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First World Metal Problems
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About
First World Metal Problems is an advice animal image macro series featuring a photograph of a man with a ponytail sitting on a bench wearing a black Stormtroopers of Death (S.O.D.) t-shirt and a solemn expression. The captions typically include trivial frustrations experienced by those who listen to the metal genre of rock music.
Origin
In November of 2011, a Quickmeme[2] page was created titled "First World Metal Problems," featuring a photograph of Jimmy Cecco, the bassist of the metal band Animarium[4] (shown below, left). On December 23rd, an image macro was posted on the /r/MetalMemes[1] subreddit with the caption "I really like this song / but I can't show anyone because it's not brutal enough" (shown below, right).
![e68.png](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/426/309/e68.png)
![45e.jpg DREALLY LIKE THIS NEW SONG BUTI CAN'TSHOWANYONE BECAUSE ITS NOT BRUTAL ENOUGH](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/425/578/45e.jpg)
Spread
On March 27, 2012, the Twitter account @metalproblems[3] was created, which featured the Cecco photograph as the profile picture.
Had a drum lessons for five years just to find out that girls love guitar players
— Metal Problems (@MetalProblems) March 28, 2012
On the same day, 9gag[10] user crosshatch123 reposted the same /r/MetalMemes image macro. Within seven months, the post received over 41,200 up votes and 6,200 Facebook shares. On July 20th, Redditor ZombieBurrito submitted an image macro to the /r/AdviceAnimals[12] subreddit with the caption "Cute girl asks me what I'm listening to / Vaginal ejaculation pudding pig fetus" (shown below, right). Within three months, the post received over 5,700 up votes and 290 comments.
![ae0.jpg CUTEGIRL ASKS ME WHATIFMLISTENING TO NAGINAL E---------- PUDDING PIG FETUS quickmeme.com](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/426/351/ae0.jpg)
On September 4th, Pinterest[11] user Alex Webster started a "First World Metal Problems" pinboard. On October 27th, the "Definitely Not Low" Tumblr[8] blog submitted a post announcing that Cecco was the subject of the First World Metal Problems photograph and that he would be answering questions from fans on the Animarium Facebook[9] page. As of October 29th, 2012, the Quickmeme page has accumulated over 2,500 submissions and a Facebook[5] page titled "First World Metal Problems" has received over 400 likes.
Notable Examples
Additional examples can be found on Tumblr[7] and FAILblog[6] under the tag "#first world metal problems."
![e83.jpg ITSSUPER HOTOUT ONLY OWNS,BLACK CLOTHING](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/small/000/425/633/e83.jpg)
![7cd.jpg LEFT EARPHONEBROKEN NO LEAD' GUITAR](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/small/000/425/573/7cd.jpg)
![6ac.jpg WANTS TOSING ALONG TO FAVORITE FINNISH BLACK METAL SONGS DOESNT KNOW FINNISH](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/small/000/425/570/6ac.jpg)
![Third world problems as well WANTS TOSUPPORT HIS FAVORITE ARTISTS CANT FINDANYMEANS TO GET THEIR MUSIC LEGALLY quickmeme.com](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/small/000/426/363/c0b.jpg)
![bc9.jpg SAID MY FAVOURITE BAND'S NAME ALOUD TEACHER MADE ME GO TOCOUNSELLING quickmeme.com](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/small/000/426/362/bc9.jpg)
![Can't find the band shirt I'm looking for | in my huge pile of black band shirts CAN'T FIND THE BAND SHIRT IM LOOKING FOR IN MY HUGEPILE, OF BLACKBAND SHIRTS](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/small/000/426/359/59f.jpg)
![7c8.jpg WENTTO WILLIAMSBURG SAW HIPSTERWEARING BURZUM SHIRT](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/small/000/425/568/7c8.jpg)
![1ee.jpg SAW MY FAVORITE BASS PLAYER LIVE HEUSED A PICK](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/small/000/425/567/1ee.jpg)
![447.jpg EVERYBODYTHINKSMY SHIRT ISABOUT SYSTEMOF ADOWN quickmeme.com](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/small/000/426/360/447.jpg)
Search Interest
External Reference
[1] Reddit – First World Metal Problems
[2] Quickmeme – First World Metal Problems
[3] Twitter – @metalproblems
[5] Facebook – First World Metal Problems
[6] Failblog – Music Fails
[7] Tumblr – first world metal problems
[8] Tumblr – Definitely Not Low
[10] 9gag – First World Metal Problems
[11] Pinterest – First World Metal Problems
[12] Reddit – First World Metal Problems
Top Comments
Tuckerscreator
Oct 28, 2012 at 03:01AM EDT
Quantum Meme
Oct 28, 2012 at 05:13AM EDT