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Hubby Started Running Fever. I Have The Paste

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Jоху @joxyandsuch ... Replying to @dirtfart_ and @ltsPhetz Your girl when she sees I have the paste gettyimages Peter Dazeley 616087357 8:00 PM · Aug 31, 2021 · Twitter Web App
jank w----- @mohdtoph91 Replying to @ltsPhetz I HAVE THE PASTE I HAVE THE PASTE EVERYBODY LOOK AT ME COZ I GOT THE F------ PASTE I HAVE THE PASTE I HAVE THE PASTE TAKE A GOOD HARD LOOK AT THE M------------ PASTE
Ivermectin Paste RALPH, ARE YOU EATING YOUR PASTE? (MUFFLED) NO, MISS HOOVER.
Nate Taylor @NJT_2015 ... Replying to @ltsPhetz l'll break it down. What would a kindergarten teacher tell you if you announced a plan to eat paste because you have a fever? 7:41 PM · Aug 31, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone
Not A Raccoon •.. @ProfaneVermin Replying to @ltsPhetz Break it down like she's a kindergartner?...Your husband is moving to a farm so he can play with his friends. 7:39 PM · Aug 31, 2021 · Twitter for Android
dirt fart cool bug finder •.. @dirtfart_ Replying to @ltsPhetz you're in her DMs. she's in my bedroom feeding me Paste 7:34 PM · Aug 31, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone
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Hubby Started Running Fever. I Have The Paste is a quote from a post in an apparent Ivermectin COVID treatment Facebook group which spread on Twitter due to what users described as its surreal quality. The post was parodied in numerous tweets celebrating its oddity.

Origin

On August 31st, 2021, Twitter user @ItsPhetz[1] posted a screenshot from Facebook from a woman who said, "Hubby started running fever. I have the paste. He weights about 250. I have seen the lists. However i need someone ot break it down for me in kindergarten terms" [sic]. While the location of the post is unclear, it is likely that the woman was talking about Ivermectin, a deworming medication for horses, which comes in paste form, that has been controversially used to treat COVID symptoms despite being recommended against by the CDC. @ItsPhetz quoted "Hubby started running fever. I have the paste" in their tweet, gaining over 2,500 retweets and 34,000 likes in less than 24 hours (shown below).

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In the replies to the post, users remarked on the surreal nature of the sentences. @ItsPhetz[2] replied, "idk if I'm laughing at this so much as the first two sentences just critted my brain with how surreal they are." User @papapishu[3] wrote, "The first two sentences take the cake but “in Kindergarten Terms” really adds so much volume and complexity." Users started joking about the tweet in the replies as well. Some made jokes riffing on how "I have the paste" is reminiscent of fast-food chain Arby's slogan, "We have the meats." User @RedPubDefendr[4] posted a picture of Arby's "Horsey Sauce," saying, "I have the paste for my sick family. Please someone help" and gaining over 200 retweets and 3,000 likes (shown below, left). User @NickZoic[5] posted a This Is Just To Say parody, gaining over 140 retweets and 1,400 likes (shown below, right)

... Jonathan N. @RedPubDefndr Replying to @ltsPhetz I have the paste for my sick family. Please someone help. TEAR A HERE Årbu's HORSEY SAUCE Our Signature Horseradish Sauce
nick @nickzoic Replying to @ltsPhetz This is just to say I have eaten the paste which was in the stables Which you were probably saving for the horses Forgive me I've gotta go s--- myself now 8:23 PM · Aug 31, 2021 · Twitter for Android

The post inspired some jokes outside the original thread, though these were not as popular as the replies to the original post as of the day after it was first posted. Some include an In This House parody posted by @danchovy[6] (shown below, left) and a post by @orin_hpg[7] comparing the post to the opening monologue to "Dead Flag Blues" by Godspeed You! Black Emperor (shown below, right).

At least I have the gym and my stocks @danchovy in this house we say I have the paste. 田0 10:33 PM · Aug 31, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone
ORIN ... @orin_jpg i'm saying "hubby started running fever. i have the paste" to myself in the same cadence as if it was part of "the dead flag blues" 7:24 PM · Aug 31, 2021 · Twitter Web App 10 Likes Tweet your reply Reply ORIN @orin_jpg · 15h Replying to @orin_jpg the skyline was beautiful on fire. hubby started running fever. i have the paste. ... ipg

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dirt fart cool bug finder •.. @dirtfart_ Replying to @ltsPhetz you're in her DMs. she's in my bedroom feeding me Paste 7:34 PM · Aug 31, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone
Not A Raccoon •.. @ProfaneVermin Replying to @ltsPhetz Break it down like she's a kindergartner?...Your husband is moving to a farm so he can play with his friends. 7:39 PM · Aug 31, 2021 · Twitter for Android
Nate Taylor @NJT_2015 ... Replying to @ltsPhetz l'll break it down. What would a kindergarten teacher tell you if you announced a plan to eat paste because you have a fever? 7:41 PM · Aug 31, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone
Ivermectin Paste RALPH, ARE YOU EATING YOUR PASTE? (MUFFLED) NO, MISS HOOVER.
jank w----- @mohdtoph91 Replying to @ltsPhetz I HAVE THE PASTE I HAVE THE PASTE EVERYBODY LOOK AT ME COZ I GOT THE F------ PASTE I HAVE THE PASTE I HAVE THE PASTE TAKE A GOOD HARD LOOK AT THE M------------ PASTE
Jоху @joxyandsuch ... Replying to @dirtfart_ and @ltsPhetz Your girl when she sees I have the paste gettyimages Peter Dazeley 616087357 8:00 PM · Aug 31, 2021 · Twitter Web App

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External References

[1] Twitter – @itsphetz

[2] Twitter – @ItsPhetz

[3] Twitter – @Papapishu

[4] Twitter – RedPubDefendr

[5] Twitter – @NickZoic

[6] Twitter – @danchovy

[7] Twitter – @orin_jpg

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Hubby Started Running Fever. I Have The Paste is a quote from a post in an apparent Ivermectin COVID treatment Facebook group which spread on Twitter due to what users described as its surreal quality. The post was parodied in numerous tweets celebrating its oddity.

Origin

On August 31st, 2021, Twitter user @ItsPhetz[1] posted a screenshot from Facebook from a woman who said, "Hubby started running fever. I have the paste. He weights about 250. I have seen the lists. However i need someone ot break it down for me in kindergarten terms" [sic]. While the location of the post is unclear, it is likely that the woman was talking about Ivermectin, a deworming medication for horses, which comes in paste form, that has been controversially used to treat COVID symptoms despite being recommended against by the CDC. @ItsPhetz quoted "Hubby started running fever. I have the paste" in their tweet, gaining over 2,500 retweets and 34,000 likes in less than 24 hours (shown below).



Spread

In the replies to the post, users remarked on the surreal nature of the sentences. @ItsPhetz[2] replied, "idk if I'm laughing at this so much as the first two sentences just critted my brain with how surreal they are." User @papapishu[3] wrote, "The first two sentences take the cake but “in Kindergarten Terms” really adds so much volume and complexity." Users started joking about the tweet in the replies as well. Some made jokes riffing on how "I have the paste" is reminiscent of fast-food chain Arby's slogan, "We have the meats." User @RedPubDefendr[4] posted a picture of Arby's "Horsey Sauce," saying, "I have the paste for my sick family. Please someone help" and gaining over 200 retweets and 3,000 likes (shown below, left). User @NickZoic[5] posted a This Is Just To Say parody, gaining over 140 retweets and 1,400 likes (shown below, right)


... Jonathan N. @RedPubDefndr Replying to @ltsPhetz I have the paste for my sick family. Please someone help. TEAR A HERE Årbu's HORSEY SAUCE Our Signature Horseradish Sauce nick @nickzoic Replying to @ltsPhetz This is just to say I have eaten the paste which was in the stables Which you were probably saving for the horses Forgive me I've gotta go s--- myself now 8:23 PM · Aug 31, 2021 · Twitter for Android

The post inspired some jokes outside the original thread, though these were not as popular as the replies to the original post as of the day after it was first posted. Some include an In This House parody posted by @danchovy[6] (shown below, left) and a post by @orin_hpg[7] comparing the post to the opening monologue to "Dead Flag Blues" by Godspeed You! Black Emperor (shown below, right).


At least I have the gym and my stocks @danchovy in this house we say I have the paste. 田0 10:33 PM · Aug 31, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone ORIN ... @orin_jpg i'm saying "hubby started running fever. i have the paste" to myself in the same cadence as if it was part of "the dead flag blues" 7:24 PM · Aug 31, 2021 · Twitter Web App 10 Likes Tweet your reply Reply ORIN @orin_jpg · 15h Replying to @orin_jpg the skyline was beautiful on fire. hubby started running fever. i have the paste. ... ipg

Various Examples


dirt fart cool bug finder •.. @dirtfart_ Replying to @ltsPhetz you're in her DMs. she's in my bedroom feeding me Paste 7:34 PM · Aug 31, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone Not A Raccoon •.. @ProfaneVermin Replying to @ltsPhetz Break it down like she's a kindergartner?...Your husband is moving to a farm so he can play with his friends. 7:39 PM · Aug 31, 2021 · Twitter for Android Nate Taylor @NJT_2015 ... Replying to @ltsPhetz l'll break it down. What would a kindergarten teacher tell you if you announced a plan to eat paste because you have a fever? 7:41 PM · Aug 31, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone Ivermectin Paste RALPH, ARE YOU EATING YOUR PASTE? (MUFFLED) NO, MISS HOOVER. jank w----- @mohdtoph91 Replying to @ltsPhetz I HAVE THE PASTE I HAVE THE PASTE EVERYBODY LOOK AT ME COZ I GOT THE F------ PASTE I HAVE THE PASTE I HAVE THE PASTE TAKE A GOOD HARD LOOK AT THE M------------ PASTE Jоху @joxyandsuch ... Replying to @dirtfart_ and @ltsPhetz Your girl when she sees I have the paste gettyimages Peter Dazeley 616087357 8:00 PM · Aug 31, 2021 · Twitter Web App

Search Interest

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External References

[1] Twitter – @itsphetz

[2] Twitter – @ItsPhetz

[3] Twitter – @Papapishu

[4] Twitter – RedPubDefendr

[5] Twitter – @NickZoic

[6] Twitter – @danchovy

[7] Twitter – @orin_jpg

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I'll break it down in kindergarten terms. Throw the paste in the bin, give him plenty to drink, plenty of rest, make him soft, easy to consume food like chicken soup, and get him his choice of cough syrup and/or lozenges.

It might not be "just the flu" in terms of contagion or severity, but flu like symptoms are flu like symptoms and you treat them the same as with any other flu-like illness, since symptoms are really all you can treat as there is no cure.

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