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Granted. Here, I made you one. One fresh knuckle sandwich coming right at your face. POW

I wish that I am not too harsh sometimes.

Granted, but everyone else will be instead.

I wish furries were confined in a single nation.

Granted, but that nation just happens to be the country you live in.

I wish for tank tops and pick-up trucks, George Washington on the buck.

Granted, but Georgie is horrified of the political parties and denounces Murica.

"Man, I wish Merasmus was here to see this magical turn of events!"

Granted, but Merasmus is unimpressed.

I wish for freedom and apple pie.

Granted, but terms and conditions may apply.

I wish for a slice of cheesecake.

Granted, but it's way too cheesy.

I wish for Full House and Ernest Goes to Camp, and Samuel L. Jackson on the stamp.

Granted but the staps cought fire.

I wish my work was browsing KYM.

Granted, you now get paid to make spam accounts and shill for terrible companies that you hate, on KYM. [0.02 cents will be added to your account per comment]
I wish that somebody other than EA had the license to make Star Wars games.

Granted Disney gives the license to Phoenix Games.

I wish nobody desired money.

Granted, everybody desires power instead.

I wish for boardwalking on the Jersey Shore, Mt. Rushmore, campfires and making s'mores, the bald eagle we all adore.

Granted. You are waterboarded by the cast of Jersey Shore (both the water and the piece of cloth are provided by Snooki), have to walk into Mordor, gain obnoxious snores, and vultures pecked off your balls.

I wish for a world changing happening for Christmas.

Granted, but the world changes back by Boxing Day.

I wish for power tools.

Granted, they are shoddy and you got electrocuted using them.

I wish for the great KYM crash of 2017. Ending this meme purgatory once and for all.

Granted, but Know your Meme is bought and retooled by 9gag soon after.

I wish I was as passionate about studying as I am of doing stupid shit.

Granted, but all the stupid stuff you do kills you before you get a chance to study.

I wish for barbecues.

Granted you are the main dish ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°).

I wish dogs could talk

Granted, but they only say racial epithets.

I wish you all a happy Thanksgiving.

Granted, but the happiness is a temporary feeling created by infectious cyanobacteria in the turkey.

I wish for Top Gun.

Granted, but every character is played by xenomorph that can't talk

I wish i can fly

Granted. You can fly, but you are not allowed to because you are technically violating the airspace rules and military radars beep every time you fly and they have to send fighters after you to see if anything is up and if you passed by the SAMs, oh boy. So they asked you to stop.

I wish to turn back time and redo my life, so I would never learn English, know of the west and live a simple life instead of knowing too much and be sad.

Granted, but it's all just a daydream immortalized as a post in a forum on a website that documents and archives internet trends that are sometimes comedic in nature.

I wish an impossible-to-corrupt wish.

Granted, but you regret making the wish.

I wish for a cheeseburger.

Granted, but its from Mcdonald's and gives you a stomach ulcer.

I wish Battleships and B-17's were still effective and useful in modern military operations.

Granted, but fascinated by the watery world around them, the marines rededicate their lives to ocean exploration.

I wish for football.

Granted, but due to not specifying as to whether it's U.S. football or the rest of the world's football, the wish becomes null and void.

I wish the bosses from Capcom's 19XX: The War Against Destiny were real, mass-produced and used by the Allied countries (U.S.,U.K.,Russia,China and France).

(Canada & Australia too? Or are they just lumped in with U.K.?)

Did I kill the thread?

I wish I had 90 trillion dollars

@Commando_Droid; Granted, but they were about as practical as the soviet Fire Hedgehog, and ended up only being used for acts of minor vandalism.
@GeorgeCanales68; Granted, you now have 90 trillion Zimbabwean dollars. Don't spend it all at once.
I wish I'd stop looking up incredibly horrific things immediately before I have to go to bed.

Granted. They are delivered straight into your dreams instread.

I wish I was not a westaboo, so I would not damned myself unto this meme hell.

Granted, but now you are part of the Japanese Mafia, and can be killed off at any moment because mafia.

I wish a wish that cannot be granted.

Granted, your wish will remain in pristine condition for all eternity; you, on the other hand, will be melted with acid.

I wish for marshmallows.

Granted, but there are ants in the marshmallows and they begin to eat you inside-out.

I wish that there were no more normies.

Granted, they're all transported into your brain.

I wish I could put text of any color onto any background, with the text being fully readable.

Granted, but all backgrounds are now Black & White.

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BTW, the normies want out of my brain now, it's too weird for them.

Granted, however, you don't know what you want.
What you really, really want.

I wish for a spoon.

Granted, it's one of those razor-sharp picknick spoons.

I wish for a lifetime supply of mint-flavoured toothpaste.

Granted you drown on it.

I wish for a wish

I wish for a TF2 unusual hat

Granted, but all of the Half-Life 3 dev team is forced to make the hat instead of Half-Life 3. As a result, HL3 is stalled for yet another 12 years.

I wish that Net Neutrality was a permanent law that could not be repealed or altered whatsoever and that anyone who questioned it died in the one way they really didn't want to die.

Granted but the internet is completely obliterated by a meteorite granting complete net neutrality, in a way.

I wish everyone had a donut.

Granted, but everybody stuffs their donuts in your mouth while telling you to eat your donuts.

I wish for a boy that wasn't my son.

Granted but you are arrested

I wish I had hoes.

Granted, you get some temporarily, for a challenge that involves picking a lock using only hoes.

I wish Japanese songs rhymed.

Granted, but they only rhyme after you run them through Google Translate 15 times, with all the degradation of coherence that implies.
I wish I could grant wishes without corrupting them.

Granted, but nobody wishes for anything.

I wish for a copy of the latest DoaWK book.

Granted but he dies in the first chapter and things only get darker from there.

I wish I had a giant pool filled with the refreshing taste of Coca Cola

Granted, but there's a huge hole in the bottom and it all drains out.

I wish for a skateboard.

Granted, but your skating skills still suck.

I wish everyone a happy 2018.

Granted, but nobody works towards their resolutions because they're already happy.

I wish it didn't take a ridiculous amount of time to corrupt a wish for a skateboard.