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Granted, it's flooded with furry porn.

I wish Bruce Campbell was in more TV shows.

Granted, he now stars in family guy and the big bang theory.
I wish that from now on, everyone in this thread uses the word "fish" instead of "wish"

Fish granted, you now get tons of fish on your doorstep.

I wish every show on TV was replaced with Young Sheldon.

Granted, because everyone now looks like Young Sheldon so they can only make TV show of Young Sheldon.

I wish Atlantis is sick of the shit in USA so they annex it and rename it United Seas and States of Atlantis and everyone in there got turn into mermaids and mermen.

Granted, but you turn into a mermaid.

I wish.

Granted; corrupted.

I wish for a sandwich.

Granted you get followed by a sand witch

I wish for world peace

Granted, but you fall into a deep hole, and everyone is too busy enjoying the peace to help you up.

I wish for pictures of Kelarla/Kerala from 3×3 Eyes.

Granted, cropped, watermarked, and pixilated as fuck.

I wish for candy.

Granted, you get a candy rain.

I wish for Hollywood to die with a loud bang to signal all money grubbing talentless hacks to GTFO of show business forever and cinematography and screenplay returns to the early periods when it was still wholesome and classy.

Granted, but the bang was a nuke so everyone is Hollywood is dead and the entire city is destroyed and suffers radiation.

I wish for nothing.

Granted but that nothing consumes you

I wish I had good luck

Granted, but it washes off when you take a shower.

I wish for high-tech equipment for tracking and hunting people that do this .

Granted, it was made by the joint effort of CIA and NSA. Now their grand surveillance project is completed, free world is no more, congrats.

I wish for snow.

Granted, the people currently sifting through the irradiated ruins of what used to be Hollywood get to enjoy the year's first snowfall.
I wish that people would actually check the source before they spread fake info around online.

Granted. People now check the source to ensure the news is fake before spreading it online.

I wish money wasn't invented.

Granted, if you are not a craftsman or farmer, you die of famine. Because putting worth on ephemeral digital goods or services is an exercise in futility. So everyone is either a farmer, craftsmen, physician, hunter, or gatherer. Welcome to living in 10.000 BC. Hope you like growing crops year long and pray that some warlords are not coming your way to kill, plunder, and rape everything including that melon you grew and your pet squirrel.

I wish social media was not invented.

Granted, it's founded instead.

I wish my school would use Wario's Smash victory theme as the school bell.

Granted. The smash victory theme is used as a school bell but it prompts a lawsuit from Nintendo.

I wish was in a Gachimuchi video.

Granted. You would be in it for more than a second, but unfortunately, you don't Gachimuchi to work with.

I wish this would be our new national anthem.

Granted, and I don't need to corrupt it, you have already cursed yourself to a life of pain.

I wish I didn't like idol shows.

Granted, you like boy bands instead and become a metrosexual; gay in every way except sexual orientation.

I wish I am really snarky. Like an embodiment of snark and a dash of smug.

Granted, but you are not clever about it in the slightest.

I wish I didn't have to see advertisements.

Granted, but all the advertisements you decide not to watch are for super cheap, super cool stuff.

I wish The Splat would show daily episodes of Clarissa Explains It All.

Granted but the daily episodes end up being stale because its back to back and that leaves people getting sick of Clarissa Explains It All.

I wish for a penny.

Granted, but Abraham Lincoln steals it.

I wish I could go back in time to watch any show while new episodes of it were still coming out.

Granted but you go so far back in time that the show is centuries from being created.

I wish my computer loved me

Granted, your computer is now yandere.

I wish for a blender.

You get a blender. Unfortunately, it's good only as a paperweight.

I wish we had something else as president such as Harambe or a duck.

Granted Shadman is the president

I wish I could get someone else to make my homeworks

Granted, they make them explode.

I wish for a pet flying squirrel.

Granted, I hope you really love its nuts because it will shove its nuts onto your mouth every morning.

I wish for some hot cocoa (soy milk) right now.

Granted, but when you drink it, it melts through your stomach and goes straight out.

I wish for a non-annoying pet parrot.

Granted. Unfortunately, PETA breaks into your home and kills the bird. At least they get jailed for breaking and entering.

I wish I had the power to rewrite stories of any kind or even rewriting reality such as making My Immortal get its sequel or (using a rather dark manga as example for rewriting stories) rewrite how some nerdy girl whose life goes to shit (drugs, sex, and homelessness) and dies at the end actually gets a happy ending.

Granted, but the nerdy girl uses her superior intellect to build a doomsday device that she uses to destroy everything.

I wish my school would have a Survivor/Total Drama-esque competition, with me as one of the contestants.

Granted, but it is also a Battle Royale. You get box of Pocky as a starter weapon (as well as an emergency ration), the jock next to your right gets a rocket launcher, that goth guy behind you gets an assault rifle with chainsaw bayonet, the nerd in the front gets an automatic crossbow, the girl next to your left gets a shotgun. Have fun.

I wish for a tasty fish.

Granted. However you are the tasty fish and you at yourself.

I wish we were all eldritch beings.

Granted, but nobody's even that scary.

I wish for a pet chameleon.

Granted but he is so good at camouflage that you lose him.

I wish the future never came.

Granted, you are now in the past. The world is empty of life, and the Langoliers are coming to eat you. Have fun.
I wish that the general meme populace would be more creative with their exploitable webcomic memes, and stop making ones that just boil down to "I don't like this thing."

Granted, you don't like it and don't have a way to express yourself.

I wish for pudding.

Granted, but it is mine. You cannot have it.

I wish for a fair weather tomorrow.

Granted, the weather will be fair tomorrow
in the sense that everybody gets shit weather

I wish for great video games

Granted, but you have no way to play them.

I wish the people on the bus would stop rolling down their windows.

Granted, but to prevent them from rolling down their windows busses no longer have any windows period.

I wish I had my kids back.

Granted, but they came back satanic rainbow-haired "armoured assault panda sexual" radical liberals and they secretly hate you for being alive. They persuaded you to buy life insurance of the highest grade and plan for you to have a "tragic accident". They rake in dosh from your death, and from sobbing on media for donations; after that they went have some beer then piss on your grave then organise a satanic blood orgy on it.

I wish for KYM the video game™.

Granted is made by EA

I wish it all ended

Granted.

Because I wish that this thread will be renamed to "Corrupt a Fish", so "Corrupt a 'Wish'" thread will be technically ended, but lives on in spirit.

Granted but because it breaks the 4th wall it is reverted immediately

I wish a"corrupt a fish" thread existed

Granted, but 123,456,789,012,345,678,901,234,567,890 fish are killed during the thread's lifetime.

I wish for a sandwich I could smack people around with.