Tumblr Shoplifting Blogs
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About
Tumblr Shoplifting Blogs are blogs maintained by a community of Tumblr users referred to as the "Bling Ring," "Shoplifting Fandom" and "Lifters," who post shoplifting tips, photographs of stolen merchandise and stories about retailer theft.
History
On August 16th, 2013, the shoplifting blog "Lifting Tips, Tricks, and Hauls" was created, highlighting photographs of shoplifted merchandise and stealing advice. On December 25th, the Shoplifters Anonymous[12] Tumblr blog was launched, which features stories, tips and other information regarding shoplifting.
Tumblr's "Bling Ring"
On April 24th, 2014, Tumblr user We Unhallowed[13] published a list of shoplifting blogs titled "Tumblr's Bling Ring," claiming to have stumbled upon a network of teenage shoplifters who post pictures of their stolen merchandise referred to as "hauls". The post was subsequently removed.
News Media Coverage
On April 26th, Jezebel[7] published an article about the Tumblr shoplifting blogs titled "'Bling Ring' Tumblr Shoplifting Community Gets Rocked by Outsiders," which noted that the blog community received a substantial backlash following its discovery. Additionally, the article highlighted a list of "lifter's commandments" widely reblogged among the shoplifting fandom (shown below).
On May 4th, the BBC[9] published a statement from Tumblr revealing they would cooperate with police if an investigation into the community were launched.
On May 11th, The Daily Mail[8] published an article about the community titled "The Real Life Bling Ring." On September 30th, The Daily Dot[1] reported on the blog network, noting that many in the shoplifting fandom were claiming to be roleplayers.
Reception
On April 27th, 2015, a thread about Tumblr shoplifting blogs was submitted to the /pt/ (general) board on the imageboard Lolcow,[10] where many replied with their opinions regarding the ethics of the community. On July 5th, Tumblr user Tenaflyviper[2] posted a list of suspected shoplifting blogs titled "Master List of Entitled Children Celebrating Being Total Losers."
Search Interest
External References
[1] DailyDot – Tumblr Shoplifting Subculture
[2] Tenaflyviper – Master list of entitled children celebrating being
[3] Tenaflyviper – Does it make you feel big and important to notify
[5] Tenaflyviper – Reblog if you are a lifter
[6] Tenaflyviper – I do wish their response wasn't so generic
[7] Jezebel – Bling Ring Tumblr Shoplifting Community
[8] The Daily Mail – The Real Life Bling Ring
[9] BBC – Shoplifting blogs on Tumblr investigated
[10] Lolcow – Tumblr shoplifting fandom
[11] Tumblr – tenaflyviper
[12] Tumblr – Shoplifters Anonymous
[13] Tumblr – We Unhallowed
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I stole this entire Chuck E Cheese, including the children and employees inside.
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Thanks
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Good Guy Greg Weighs In
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The Teenage Thieves of Tumblr
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We R Cute Shoplifters
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We Prosecute Shoplifters
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I hope this is satire, but with tumblr you can't be too sure.
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Spider Man does not approve.
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shopthrifters commandments
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Plebcomics on the shoplifting fandom
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Shoplifting
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Shoplifters are apparently communist as hell.
Comments ( 170 )
This is my first submission, still a huge WIP, feel free to coach me and join in on editing to help me make this page better. Thanks!
It has plenty of potential.
Great start, needs work, but fantastic for a first try.
It has plenty of potential.
Great start, needs work, but fantastic for a first try.
You need a lot of citations in this entry, especially for this claim:
"…have never been reprimanded for their actions, and outside of individuals being caught on their own accord, have never faced criminal charges for their excessive thievery"
Honestly, I'm not really sure the best way to source this.
What I'm basically trying to say is that despite having a few news/tabloid articles written on the fandom, nothing was really done about it, since the blogs thrived for some time until Tenaflyviper posted the master list. Maybe it could use a better wording.
Honestly, I'm not really sure the best way to source this.
What I'm basically trying to say is that despite having a few news/tabloid articles written on the fandom, nothing was really done about it, since the blogs thrived for some time until Tenaflyviper posted the master list. Maybe it could use a better wording.
This even more irrefutable proof that Tumblr has officially converted stupidity into a contagion. Fortunately, it has also become an accurate test for the ensuing infection.
If the denizens of Tumblr (the Tumblreinas) support something or someone, there is a 98.2% chance that something or someone needs to be shunned and removed from society in a scientific fashion.
As for these punks, I recommend that the owners of Tumblr make a few phone calls to the various local PDs, lest their site become an even greater breeding ground for criminals.
If the denizens of Tumblr (the Tumblreinas) support something or someone, there is a 98.2% chance that something or someone needs to be shunned and removed from society in a scientific fashion.
Tumblr user supports vaccinations.
Shun!
Tumblr user supports Martin Luther King Jr.
Shun!
Tumblr user supports proper nutrition for children
Shun!
Tumblr user supports belief that fairies are not real
Haha! That is awesome!
Seriously, though. The users you're talking about are the on there who still have their heads attached.
You know which one's I'm talking about.
The reasoning is important though, which can vary. Hell just the phrase "think of the children" can cause problems as the intentions of the individuals can be anything from harmless to bad. I will list examples from what you stated:
Tumblr user supports vaccinations.
Tumblr users could also believe that it is linked to autism and they tend to be proud of such a thing. They could want more.
Tumblr user supports Martin Luther King Jr.
They could think that he wanted white people dead like some people also believe king wanted.
Tumblr user supports proper nutrition for children
To them proper nutrition could also being extremely overweight
Tumblr user supports belief that fairies are not real.
I guess I can admit I have nothing on this one, but maybe someone can chime in.
Tumblr user supports belief that fairies are not real.
They enforce this upon everyone, including small children. It also applies to all sorts of magical fairy tales and childish myths, like Santa Claus.
Seriously, if anyone just tells a kid that Santa exists, they're a dick
Tumblr user supports belief that fairies are not real.
They enforce this upon everyone, including small children. It also applies to all sorts of magical fairy tales and childish myths, like Santa Claus.
Seriously, if anyone just tells a kid that Santa exists, they're a dick
The stupid is reaching the "zombie parasite" tier.
Haha! That is awesome!
Seriously, though. The users you're talking about are the on there who still have their heads attached.
You know which one's I'm talking about.
Or Tumblr needs a few lawsuits shoved up their ass. That'll motivate them!
The reasoning is important though, which can vary. Hell just the phrase "think of the children" can cause problems as the intentions of the individuals can be anything from harmless to bad. I will list examples from what you stated:
Tumblr user supports vaccinations.
Tumblr users could also believe that it is linked to autism and they tend to be proud of such a thing. They could want more.
Tumblr user supports Martin Luther King Jr.
They could think that he wanted white people dead like some people also believe king wanted.
Tumblr user supports proper nutrition for children
To them proper nutrition could also being extremely overweight
Tumblr user supports belief that fairies are not real.
I guess I can admit I have nothing on this one, but maybe someone can chime in.
Tumblr user supports belief that fairies are not real.
They enforce this upon everyone, including small children. It also applies to all sorts of magical fairy tales and childish myths, like Santa Claus.
Seriously, if anyone just tells a kid that Santa exists, they're a dick
Tumblr user supports belief that fairies are not real.
They enforce this upon everyone, including small children. It also applies to all sorts of magical fairy tales and childish myths, like Santa Claus.
Seriously, if anyone just tells a kid that Santa exists, they're a dick
The stupid is reaching the "zombie parasite" tier.
Here's a couple of articles about this most ridiculous of fandoms
http://theralphretort.com/welcome-to-the-world-of-liftshopping-6028015/
http://theralphretort.com/returning-to-the-scene-of-the-crime-liftshopping-part-2-709015/
It all reminds me of that episode of Batman where the villain were a bunch of rich boys who started committing crime because of boredom. At the end the ringleader was ranting that he'd buy his way out of trouble… cut to him in a prison cell opposite a very large cellmate.
"Thou shall not steal"
"But if you do, don't be a fool and post it on your blog"
Good submission BTW.
The 10 Commandments really need an update.
There only need to be three.
Thou shalt not be a poopyhead, Thou shalt not be a dum-dum, thou shalt not steal kittens.
There only need to be three.
Thou shalt not be a poopyhead, Thou shalt not be a dum-dum, thou shalt not steal kittens.
Good submission BTW.
If the denizens of Tumblr (the Tumblreinas) support something or someone, there is a 98.2% chance that something or someone needs to be shunned and removed from society in a scientific fashion.
Tumblr user supports vaccinations.
Shun!
Tumblr user supports Martin Luther King Jr.
Shun!
Tumblr user supports proper nutrition for children
Shun!
Tumblr user supports belief that fairies are not real
Haha! That is awesome!
Seriously, though. The users you're talking about are the on there who still have their heads attached.
You know which one's I'm talking about.
The reasoning is important though, which can vary. Hell just the phrase "think of the children" can cause problems as the intentions of the individuals can be anything from harmless to bad. I will list examples from what you stated:
Tumblr user supports vaccinations.
Tumblr users could also believe that it is linked to autism and they tend to be proud of such a thing. They could want more.
Tumblr user supports Martin Luther King Jr.
They could think that he wanted white people dead like some people also believe king wanted.
Tumblr user supports proper nutrition for children
To them proper nutrition could also being extremely overweight
Tumblr user supports belief that fairies are not real.
I guess I can admit I have nothing on this one, but maybe someone can chime in.
Tumblr user supports belief that fairies are not real.
They enforce this upon everyone, including small children. It also applies to all sorts of magical fairy tales and childish myths, like Santa Claus.
Seriously, if anyone just tells a kid that Santa exists, they're a dick
Tumblr user supports belief that fairies are not real.
They enforce this upon everyone, including small children. It also applies to all sorts of magical fairy tales and childish myths, like Santa Claus.
Seriously, if anyone just tells a kid that Santa exists, they're a dick
The stupid is reaching the "zombie parasite" tier.
I like how they say "I have kleptomania" as if that's a valid reasoning. If you actually have it, get help for it. If you're saying "I can't help it, I have absolutely no control over it", well I have an uncontrollable urge to snitch on ne'er-do-wells.
If they were kleptomaniacs they wouldn't brag about it. That's another reason they can't use it as an excuse.
pretty much. If they had a problem, they would be ashamed of it, not proud.
pretty much. If they had a problem, they would be ashamed of it, not proud.
Haha! That is awesome!
Seriously, though. The users you're talking about are the on there who still have their heads attached.
You know which one's I'm talking about.
My question is why does it say “controversy?”
There’s really nothing controversial about it. These people are shameless criminals and idiots, and they are shamelessly broadcasting their idiotically criminal behavior online for all to see. And that’s pretty much the end of it.
Really, the only argument here is what should be done about them.
What i don't understand is how have they not been caught yet? Their IPs and other information must be stored in tumblr's databases.
Yeah, I had no idea what to title the article, that's the real thing. I didn't exactly want to call it "shitstorm" but I guess Don made it much better for me.
Because no one will do anything about it when they OBVIOUSLY SHOULD.
Or Tumblr needs a few lawsuits shoved up their ass. That'll motivate them!
Dear God, this actually does exist. Fuck you, Tumblr. And you know what?
HOMOPHOBIC BIGOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BIG OT?! IN SCIENTOLOGY THAT IS A HUGE HONOR!
BIG OT?! IN SCIENTOLOGY THAT IS A HUGE HONOR!
Well, posting about your criminal endeavors on the open internet is certainly one way to get yourself caught easily, and this right here is possibly a goldmine for law enforcement.
Nevertheless, here we have another group bringing down Tumblr's average IQ, and I'm not a damn bit surprised.
Guys, if you’re trying to get yourself arrested, there’s much easier ways to do it.
If you aren’t trying to get yourself arrested, there’s still much easier ways to do it.
No matter how you look at it, these people are seriously lacking in brain cells.
If they were kleptomaniacs they wouldn't brag about it. That's another reason they can't use it as an excuse.
pretty much. If they had a problem, they would be ashamed of it, not proud.
This is a new level of attention whoring.
The 10 Commandments really need an update.
There only need to be three.
Thou shalt not be a poopyhead, Thou shalt not be a dum-dum, thou shalt not steal kittens.
Man, fuck those analtarts.
Anyone trying to rationalise breaking the law by saying they're doing it to big businesses seriously need to do some reading up on how franchises work. Just because a store is a franchisee of the larger franchise does not mean that it has a direct link with that company. Rather, the small local store is run by a local group of people who have been loaned the rights to sell the franchise's stock and use their logos and stuff at their own cost. Whether you're stealing from the local Apple store, or Alans (sic) Cut Price Electronics, you'll ultimately be harming the local store. And that will affect hard-working people; not that the pilfering louts who don't think the law applies to them would care much.
At least I've not seen any stealing from charity shops yet…
I'm glad this entry got made to spraid awareness
and as a guy that worked in retail I say to all the people that do this fuck you fuck you till the end of time you are not poor stealing luxery items and you're not fight against "evil capitalism" you're stealing from little guys that are just trying to make a living
take it away 682
On a semi-related note, I have a question for all of you guys.
If you could have the ability to punch people on the internet through your screen (which will go through theirs and hit them), how many shattered parts will their skull have?
Probably none since I'm a scrawny-ass.
Yes.
Maybe. I mean, I'm not really the kind of person to resort to violence--could I just stick my head out instead of just punching them so I can go "SERIOUSLY?!"
And WOULD it work the other way around?
Make it big enough to fit an elbow and a knee and we'll talk.
And suddenly, I am thinking of Star Platinum and The World.
Yes, please.
Yes, please.
There only need to be three.
Thou shalt not be a poopyhead, Thou shalt not be a dum-dum, thou shalt not steal kittens.
I think all these people are about to get a lift. From the Party Van.
My tongue-in-cheek Rapetopus blog that is basically just me exerting as many lame puns about rape (no different from that Fuckbot 9000 joke) deemed me a sociopath to society by Tumblr while this is perfectly acceptable?
I get black comedy isn't easily accepted (as well as puns, which is the whole point of the blog to begin with), but at least I'm not breaking any laws like these assholes. And posting them online! Seriously, first rule to committing a crime: don't get caught. And these guys are just making it easier for themselves to get caught.
Next on the list:
Rape blogs
followed by:
Murder blogs
Then Terrorism blogs & Scamming Blogs.
maybe even crimes against nature and/or god blogs!
i'm pretty sure Terrorism blogs are already a thing.
maybe even crimes against nature and/or god blogs!
Nah. With all their talk of Rape Culture and how people who make jokes about rape supports it, they'll most likely do a murder blog before a rape blog.
. . . Than again it is Tumblr. Hypocrisy is golden in that place.
"'It is not rape if it's done to a man. No matter how many times he says no, he's a man so who the fuck cares?"
I'm sure something along the lines of that can be found on at least 7 blogs on tumblr.
More like 7 time 50.
I was thinking just the active blogs that weren't deleted by the user yet.
I was thinking just the active blogs that weren't deleted by the user yet.
More like 7 time 50.
I was thinking just the active blogs that weren't deleted by the user yet.
I was thinking just the active blogs that weren't deleted by the user yet.
"'It is not rape if it's done to a man. No matter how many times he says no, he's a man so who the fuck cares?"
I'm sure something along the lines of that can be found on at least 7 blogs on tumblr.
More like 7 time 50.
I was thinking just the active blogs that weren't deleted by the user yet.
I was thinking just the active blogs that weren't deleted by the user yet.
This fits right along side the blatant "I ruined someone's life by lying about them and I'm [EXPLICATIVE] proud of it" blogs.
More like 7 time 50.
I was thinking just the active blogs that weren't deleted by the user yet.
figures tumblr would.
we [p]r[ose]cute shoplifters. interesting. shoeonhead said once that tumblrina's do this to disguise their horrible personalities and behavior (and often appearances) behind a veil of "kawaii-ness" which makes sense when most people who are on tumblr were originally on livejournal, which had a thriving social justice community and a fondness for anything "kawaii"
they know people won't like them but instead of being more tolerable they try to change the world around them to be more accepting of them.
put together I think we can see the makings of a grand unified theory of WTF TUMBLR
take it away 682
Then Terrorism blogs & Scamming Blogs.
maybe even crimes against nature and/or god blogs!
i'm pretty sure Terrorism blogs are already a thing.
…you don't wanna live on the planet anymore because of some stupid shoplifters that can't even bother to cover their tracks?
No, I don't wanna live here, because such as thing as a "shoplifting community" actually exists.
That just makes it easier for them to get caught. I would be worried if they actually were smart about it.
That just makes it easier for them to get caught. I would be worried if they actually were smart about it.
No, I don't wanna live here, because such as thing as a "shoplifting community" actually exists.
That just makes it easier for them to get caught. I would be worried if they actually were smart about it.
That just makes it easier for them to get caught. I would be worried if they actually were smart about it.
And they say 4chan is a breeding ground for crime. At least when people brag about committing crimes on 4chan, anons send the info to the police.
Tumblr: Where you narcissism is our number one priority.
Implying people didn't turn over the information to the authorities.
Look at the eleventh external reference.
Implying people didn't turn over the information to the authorities.
Look at the eleventh external reference.
you aren't overthrowing capitalism by nicking that shirt you wanted from hot topic. and certainly not by fucking blogging about it. you are just being an idiot.
maybe even crimes against nature and/or god blogs!
Probably none since I'm a scrawny-ass.
Nah. With all their talk of Rape Culture and how people who make jokes about rape supports it, they'll most likely do a murder blog before a rape blog.
. . . Than again it is Tumblr. Hypocrisy is golden in that place.
"'It is not rape if it's done to a man. No matter how many times he says no, he's a man so who the fuck cares?"
I'm sure something along the lines of that can be found on at least 7 blogs on tumblr.
More like 7 time 50.
I was thinking just the active blogs that weren't deleted by the user yet.
I was thinking just the active blogs that weren't deleted by the user yet.
More like 7 time 50.
I was thinking just the active blogs that weren't deleted by the user yet.
I was thinking just the active blogs that weren't deleted by the user yet.
…you don't wanna live on the planet anymore because of some stupid shoplifters that can't even bother to cover their tracks?
No, I don't wanna live here, because such as thing as a "shoplifting community" actually exists.
That just makes it easier for them to get caught. I would be worried if they actually were smart about it.
That just makes it easier for them to get caught. I would be worried if they actually were smart about it.
Yes.
Maybe. I mean, I'm not really the kind of person to resort to violence--could I just stick my head out instead of just punching them so I can go "SERIOUSLY?!"
And WOULD it work the other way around?
another tumblr subculture that thinks acts and talks like children. what are the odds?
also who wants to get arrested?
No, I don't wanna live here, because such as thing as a "shoplifting community" actually exists.
That just makes it easier for them to get caught. I would be worried if they actually were smart about it.
…I mean, it's not even like they're being Robin Hoods about it.
They're just stealing.
Literally, no honor.
HOMOPHOBIC BIGOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BIG OT?! IN SCIENTOLOGY THAT IS A HUGE HONOR!
Devs please delete site.
pretty much. If they had a problem, they would be ashamed of it, not proud.
you aren't overthrowing capitalism by nicking that shirt you wanted from hot topic. and certainly not by fucking blogging about it. you are just being an idiot.
That just makes it easier for them to get caught. I would be worried if they actually were smart about it.
They are about as subtle as Lizard Squad
BIG OT?! IN SCIENTOLOGY THAT IS A HUGE HONOR!
The reasoning is important though, which can vary. Hell just the phrase "think of the children" can cause problems as the intentions of the individuals can be anything from harmless to bad. I will list examples from what you stated:
Tumblr user supports vaccinations.
Tumblr users could also believe that it is linked to autism and they tend to be proud of such a thing. They could want more.
Tumblr user supports Martin Luther King Jr.
They could think that he wanted white people dead like some people also believe king wanted.
Tumblr user supports proper nutrition for children
To them proper nutrition could also being extremely overweight
Tumblr user supports belief that fairies are not real.
I guess I can admit I have nothing on this one, but maybe someone can chime in.
Tumblr user supports belief that fairies are not real.
They enforce this upon everyone, including small children. It also applies to all sorts of magical fairy tales and childish myths, like Santa Claus.
Seriously, if anyone just tells a kid that Santa exists, they're a dick
Make it big enough to fit an elbow and a knee and we'll talk.
Tenaflyviper is gonna get a looooooot of new followers.
(You should follow her, she's great.)
Ok, ok. Hear me out, I know this might be crazy and sexist but maybe, just maybe if people actually paid for those items. Businesses can pay their employees and maybe, just maybe the pay gap (that thing I heard so much about) become smaller?
"'It is not rape if it's done to a man. No matter how many times he says no, he's a man so who the fuck cares?"
I'm sure something along the lines of that can be found on at least 7 blogs on tumblr.
More like 7 time 50.
I was thinking just the active blogs that weren't deleted by the user yet.
I was thinking just the active blogs that weren't deleted by the user yet.
Gods above fucking damn it Tumblr….
You know, Platus found a Shoplifting subreddit
Humanity was a mistake
-God right now
As a Christian, I firmly believe God facepalms every day at us.
Just when you though Tumblr coulnt get any more stupid, this travesty happens
They'd be preventing overpopulation, if you really think about it.
>Thou shalt not steal from small businesses
Weeeeelll….at least they have SOME small honor…for gutless scum.
Nah. That just means they're half-assing it.
When I first saw this entry I was like:
"Ooh, this is certiantly going to end well."
Tumblr's shoplifting community right now be like:
These fools need boot camp, ASAP.
Yeah, maybe if you were stealing rice or bread or something I might believe you actually have a purpose apart from selfishness.
As a Christian, I firmly believe God facepalms every day at us.
Tumblr user supports belief that fairies are not real.
They enforce this upon everyone, including small children. It also applies to all sorts of magical fairy tales and childish myths, like Santa Claus.
Seriously, if anyone just tells a kid that Santa exists, they're a dick
I used to have a tumblr spotlight blog and put a lot of effort in writing articles for it, but I stopped doing that because I have the feeling that 90% of the community is deranged. I got no feedback for my articles and only requests from people who wanted me to promote them, yet their blogs did not have one single word of individual content, they just considered their vast collection of random Doctor Who screenshots, le 9gag pictures and dumb quotes artistic enough to get promoted. I'm not even surprised that shoplifiting is a thing on Tumblr, because 99,99% of the blogs there are just stolen images from all over the internet without any form of creative or individual content. (BTW: That's not a blog. A blog is something in which you actually have to put effort.)
Nah. That just means they're half-assing it.
And suddenly, I am thinking of Star Platinum and The World.
Yes, please.
Y'know, when you think about it, the Fallout response to shoplifting would be a great thing to apply to counter this. If someone tries to shoplift, the owner of the store or whoever is closest pulls out a shotgun and blows them away.
wait, let me get this straight:
people steal fashion stuff and brag about it on tumblr. If you do this, you are a special kind of stupid.
because
1. How immoral and spoiled do you have to be to act like this.
2. Not even a good thief because the police will surely find you especially if this is a popular thing so they surely know about these practices and WILL screen tumblr for it
3. You are on tumblr. (apologies to all level-headed tumblrites reading this)
conclusion:natural selection exists, even in criminal enviroments
See more on Know Your Meme
This is why I try to stick to the roleplay side of tumblr where shit like this spreads to there less…..emphasis on "less".
What i don't understand is how have they not been caught yet? Their IPs and other information must be stored in tumblr's databases.
The stupid is reaching the "zombie parasite" tier.
THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THESE IDIOTS?!
I just woke up, and now my day has already officially gotten ruined because of Tumblr.
Aw, why'd he destroy the guitar? I love Overkill. :<
But anyway, no. You don't deserve protection. You deserve to be arrested. BECAUSE YOU ARE CRIMINALS. LITERAL CRIMINALS. WHO COMMITTED A CRIME. Not the worst crime, mind you, BUT STILL A CRIME.
Oh, and I just noticed the "liftphobia" tag. Yes, calling out shoplifters is on the same level as homophobia, transphobia, racism, and sexism. /s
Fuck those people.
The stupid is reaching the "zombie parasite" tier.
The stupid is reaching the "zombie parasite" tier.
THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THESE IDIOTS?!
I just woke up, and now my day has already officially gotten ruined because of Tumblr.
This fits right along side the blatant "I ruined someone's life by lying about them and I'm [EXPLICATIVE] proud of it" blogs.
More like 7 time 50.
I was thinking just the active blogs that weren't deleted by the user yet.
Oh yes, let's openly brag about committing a crime on social media, and let's post some pictures of our stolen goods for good measure! I SEE NO WAY THAT THIS COULD BACKFIRE AT ALL!
http://www.ma3comic.com, for those wondering.
Did you know?
Of course you did
Because duh
no shit, Sherlock
Malls and shops where shoplifting is possible account for the average shoplifting levels when assigning pricetags to their wares, so any customer ends up paying for shoplifters, whether they like it or not.
Basicaly: these people steal from your wallet too.
Hey guys! Think of it this way, when the FBI finds these idiots bragging about shoplifting online, they might shut down Tumblr!
Everybody wins!
Except for the countless other non-SJW, decent blogs.
Acceptable losses.
Even if they ARE unacceptable, we can just take it out on them.
They're just cyberbullies, they deserve SOME type of "Revenge Karma".
Even if they ARE unacceptable, we can just take it out on them.
They're just cyberbullies, they deserve SOME type of "Revenge Karma".
Acceptable losses.
Even if they ARE unacceptable, we can just take it out on them.
They're just cyberbullies, they deserve SOME type of "Revenge Karma".
Even if they ARE unacceptable, we can just take it out on them.
They're just cyberbullies, they deserve SOME type of "Revenge Karma".
Except for the countless other non-SJW, decent blogs.
Acceptable losses.
Even if they ARE unacceptable, we can just take it out on them.
They're just cyberbullies, they deserve SOME type of "Revenge Karma".
Even if they ARE unacceptable, we can just take it out on them.
They're just cyberbullies, they deserve SOME type of "Revenge Karma".
Acceptable losses.
Even if they ARE unacceptable, we can just take it out on them.
They're just cyberbullies, they deserve SOME type of "Revenge Karma".
Even if they ARE unacceptable, we can just take it out on them.
They're just cyberbullies, they deserve SOME type of "Revenge Karma".
Aw, why'd he destroy the guitar? I love Overkill. :<
But anyway, no. You don't deserve protection. You deserve to be arrested. BECAUSE YOU ARE CRIMINALS. LITERAL CRIMINALS. WHO COMMITTED A CRIME. Not the worst crime, mind you, BUT STILL A CRIME.
Oh, and I just noticed the "liftphobia" tag. Yes, calling out shoplifters is on the same level as homophobia, transphobia, racism, and sexism. /s
Fuck those people.
Tumblr: the cesspool of the internet.
It could have been just another bland, faceless social media site, but somehow attracted and distilled the absolute worst kinds of people. Free speech is a thing I take very seriously, and needs to be protected, but Tumblr makes me seriously second guess that policy.
i'm pretty sure Terrorism blogs are already a thing.
I've seen people brag about shoplifting before on 4chan, but at least those fuckers know what they're doing is wrong and don't act all high and mighty about it.
There in lies the difference between 4Chan and Tumblr. When 4Chaners do something bad, and they acknowledge that they did something bad. When Tumblr does something bad, they try to make it so that they are the real victims, and in truth everyone else is just oppressing them.
Oh gee, will thievery become the next thing that will be protected and justified by SJWs?
I better start checking my non-kleptomaniac privilege just in case.
These low prices are oppressive! To fight the pay-tree-arc-y I must steal these random things that I actually wish I had the money to buy. To fight the system!
I really hope karma bites these people hard. Especially since most of the tumblr lifting community is middle class or higher.
Source just in case
This makes me so mad, I don't even know what to feel.
(That doesn't make sense, but who cares.)
How could you be such an idiot?
Why would you encourage a community like this?
I just…no. I can't…
I ok with tumblr and all but shoplifting is stupid thing to do and you end up in jail if do it.
I fucking foreshadowed this shit, and nobody listened.
Good thing people are actually waking up to this.
These low prices are oppressive! To fight the pay-tree-arc-y I must steal these random things that I actually wish I had the money to buy. To fight the system!
http://www.ma3comic.com, for those wondering.
Please be satire, please be satire, please be satire, please be satire, please be satire, please be satire……….
I can't breathe! XD
Poe's law.
I think I heard that it is.
It's not satire. Satire is funny/has it's limits. This is beyond satire.
This is
advanced satiredegeneracy.Don't worry--it actually is satire in this case. I looked around the person's blog, and they were clearly NOT being serious.
I was thinking just the active blogs that weren't deleted by the user yet.
I can't breathe! XD
I can't fucking stand thieves.
I'm used to this. Over the years, I've visited many a message board and Youtube comment section and seen many people who brag about pirating games and think it makes them hot shit. This doesn't seem much different to me (aside from that one person who stole a fucking cat, what the fuck), except that these people are actually stupid enough to provide photographic proof of their crimes, associate with other criminals of low intelligence, and generally draw attention to themselves.
I would pay to see these guys getting caught and being tazed in the eyes.
Poe's law.
Except for the countless other non-SJW, decent blogs.
Acceptable losses.
Even if they ARE unacceptable, we can just take it out on them.
They're just cyberbullies, they deserve SOME type of "Revenge Karma".
Even if they ARE unacceptable, we can just take it out on them.
They're just cyberbullies, they deserve SOME type of "Revenge Karma".
Acceptable losses.
Even if they ARE unacceptable, we can just take it out on them.
They're just cyberbullies, they deserve SOME type of "Revenge Karma".
Even if they ARE unacceptable, we can just take it out on them.
They're just cyberbullies, they deserve SOME type of "Revenge Karma".
Yeah, I had no idea what to title the article, that's the real thing. I didn't exactly want to call it "shitstorm" but I guess Don made it much better for me.
comes back from a 3-4 day hiatus
Wow, this article looks MUCH better! Thanks guys!
Except for the countless other non-SJW, decent blogs.
Acceptable losses.
Even if they ARE unacceptable, we can just take it out on them.
They're just cyberbullies, they deserve SOME type of "Revenge Karma".
Even if they ARE unacceptable, we can just take it out on them.
They're just cyberbullies, they deserve SOME type of "Revenge Karma".
I think I heard that it is.
So they're also communists as well. Not that i'd expect anything better from them, but still.
The person in this post is even notorious for constantly farting this shit out.
She's not even involved in the liftplay fandom.
The person in this post is even notorious for constantly farting this shit out.
She's not even involved in the liftplay fandom.
Because…socialist countries don't have laws against theft?
Sheesh, now they're starting to sound like this mixed, hipser socialist political scientist woman I used to have a crush on…I kid you not.
So they're also communists as well. Not that i'd expect anything better from them, but still.
The person in this post is even notorious for constantly farting this shit out.
She's not even involved in the liftplay fandom.
The person in this post is even notorious for constantly farting this shit out.
She's not even involved in the liftplay fandom.
I remember in the eighth grade, my class went to kings dominion. There were a bunch of kids who, at the end of the day, were just stealing stuff from the gift shops and then bragging about it. Course, they were bragging so much, most of them ended up getting caught. They ended up getting banned for like 15 years. It was just great watching them get that.
After looking at some of these blogs for myself, all I can say is…
There is a whole attention whore aspect to kleptomania. For some it is not enough to get away with stealing something, but they also have to get acknowledgement for it. Darwinism usually follows though.
"The best thief steals from other thieves"
Time to pull a Sly Cooper
I would LOVE for just one of them to be stolen from, so they can unironically complain about. Then the entire Internet can tell them THAT'S WHAT IT FEELS LIKE!
Garrett is still the best thief.
They have to not know that hair is a sport to post a thing like that on Tumblr
Acceptable losses.
Even if they ARE unacceptable, we can just take it out on them.
They're just cyberbullies, they deserve SOME type of "Revenge Karma".
Even if they ARE unacceptable, we can just take it out on them.
They're just cyberbullies, they deserve SOME type of "Revenge Karma".
Because…socialist countries don't have laws against theft?
Wait, what would people like this be doing on a website populated entirely by wonderful, caring, unique peo….gyahahahahahahaha…sorry. Couldn't keep a straight face there.
They'd be preventing overpopulation, if you really think about it.
Yes, please.
There's that bunch of Tumblr shitlickers that will do anything they desire and they'll think of some kind of excuse one way or another.
Fuck these folk.
The question is: why haven't these idiots gotten arrested already?
death to tumblr. Seriously. now that we've come to the point where fucking shoplifters are acting like their criminal actions can be played like a race card, Tumblr needs to be shut down. forever
No, those people need to leave the site, Tumblr is fine.
No. The people responsible need to be fucking punished already, lest it'll just start all over again and again…
For those of you who are hoping some of these people get caught, you're in luck. lolcow has been doing that for a few months now.
Justice being served by Chan boards. Gives you a little hope for the world, you know?
I would say that something's wrong when chan boards are more morally sound than you, but really, chan boards have been infinitely better than Tumblr in pretty much every way.
Mind you, I'm not going to go and say that I'm never going to make a Tumblr account, but if I do, it'll only be because I ABSOLUTELY need it, and as soon as I find something else that can do what I need, I'm migrating post-haste.
It's not worth the often poisonous community.
I dunno, I suspect their main reason for getting involved is just to fuck with those girls lives because it's funny, the fact that shoplifting is immoral and those girls deserve to be punished by law enforcement just gives them the justification to do it.
Given the actions of others of their "kind" on other "social" media sites and the 'Chans' sheer hatred for Karma Houdini types, well…
Given the actions of others of their "kind" on other "social" media sites and the 'Chans' sheer hatred for Karma Houdini types, well…
I dunno, I suspect their main reason for getting involved is just to fuck with those girls lives because it's funny, the fact that shoplifting is immoral and those girls deserve to be punished by law enforcement just gives them the justification to do it.
Given the actions of others of their "kind" on other "social" media sites and the 'Chans' sheer hatred for Karma Houdini types, well…
Given the actions of others of their "kind" on other "social" media sites and the 'Chans' sheer hatred for Karma Houdini types, well…
It's not satire. Satire is funny/has it's limits. This is beyond satire.
This is
advanced satiredegeneracy.I would say that something's wrong when chan boards are more morally sound than you, but really, chan boards have been infinitely better than Tumblr in pretty much every way.
Mind you, I'm not going to go and say that I'm never going to make a Tumblr account, but if I do, it'll only be because I ABSOLUTELY need it, and as soon as I find something else that can do what I need, I'm migrating post-haste.
It's not worth the often poisonous community.
I dunno, I suspect their main reason for getting involved is just to fuck with those girls lives because it's funny, the fact that shoplifting is immoral and those girls deserve to be punished by law enforcement just gives them the justification to do it.
Given the actions of others of their "kind" on other "social" media sites and the 'Chans' sheer hatred for Karma Houdini types, well…
Given the actions of others of their "kind" on other "social" media sites and the 'Chans' sheer hatred for Karma Houdini types, well…
I would LOVE for just one of them to be stolen from, so they can unironically complain about. Then the entire Internet can tell them THAT'S WHAT IT FEELS LIKE!
Garrett is still the best thief.
On today's episode of "Wow, I thought I had seen everything"
I dunno, I suspect their main reason for getting involved is just to fuck with those girls lives because it's funny, the fact that shoplifting is immoral and those girls deserve to be punished by law enforcement just gives them the justification to do it.
Given the actions of others of their "kind" on other "social" media sites and the 'Chans' sheer hatred for Karma Houdini types, well…
There in lies the difference between 4Chan and Tumblr. When 4Chaners do something bad, and they acknowledge that they did something bad. When Tumblr does something bad, they try to make it so that they are the real victims, and in truth everyone else is just oppressing them.
I work in a store where if someone shoplifts, everyone (the store,employees,etc.) suffers due to it. These people go on tumblr to flaunt about stealing pisses me off so much.
No, those people need to leave the site, Tumblr is fine.
“Master List of Entitled Children Celebrating Being Total Losers.”
Sheesh, now they're starting to sound like this mixed, hipser socialist political scientist woman I used to have a crush on…I kid you not.
After reading this whole article i can confirm that this is…
What the shit. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
Get a friend/loved one to see this too.
You cry while they laugh. Switch after a short while.
Do what I do: RAGE
Get a friend/loved one to see this too.
You cry while they laugh. Switch after a short while.
okay first of all i am an anti-capitalist
but this is fucking dumb
also they're pretending to be kleptomaniacs as a shield when they clearly aren't
that's just messed up and also ableist
also they're pretending to be kleptomaniacs as a shield when they clearly aren't
that's just messed up and also ableist
Because no one will do anything about it when they OBVIOUSLY SHOULD.
Do what I do: RAGE
Given the actions of others of their "kind" on other "social" media sites and the 'Chans' sheer hatred for Karma Houdini types, well…
No. The people responsible need to be fucking punished already, lest it'll just start all over again and again…
Don't worry--it actually is satire in this case. I looked around the person's blog, and they were clearly NOT being serious.
I was about to post BasedTena's masterlist on these brats, but it looks like OP already got it.
Good on you.
Qui percutiet peccatum. Ne gehennae ignibus comburent.
Iustitia autem ad eos.
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