Alex Jones Inspires Metalheads Everywhere With 'Cyber Slaves Of Satan' Line During July 4th Rant
This year, Alex Jones did what he usually does on July 4th, go off on a rant about another conspiracy theory.
While not ranting about gay frogs or saying he was going to eat someone, the man did decide to go off on the tech industry, especially taking aim at artificial intelligence.
While recently AI has gotten some big meme nods with Dall-E Mini being the Meme of the Month for June, Jones let it be known in his rant that he believes AI will be used to turn people into "Cyborg Slaves of Satan," much to the enjoyment of everyone on Twitter. It's also important to note that Jones believes this process of using AI to turn us into cyborg slaves will be handled by aliens.
Alex Jones must have been looking in a mirror when he started ranting about 'Cyborg Slaves of Satan'.
What a dipshit. How can anyone with a brain take this nut seriously?— Walter Klingler (@WalterKlingler) July 5, 2022
Alex Jones July 4 message: “I declare a Declaration of Independence against the alien force .. that is attempting to exterminate the majority of us, and force the minority to merge with AI computers and become cyborg slaves of Satan.” pic.twitter.com/MXivT0io9N
— Ron Filipkowski 🇺🇦 (@RonFilipkowski) July 4, 2022
😂 "AI-augmented cyborg slaves of Satan" doesn't sound like a bad thing. Just saying. pic.twitter.com/0ezmJbb7NI
— Biohackinfo 🇸🇪 (@biohackinfo) July 5, 2022
Alex Jones says aliens want to make us “Cyborg Slaves of Satan!” What’s your favorite conspiracy theory?
— 💙Brittney💙 (@AZ_Brittney) July 5, 2022
The general discourse and mockery of Jones online took two distinct forms — those who talked about how cool the phrase "Cyborg Slaves of Satan" is and how metal bands would kill for that moniker and then those who started to pretend as though the Cyborg Slaves of Satan were real and would be coming after Jones in court for calling them out.
Alex Jones says that we’re becoming cyborg slaves of Satan. Becoming?
— John Dantzler (@John_Dantzler) July 5, 2022
Alex Jones: People are becoming cyborg slaves of satan
Cyborg slaves of satan: What an absolute lunatic— Jeb ☆ Bush (@TahatIara) July 4, 2022
honestly "Cyborg Slaves of Satan" is a hot as hell thing to call someone
that shit turns me on— Alicia 🔞 Demon Goddess of Lust (@Flailmorpho_) July 5, 2022
Cyborg Slaves Of Satan would be a cool name for a band
— Jenna 🇺🇲🦁 (@JennaDevling) July 5, 2022
A gimmick account that is themed around being a radical skater-bro version of Jesus also chimed in on the Cyborg Slaves of Satan line, directly addressing the crowd and gaining some clout for it.
To the cyborg slaves of Satan,
If you stand up to fascists, white supremacy & tyranny, then I am on your side! I keep saying it's time for my father to release Satan from hell anyway. Nobody deserves to be in hell for time & all eternity.— Radical Jesus (@RadicalJesus4) July 4, 2022




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