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Bart Simpson's Chalkboard Parodies

Bart Simpson's Chalkboard Parodies

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Bart Simpson’s Chalkboard Parodies are a series of exploitable images based on a memorable scene from The Simpsons in which Bart is shown writing on a chalkboard as punishment during after-school detention.

Origin

The first time Bart Simpson was shown writing on a chalkboard in The Simpsons occurred in Season 1, Episode 2 titled "Bart the Genius"[1], which originally aired on January 14th, 1990. During the episode's opening sequence, Simpson is shown writing "I will not waste chalk" repeatedly on a school chalkboard (shown below).


WILL NOT WASTE CHALK WILL NOT WASTE CHA-LK WASTE CHALK. WASTE CHALK- WASTE CHALK.WILLN wASTE CHA WILL N T WASTE CHALK NOT WAS ASTE CHALK,

The earliest known customization app titled "Bart Simpson Chalkboard Sign Generator" was posted on the image macro site Txt2Pic[6] in August of 2007, which allowed users to create custom images specifying the text shown on Simpson's chalkboard (shown below).


Font: Sign Color: yelow Size: | 26pt YOUR WORDS HERE YOUR WORDS HERE!

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On April 21st, 2008, Newgrounds Forums[7] member Officer submitted a thread titled “Bart Simpson Chalkboard Generator,” which invited other members to submit custom chalkboard images using the image macro generator site AddLetters.[8] On November 9th, 2009, the website BartsBlackboard[5] was launched to host an archive of each chalkboard writing from The Simpsons. On April 7th, 2010, Ebaumsworld[9] user dan_richard13 created a gallery of notable Bart Simpson's chalkboard images. On November 19th, 2011, several custom chalkboard images were highlighted on the humor site JokeLibrary[10] (shown below).


I will use Google before asking dumb questions. I will use Google before asking dumle questions. I will use Google before asking dumle questions. I will use Google before asking dumb questions. I will use Google before asking dumle questions. I will use Google before asking dumlb questions. www.mrburns.nl before asking dumb qvestions. I will use Google before asking dume questions. I will use Google before asking dumlb questions. I will use Google before asking dumlb questions. I will ose Google asking dumb qvestions. I will ose Google before asking dumb qu I will use Google before asking dumb questions. I will use Goog asking dumb questions. I will use Google before asking dumb ac I will use Google before asking dumlb questions. I will use Goog re asking dumb qvestions. I will use Google before asking dumb s I WILL NOT INSTIGATE REVOLUTION, I WILL NOT ENCOURAGE OTHERS TO FLY. I WILL NOT FAKE MY WAY THROUGH LIFE I WILL NOT TRADE PANTS WITH OTHERS. I WILL NOT SELL SCHOOL PROPERTY. I AM NOT AUTHORIZED TO FIRE SUBSTITUTE TEACHERS. ORGAN TRANSPLANTS ARE BEST LEFT TO THE PROFESSIONALS BEANS ARE NEITHER FRUIT, NOR MUSICAL. I WILL NOT SEND LARD THROUGH THE MAIL I WILL NOT HANG DONUTS ON MY PERSON. I DO NOT HAVE POWER OF ATTORNEY OVER FIRST GRADERS NERVE GAS IS NOT A TOY. I WILL NOT MOCK MRS, DUMBFACE NO ONE WANTS TO HEAR MY ARMPITS, THE BOYS ROOM IS NOT A WATER PARK, WEDGIES ARE UNHEALTHY FOR CHIILDREN AND OTHER LIVING THINGS. I WILL STOP TALKING ABOUT THE TWELVE INCH PIANIST. I WILL NOT BELO. T NATIONAL ANTHEM. 1 wILL NOT GREASE THE MONKEY BARS. I WILL NOT BARF UNLESS I'M S1α. IwiLL NOT DOOSE THE IGNORANCE OF THE FACULTY. I WILL NOT CONDUCT MY OWN FIRE DRILLS I WILL NOT PRESCRIBE MEDICATION. A BURP IS NOT AN ANSWER. I WILL NOT EAT THINGS FOR MONEY. GOLDFISH DON'T BOUNCE. NO ONE IS INTERESTED IN MY UNDERPANTS. I WILL RETURN THE SEEING-EYE DOG、THE CAFETERIA DEEP-FRYER IS NOT A TOY. I WILL FINISH WHAT I STA

On December 16th, Tumblr[4] user blueshadowmaker22 published a Simpson blackboard image with the phrase “I am not ‘Tumblr famous’” repeated several times (shown below). Within one year, the post received over 5,600 notes.


1UT "TUMBLR FAMOUs I AM NOT "TUMBLR FAMOUS I AM NOT "TUMBLR FAMOUS I AM NOT "TUMBLR FAMOUS I AM NOT "TUMBLR FAMOUS I AM NOT "TUMBLR FAMO I AM NOT "TUMBLR FAM I AM NOT "TUMBLR FAMOUS

Notable Examples

Additional examples can be found on DeviantArt under the tags "simpson chalkboard"[2] and "simpson blackboard."[3]


I WILL NOT ENGAGE IN HORSEPLAY. I WILL NOT ENGAGE IN HORSEPLAY. WILL NOT ENGAGE IN HORSEPLAY. WILL NOT ENGAGE IN HORSEPLAY. WILL NOT ENGAGE IN HORSEPLAY. I WILL NOT ENGAGE IN HORSEPLAY. I WILL NOT ENGAGE IN HORSEPLAY. I WILL NOT ENGAGE IN HORSEPLAY. I WILL NOT ENGAGE IN HORSEPLAY. I WILL NOT ENGAGE IN HORSEPLAY. I WILL NOT ENGAGE IN HORSEPLAY. WILL NOT ENGAGE IN HORSEPLAY. I WILL NOT ENGAGE IN 18 Jan 2012 ADVENTURE 2. lo I WILL NOT MAKE THIS SHOw IRREGULAR. I WILL NOT MAKE THIS SHow RS - JG 5 R REGULAR WILL NOT MAKE THIS SHow IRREGULAR. I WILL NOT MAKE THIS SHOW IRREGULAR T WILL NOT MA AWESONE RASH #31 A HAND SiGn A HAND SiGN. A HAND SiGw A HAND SiGw. A HAND SiG. A HAND SiGw. A HAND SiGN. image by LORDSESSHOMARU NARUTO-© 2006 Masashi Kishimoto/SHUEISHA Inc.. Studio Pierrot, TV Tokyo
I vill not set my friends on fire I vll not set my friends on fire I vill not set my friends on fire I vill not set my friends on fire I vill not set www.texi2pig.com 7 6 THEGA I won's say anymore saoptd crop. I won' sa anumore sdoptd crap. I son't say anymore saopid cr ap. 1 won't say anymore s4uptd erap,

Live-Action Parody

On May 13th, 2010, the workclubtv YouTube channel uploaded a video titled "Bart's blackboard at World Club," in which a man dressed as Bart Simpson covers a black wall in every chalkboard line from The Simpsons (shown below).



Search Interest

External References

[1] Wikipedia – Bart the Genius

[2] DeviantArt – simpson chalkboard

[3] DeviantArt – simpson blackboard

[4] Tumblr (via Wayback Machine) – blueshadowmaker22

[5] BartsBlackboard – Archive of Bart Simpsons Chalkboard Writings

[6] Txt2Pic (via Wayback Machine) – Bart Simpson Chalkboard Generator

[7] Newgrounds – Bart Simpson Chalkboard Generator

[8] AddLetters – Bart Simpson Chalkboard Generator

[9] Ebaumsworld – The Best From Bart Simpons Chalkboard

[10] JokeLibrary (via Wayback Machine) – Bart Simpson at the Chalkboard

[11] Fiverr – I will have your message written by Bart Simpson on a chalkboard for 5

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