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"I Think Coolsville Sucks"

"I Think Coolsville Sucks"

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"I Think Coolsville Sucks" is a memorable line from the 2004 film Scooby-Doo 2: Monsters Unleashed in which the character Fred Jones is quoted out of context following an interview with a reporter from Coolsville, the fictional town that serves as the base of operations for Mystery Inc. The quote is frequently referenced in posts on 4chan's /tv/ board along with photoshops of Jones yelling the line, a practice sometimes referred to as "Scoobyposting."

Origin

On March 20th, 2004, the film Scooby-Doo 2: Monsters Unleashed was released. In the film, the character Fred Jones (played by Freddie Prinze Jr.) is interviewed by a reporter, during which he says "you're trying to make it look like I think Coolsville sucks!" (shown below).



Fred Jones: "No! Hey, you're doing that thing again where you take everything I say out of context! You're trying to make it look like I think Coolsville sucks! No! Don't record that!"

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On April 30th, 2013, Tumblr[1] user sophie-xcx submitted a four-panel GIF series of the Scooby-Doo 2 scene, along with the message "The most accurate depiction of the press I have ever seen." Within five years, the post gained over 572,000 notes.


You're taking everything I say out of context You're trying to make people think l think Coolsville sucks"! All Fred Jones had to say was... think Coolsvile sucks! The most accurate depiction of the press I have ever seen

On February 4th, 2016, YouTuber Sol uploaded a mashup of the scene combined with the song "Bring Me to Life" by Evanescence (shown below).



On August 5th, 2018, a Coolsville thread was submitted to /tv/.[3] In the thread, a photoshop of Jordan Peterson with Fred Jones' head was submitted to the thread, along with a Coolsville-themed variation of a Jordan Peterson copypasta (shown below).


SO COOLSVILLE AND THATS THE BLOODY THING ABOUT COOLSVILLE THE PLACE REPRESENTS CHAOS, IN FACT, IT'S A ND OF CHAOS, AND IN CONTRAST, WE HAVE THE SCOOBY AND THE GANG, WHO REPRESENTS ORDER HLY SPEAKING T SCOOB, IN HIS BITTER RESENTMENT IN HIS-HIS PO ODERN CULTURAL MARXIST IDEOLOGY, TRIES TO UNMASK THE CHAOS . AND THAT'S A BAD IDEA MAN IT'S LIKE ITS, LIKE IF YOU RE FIRE, IT'S JUST GOING TO LEAVE YOUR HANDS BURNT BU UNMASKNG OOB, HE TRIES ANYWAY, MOTIVATED BY A LUST FOR WER AND IT'S LIKE GOD ITS SO SAD ITS LIKE THEY'RE NOT REAL MONSTERS! THEYRE NOT REAL MONSTERS, AND NO POSTMODERN RATIONALIZATION WILL CHANGE THAT. THE EVIDENCE IS CLEAR. THE SCIENTIFIC LITERATURE IS EXPLICIT ON THIS MATTER AND SPEAKING OF MEDDLING KIDS, WHAT PENS IF THEY ACTUALLY WOULD HAVE T? THE MONSTER ISN'T A MAN HIDING BEHIND A MASK, QUITET OPPOSITE, IT'S ACTUALLY THE T EXISTS IN US ALL. AND THIS MONSTER IS EXACTLY WHAT CAUSED THE ATROCITIES OF THE 20TH CENTURY CHAOTIC MONSTER AND IT'S LIKE SOLZHENITSYN WRITES IN THE GULAG AR OPPRESSING THE PROLETARIAT, BUT IN DOING SO THEY BECAME ONE THEMSELVES. AND WELL ACTUALLY, THEY BECAME QUITE A BIT PELAGO THE BLOODY MARXISTS ATTEMPTED TO SLAY THE MONSTER TEND TO UNMASK A MONSTER IF YOU ALREADY ARE ONE. WE TRIED THAT EXPERIMENT IN THE 20TH CENTURY AND IT WAS A BAD IDEA MAN! AND IT IS. NOT. A. ROUTE. YOU. WANT. TO. GO. DOWN

On August 7th, a thread was submitted to /tv/[2] with a photoshopped Donald Trump tweet with the message "I think Coolsville sucks!" (shown below).


Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump 11h I think Coolsville sucks! 8.5K

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[1] Tumblr – sophie-xcx

[2] 4plebs – /tv/ thread

[3] Archive.is – 4chan thread

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