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Granted, but people then try to curb the amount of fiction as the existing fiction from lovecraft to Superheroes, to SMT threaten the earth on an annual basis, and the crossover potential turns off a lot of people by cringe alone.

I wish for Hannah-Barbera memes

Granted, but they're all just Philosoraptors and Lame Pun Coons dressed up like Hanna-Barbera characters, and there's never any real mention of Hanna-Barbera whatsoever.

I wish that, no matter what, I'd always have something entertaining to do on my phone.

Granted however that thing in your phone is of such low taste that at first, everyone in your vicinity will eek out of realization from what they are witnessing. It would get so bad that the police get involved calm everybody down only to be repulsed by it. The FBI, NSA, CIA and any other intelligence agency that I may have forgotten step forth only to nope the fuck out of the area. Could this be the end of it all? Fat chance fam, because aliens finally come in contact to ridicule the earthlings before laughing out loud from the source of all chaos. Thus, the rest of the entire universe unanimously gets so done with your phone shenanigans that it reboots itself. Thanks Bug.

I wish to grope some nice anime tiddies.

Granted, but they belong to a man.

I wish that, instead of creating new Gens with new Pokémon, Game Freak would focus only on promoting Pokémon from past Gens and make several of them more known to the general public.

Granted, but the franchise dies because people now have no reason to get any game past Sun/Moon.

I wish for that Iceland and Greenlands' names were switched.

Granted, but the polar icecaps melt turning Iceland into a literal Greenland.

I wish to be reincarnated into the Pokémon universe when I die.

Granted, but you have to die in Digimon for it to happen.

I wish every fully evolved Pokémon was good enough to be considered UU or higher.

Granted, but this causes a massive mess in UU to the point where they have to make more tiers in order for them to fit in.

I wish for the Black Keys to start appearing in the dacha again.

I meant gacha sorry

Granted, but the keys unlock all of your locks, causing you to fall apart.

I wish I still got notifications from this thread.

Granted, one of them is a criticism of your post regarding context.

I wish

I wish for more reinterpretations, and less reboots

Granted, but as it turns out, they suck as much as the reboots.

I wish 9gag didn't exist.

Granted, but you have to gag nine times everyday. Your gags are all long and dragged out, and disturb the piece of those around you.

I wish every wish had to be about Pokémon.

Granted, but someone wishes that pokemon ceases to exist

I wish to recreate a Groudon from a fossil of a Groudon

Granted, but no amount of gym badges will allow someone to control it.
I wish for Pokemon to cease to exist.

Granted, but another monster-capturing-pocketing-training-battling brand takes its place in the top percentage of monster-capturing-pocketing-training-battling brands.

I wish to go to the Moon.

Granted, here's your destination!

I wish a fully functional communist mecha existed in real life.

Granted, but a fully functional DEMOCRATIC mecha also exists in order to keep balance.
I wish for the Oldest Oldfag to return to this site.

Granted, but he leaves again.

I wish every wish had to be about Total Drama.

Granted, but I wish that Total Drama didn't exist.

You didn't make a wish, yet you did make a wish…

Granted, however, maybe it still does, you won't know unless can open an incredibly complicated locked box.

I wish for…
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uh--Cookies!

Granted. They're spoiled cookies.

I wish for a Frozen animated series to go with the Tangled animated series.

Granted. They both get derided by critics for being overhyped.

I wish whenever I pass by a tree, this happens

Granted, but instead of Scarce, it's a bear, a sasquatch, and a baby seal that chase you.

I wish my next school year would be like Ned's Declassified.

Granted, but those kind of antics get the entire grade expelled, the janitor fired and the teachers promoted.

I wish that Nintendo or Game freak went out with something confirming or denying Pokemon Stars.

Granted. But they went bankrupt after announcing it and EA gets ALL RIGHTS to Pokemon franchise (this gotta be the most cruel wish corruption ever).

I wish I could go back to 2nd of May this year to fix my mistakes; Namely, me stop being a pussy, and ask her to marry me before our work-issue split us half the world apart!!

Granted, but FCC manages to not just end net neutrality, but also basically slows down the internet connection to this site, amongst many others. Oh, and it was all because of a simple change that you made.

I wish that whenever a car crashes, the SoFlo "I won't lie this is definitely me when I'm driving" vine plays before their crash.

Granted, but everybody starts driving trucks.

I wish I could come up with movie plots as dramatically unique as Spell of the Unown's.

Granted. They are criticized for copying Spell of the Unown.

I wish that whenever normies hear this, they vanish instantly.

Granted but ll of you family are Normies

I wish E3 this year will be great

Granted, it will be marvellous, the actual game themselves are godly. But, you shall not have the time to enjoy it.

I wish for a Popeyes to open near my place again. I miss those biscuits.

Granted, but the biscuits aren't nearly as good as you remember.

I wish for a lifetime access to an all-you-can-eat restaurant.

Granted, but you can't find it.

I wish to be so fat that everything, physical or conceptual, would bounce off of me.

you lose thought and sentience as all concepts bounce of from you

I wish for somebody to post a video of a Super Mario game OST cover

Granted

I wish that whenever someone posts a fan picture of someone with a stand, this happens

Granted, but someone posts a lot of fan pictures at once, breaking the clip in half.

I wish whenever someone made a mistake, or something bad happened to them, they'd say, "D'oh!"

Granted, but their voice sound exactly Gilbert Gottfried's every time they say the phrase.

I wish to have the power to alter someone else's reality.

Granted, but before you can have the power to alter someones reality, you have to apprentice to some kind of eldritch monster deity from another reality and get butchered and buggered in every single way imaginable and beyond for untold millennia.

I wish I can return to Japan this year.

Granted, but as soon as you arrive, you start babbling nonstop Japanese.

I wish everything I did had multiple unexpected positive side effects.

Granted, but only after a Rube Goldberg-esque chain reaction, that bores you half way through.

I wish for a new chair.

Granted, but it's an invisible chair and I don't know where I put it.

I wish I could summon dogos.

Granted, but you have to pay tax for each one you summon.

I wish Twintelle would lose all of her popularity.

Granted but shortly after comes the flood of "Why isn't she more popular?" posts.

I wish for a working pen.

Granted, but you don't have any working paper.

I wish my Japanese teacher would guest star on the next episode of The Simpsons.

Granted, but your teacher spends the whole time with Homer Simpson admiring "Mr. Sparkle"

I wish that Sony would finally allow full backwards compatibility for the PS4

Granted, but Microsoft and Nintendo quickly does the same. Also, the backwards compatibility option is highly impractical, as it requires many add-ons. It also requires a subscription.

I wish to see what happened if Behind The Meme made a video criticizing KYM.

Granted; disappointment.

I wish for a toothbrush.

Granted, but the bristles are all hands that steal your teeth as you brush them.

I wish I could create popular memes.

Granted, but you can only do it five times in your lifetime; also if you're not parroting some other meme, it counts as a meme.

I wish for a spoon.