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cricket LTE 1111 6% 1 1 :54 PM ttps://www.omegle.comi 17 Are you a nine year old i know i am H-hi *pulls out meat scepter* Did that answered your question? *pulls out larger meat scepter* yes it did *struggles finding your meat scepter* I don't see anything omegle.com Its hidden uou gotta find it e.com *hmms longer* *subscribes to T-series* wait what? *meat scepter is no longer buldging* WHAT DID YOU JUST DO Sorry... *unsubscribes*
one slurp one drag slurp my meat scepter dragonfreak1000) furry video games cartel memb ted gmaes | heck grades cartel member xd_TOFU
ХРОИДЫ Aloona: *exists* Me: *pulls out meat scepter*
You: hit or miss Stranger: I quess they never m iss huh? You: you got a boyfriend, Stranger: I bet he doesn't kiss ya! You: He gon find Stranger: and he won't miss ya! You: He gon' skrrt Stranger: and hit the dab.. You: like Wiz Khalifa Stranger: heyyy You: can i post this to reddit for my sweet 7 upvotes? Stranger: sure if you rly want lamo You: uwu *pull out meat scepter *exits* You have disconnected. another girl
That was such a good date We should go back to my place *At my place* We should have some fun* *pulls out meat scepter* *confused*
Marzia: *pulls out meat scepter*
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About

"Pulls Out Meat Scepter" is a phrase that grew infamous in a creepy asteriks post wherein a man describes taking out his penis as pulling out his "meat scepter." The phrase later grew popular in the PewDiePie fandom.

Origin

On May 23rd, 2018, user BasiliskMuffin made a post to /r/creepyasteriks[1] wherein a man uses the phrase "meat scepter" to describe his penis. The post gained over 25,000 points (shown below).

online *wipes sweat off brow* Hewwo!! 10:15 PM Who is this? 10:20 PM Y-you don't remember me? (Q_Q) 10:24 PM *wipes away tears* its from class. 10:25 PMM Ok. I still don't know you but hi. 10:28 PM W-would you like to g-go on a wittle date with me? *stands taller* 10:29 PM Nope. оре. 10:32 PM / (><) wh-why not? 10:35 PM You are m-missing out on m-mv meat scepter. *unzips pants* 10:37 PM Oh, we're doing this now? 10:40 PM Hold on 10:42 PM *boyfriend walks into room* who the f--- is this? 10:43 PM (OwO) 10:45 PM *ponders zipping up pants* no, I w won't be intimidated by you. *pulls out bulging meat scepter* 10:46 PM *boyfriend laughs* is that as big as it gets? 10:48 PM l'm w-well equipped. *presses hips into air* 10:52 PM D--- PIC

Spread

On January 19th, 2019, the subreddit /r/creepyasteriks was reviewed in a video by PewDiePie, gaining over 6.2 million views. In the video, he read the Meat Scepter post (shown below).


The phrase was quickly popular on /r/PewDiePieSubmissions, where users titled posts with the phrase and used the phrase in parodies. For example, user Couchnapperzz posted a parody of the roleplay that gained over 16,000 points (shown below, left). A post by sourcan showing PewDiePie in a flesh-colored suit gained over 19,000 points (shown below, right).

VIRGIN 3:34 PM K0 James > H-h-hello there *looks down shyly* Umm who's this? *puffs out chest* it's J-James from history! Right ok, can you stop with the asterisks? *pulls out meat scepter* Ok we're done here Wait I can fix this *subcribes to Pewdiepie I'm listening Read 3:33 PM iMessage
Posted by u/Sourcan 1 day ago S *pulls out meat sceptre*

Meat Scepter jokes appeared on other subreddits over the following days as well. For example, user v_anonymous_ gained over 1,000 points on /r/creepyasteriks with a parody executed on Omegle (shown below, left). A subreddit for such posts, /r/meatscepters,[2] launched as well, quickly gaining over 400 subscribers. (shown below, right).

Stranger: *Blushes* Hii Its m-me You: h-h-hello You: I am v-v-very shy *blushes* Stranger: *face hot red too* can u send nudes.. You: y-y-you want to see bobs and vegene Stranger: yyyeah You: *pulls out meat scepter * You: Surprise m------------ hahahahahahaha
12:06 You're chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You both like Big Chungus. Hey Hey honey how was your day at work? pulls out meat sceptre* fine now was yours It just got a lot better *unzips pants* Are the kids in bed *winks seductively* You bet *rubs your meat sceptre eagerly* omegle.cmYou wanna have some furn No I'm taking the kids *picks up metal pipe* I thought we were doing well Karen *reaches for the Glock* You reach for the glock the kids get the c--- *waves meat sceptre threatingly* I thought we agreed to stop the child r--- when we got married? If their age is on the clock they're old enough for c---

Various Examples

This is where the fun begins. *whips out meat scepter*
Marzia: *pulls out meat scepter*
That was such a good date We should go back to my place *At my place* We should have some fun* *pulls out meat scepter* *confused*
You: hit or miss Stranger: I quess they never m iss huh? You: you got a boyfriend, Stranger: I bet he doesn't kiss ya! You: He gon find Stranger: and he won't miss ya! You: He gon' skrrt Stranger: and hit the dab.. You: like Wiz Khalifa Stranger: heyyy You: can i post this to reddit for my sweet 7 upvotes? Stranger: sure if you rly want lamo You: uwu *pull out meat scepter *exits* You have disconnected. another girl
ХРОИДЫ Aloona: *exists* Me: *pulls out meat scepter*
one slurp one drag slurp my meat scepter dragonfreak1000) furry video games cartel memb ted gmaes | heck grades cartel member xd_TOFU

Search Interest

External References

[1] Reddit – unzips pants

[2] Reddit – /r/meatscepters

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About

"Pulls Out Meat Scepter" is a phrase that grew infamous in a creepy asteriks post wherein a man describes taking out his penis as pulling out his "meat scepter." The phrase later grew popular in the PewDiePie fandom.

Origin

On May 23rd, 2018, user BasiliskMuffin made a post to /r/creepyasteriks[1] wherein a man uses the phrase "meat scepter" to describe his penis. The post gained over 25,000 points (shown below).


online *wipes sweat off brow* Hewwo!! 10:15 PM Who is this? 10:20 PM Y-you don't remember me? (Q_Q) 10:24 PM *wipes away tears* its from class. 10:25 PMM Ok. I still don't know you but hi. 10:28 PM W-would you like to g-go on a wittle date with me? *stands taller* 10:29 PM Nope. оре. 10:32 PM / (><) wh-why not? 10:35 PM You are m-missing out on m-mv meat scepter. *unzips pants* 10:37 PM Oh, we're doing this now? 10:40 PM Hold on 10:42 PM *boyfriend walks into room* who the f--- is this? 10:43 PM (OwO) 10:45 PM *ponders zipping up pants* no, I w won't be intimidated by you. *pulls out bulging meat scepter* 10:46 PM *boyfriend laughs* is that as big as it gets? 10:48 PM l'm w-well equipped. *presses hips into air* 10:52 PM D--- PIC

Spread

On January 19th, 2019, the subreddit /r/creepyasteriks was reviewed in a video by PewDiePie, gaining over 6.2 million views. In the video, he read the Meat Scepter post (shown below).



The phrase was quickly popular on /r/PewDiePieSubmissions, where users titled posts with the phrase and used the phrase in parodies. For example, user Couchnapperzz posted a parody of the roleplay that gained over 16,000 points (shown below, left). A post by sourcan showing PewDiePie in a flesh-colored suit gained over 19,000 points (shown below, right).


VIRGIN 3:34 PM K0 James > H-h-hello there *looks down shyly* Umm who's this? *puffs out chest* it's J-James from history! Right ok, can you stop with the asterisks? *pulls out meat scepter* Ok we're done here Wait I can fix this *subcribes to Pewdiepie I'm listening Read 3:33 PM iMessage Posted by u/Sourcan 1 day ago S *pulls out meat sceptre*

Meat Scepter jokes appeared on other subreddits over the following days as well. For example, user v_anonymous_ gained over 1,000 points on /r/creepyasteriks with a parody executed on Omegle (shown below, left). A subreddit for such posts, /r/meatscepters,[2] launched as well, quickly gaining over 400 subscribers. (shown below, right).


Stranger: *Blushes* Hii Its m-me You: h-h-hello You: I am v-v-very shy *blushes* Stranger: *face hot red too* can u send nudes.. You: y-y-you want to see bobs and vegene Stranger: yyyeah You: *pulls out meat scepter * You: Surprise m------------ hahahahahahaha 12:06 You're chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You both like Big Chungus. Hey Hey honey how was your day at work? pulls out meat sceptre* fine now was yours It just got a lot better *unzips pants* Are the kids in bed *winks seductively* You bet *rubs your meat sceptre eagerly* omegle.cmYou wanna have some furn No I'm taking the kids *picks up metal pipe* I thought we were doing well Karen *reaches for the Glock* You reach for the glock the kids get the c--- *waves meat sceptre threatingly* I thought we agreed to stop the child r--- when we got married? If their age is on the clock they're old enough for c---

Various Examples


This is where the fun begins. *whips out meat scepter* Marzia: *pulls out meat scepter* That was such a good date We should go back to my place *At my place* We should have some fun* *pulls out meat scepter* *confused* You: hit or miss Stranger: I quess they never m iss huh? You: you got a boyfriend, Stranger: I bet he doesn't kiss ya! You: He gon find Stranger: and he won't miss ya! You: He gon' skrrt Stranger: and hit the dab.. You: like Wiz Khalifa Stranger: heyyy You: can i post this to reddit for my sweet 7 upvotes? Stranger: sure if you rly want lamo You: uwu *pull out meat scepter *exits* You have disconnected. another girl ХРОИДЫ Aloona: *exists* Me: *pulls out meat scepter* one slurp one drag slurp my meat scepter dragonfreak1000) furry video games cartel memb ted gmaes | heck grades cartel member xd_TOFU

Search Interest

External References

[1] Reddit – unzips pants

[2] Reddit – /r/meatscepters

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