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: Anonymous 12/20/20(Sun)16:01:47 No.61476013 >be me, have s----- nephew >Tell him that every time he does something bad boogie the clown writes something on his wall. >After the 5th time Boogie the clown will pay him a visit >Nephew is scared as piss about 9 KB JPG this and asks his parents if it's real >They tell him it's b------- so he starts acting up again. >I write something on his wall each time >he gets scared after the 4th time >forgets about it a year later, acts up again and I write on his wall a 5th time saying "I'm coming" >Ask his mom if I can babysit him, she says sure >Dress up as a clown and knock on his door when he's expecting me. >His face was priceless, he froze up and couldn't even run, he fell on the ground and froze up. >It's been 4 years and he takes therapy now for his clown trauma. >The therapist, his parents, no one believes him that the clown visited him >I tell him I don't know what he's talking about and don't remember ever mentioning it.

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: Anonymous 11/06/18(Tue)22:08:34 No.784190163 >>784189907 >be me >also from Cuba >decide to swim to America >jump into ocean >pringles in my pocket in case I get hungry >doinwell.jpg >get hungry after about a half hour >pull out pringles >cap flies off >pringles everywhere >f---.exe >see a shark fin >them n----- like pringles >shark n---- eats all my pringles >starts to come after me >swim the f--- away >shark catches up >bites my leg right the f--- off >about to go for my arm when I see a US coast guard boat >they carry me aboard >pass out >come to a couple hours later in back of grimy American boat >"hey, you're finally awake" >look at the officers nametag >"Todd Howard" not again >>784190258 #
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Anonymous HEY GARDI I KNOW YOU LIKE THE LIPSTICKS TO TEST YOU BUY. BUT COULD YOU PLEASE STOP? I CAN'T FEEL MY CHEEK ANYMORE Mwah JUST A LITTLE BIT MORE MASTER YOU TOLD ME THE SAME THING AN HOUR AGO. I REALLY NEED TO DO THE DINNER SHOPPING. DON'T WORRY, I'LL CALL FOR PIZZA. ♡♡ Mwah SIGH*... OK... 00 02/10/25(Mon)22:28:05 No.702688473 **Mwah ♡♡♡ Mwah 653 KB PNG >so why did you become a pokemon trainer? >oh you know, just my career path... much
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