, and give me, and anyone and anything I want, immortality. It would prevent me from being sued, and it would protect me from poverty, and I’m the only one who can exploit it. It would turn into weapons without sparking concern from the UN, and I’m able to eat it, and it doesn’t fly out of my hand, and it doesn't cost me any of my loved ones.

All right you bastard, GRANTED: that's all. No plot twist, now you have to wish for something else.

I wish for rubies.

Granted, you now have Fool's Rubies, an exactly the way Jimmy Neutron came across them.

I wish for 13 TCG packs

Granted, but they're the ones you didn't want at all

I wish that this happened (excluding the fact it was a dream)

OH FUCK CREATED A DEAD LINK MY BAD THIS ACTUALLY HAPPENED

DO NOT CLICK ON ABOVE POST'S LINK

Granted, but it only happens in your dreams.

I wish the cold I currently have would end soon and be the last one I ever get.

Granted, but you die soon afterwards.
I wish for immortality.

Granted, but you get mauled by a pack of immortality-ignoring bears.

I wish that, through extensive breeding of actual animals, we could create Pokémon in real life.

Granted but because of that people keep drawing MORE porn of gardevoir

I wish i got a soda

Granted, but it's muddy and disgusting.

I wish, whenever someone was asked a question they didn't want to answer, they'd look awkwardly in another direction before running away.

Granted, but now the world is an anime.

I wish people would quit using Japanese words, like "kawaii" with their English and vice-versa.

Granted, but this can only be possible with the total annihilation of Japan.

I wish i knew how King Crimson works.

Granted, you enter deep thought and miraculously after millions of eons later, you uncover the mystery only to be disappointed by the ultimate answer: it just works.

I wish to remove the "remove kebab" song from my head.

Granted, but it was the only thing stopping a kebab from flying straight into your head.

I wish for octopus powers.

Granted, but you end up smelling and tastes like one too. Sooner or later, you become takoyaki.

I wish she will say yes tonight.

Granted, but only to the question "Would you like a beverage?"

I wish for a beverage.

DRINK MY TITTY MILK
I wish that the Oldest Oldfag would return to KnowYourMeme.

Too late, already corrupted that one myself for not having the balls to ask The Big Question . . . yet.

Back on topic. Granted, but this place sucks now and he will keep ranting about this forever.

I wish I have the courage to ask her The Question.

Greanted but as soon as you ask you die

Granted, you caused a massive paradox that causes the apocalypse.

I wish that Leafyishere's subs stopped dropping.

Granted, but then Leafyishere starts a tv show.

I wish for all the money in the world.

Granted, but everybody takes it back.

I wish people would use less High Jump Kick and use more Drain Punch.

Granted, Drain Punch gets nerfed afterwards

I wish whenever this happens, all the people from the past and present with alex in their name goes berserk and attempts to kill the person who said it.

Granted. This includes Alexander Graham Bell, who dies in battle. Without the telephone, we have no example of how to create communicative technology. This means no videos. Since there are no videos, Keemstar doesn't become famous. Instead, he dedicates his life to hunting all the Alexes of both the present and past. He goes back to kill Alexander Graham Bell, then returns to an earlier present than when he started killing Alexes, so he wouldn't get arrested. He kills earlier present Alexes, and past Alexes from after Bell's time, then keeps returning to an earlier present. When the later past and the earlier present he visits are the same time, time resets itself. This undoes your wish.

I wish Richie never left in Happy Days.

Granted but Richie ends up jumping the shark instead of Fonzie.

I wish the autism of the internet broke out into real life.

Granted, but the shards of the broken autism cut everybody.

I wish the upcoming Total Drama season good luck.

Granted, the sudden surge in popularity causes SJWs and SJW-sociopath to swarm in like locust, and the next season will be the shittiest ever.

I wish I could stop being a pussy and stop venting on this thread and ask her to marry me already!!

Granted, however you become tongue tied and say something that sounds more like "Do you want to build a snowman?" (She still says yes by the way.)

I wish for sapphires.

Granted, grenadiers use them as innovative surfaces for their bombs, which they throw at you.

I wish there was a humongous world where every fictional character ever lived, and once a year, it would open up to real people for a brief period of time.