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About

Will You Fight? Or Will You Perish Like a Dog? refers to an exploitable image of Donald Duck and Mickey Mouse having a conversation about philosophy. The dramatic conversation ends with Mickey saying "Will you fight? Or will you perish like a dog?" The characters are changed in the exploitable versions.

Origin

The image originally featured a joke of Mickey saying to Donald "Holy shit a talking duck!" One of the earliest examples was posted to the blogspot soberinanightclub[1] on April 28th, 2010 (shown below).

why won't you look me in the eyes when we make love? H-------- A TALKING DUCK

The "Perish like a dog" variation appeared on Facebook page "Non-existent Existentialst Memes on March 23rd, 2015.[7] It was reposted to Tumblr by rulesofthirds[2] later that day and gained over 101,000 notes (shown below).

Everything that we know and love is reducible to the absurd acts of chemicals, and there is therefore no intrinsic value in this material universe. Hypocrite that you are for you trust the chemicals in your brain to tell you they are chemicals. All knowledge is ultimately based on that which we cannot prove. Will you fight? Or will you perish like a dog?

Spread

On April 4th, 2015, an image of Pepe The Frog with the quote to Meme Generator (shown below, left).[3] On January 3rd, 2016, a variation of If a Dog Wore Pants was posted to Funnyjunk (shown below, right).[4]

HYPOCRITETHATYOUARE FORYOUTRUSTTHE CHEMICALS INYOURBRAINTOTELLYOUTHEYARE CHEMICALS ALL KNOWLEDGE IS ULTIMATELYBASED ONITHAT WHIGH WECANNOT PROVE WILLYOU FIGHT OR WILL YOU PERISH LIKEA D0G
If a dog had emotions would he express them like this or like this? Hypocrite that you are, for you trust the dhenicals in yor beain to tell you they ate chemicals All knowledge is ultimabely bused Everything that we know and love is reducile to the abuund acts oé chemical, and there is therefoce no intrinsis value in his material rse prowe. Will you ight? Or will you perish bke a dog

On June 12th, 2016, ProZD uploaded a video of himself reading the comic, gaining over 263,000 views (shown below).

In the following year, more exploitable versions began appearing online. For example, on March 11th, 2017, Tumblr user manachi34[5] uploaded a version featuring Bendy and Cuphead to Tumblr, gaining over 877 notes (shown below, left). A similar image was posted by Tumblr user protectkirby on May 31st in a post that gained over 300 notes (shown below, right).[6]

Everything that we know and love is reducible to the absurd acts of chemicals, and there is therefore no intrinsic value in this material universe. Hypocrite that you are, for you trust the chemicals in your brain to tell you they are chemicals. All knowledge is ultimately based on that which we cannot prove. Will you fight? Or will you perish like a dog?
Everything we know and love is reducible to the absurd acts of chemicals, and therefore Hypocrite that you are for you trust the chemicals in your brain to tell you they are chemicals All knowledge is ultimately based on that which we cannot prove W will you fight? or will you perish like a dog? tc

Various Examples

Everything that we know and love is reducible to the absurd acts of chemicals, and there is therefore no intrinsic value in this material universe. ypocrite that you are, for you trust the chemicals in your brain to tell you they are chemicals. All knowledge is ultimately based on that which we cannot prove. Will you fight? Or will you perish like a dogł
Everything that we know and love is reducible to the absurd acts of chemicals, and there is therefore no intrinsic value in this material universe. Hupocrite that you are, for you trust the chemicals in your brain to tell uyou theuy are chemicals. All knowledge is ultimately based on that which we cannont prove. ill you fight? Or will you perish like a dog?
Everything that we know and love is reducible to the absurd acts of chemicals, and there is therefore no intrinsic value in this material universe. wiki How to Teach Your Budgie to Talk 2 Hypocrite that you are, for you trust the chemicals in your brain to tell you they are chemicals. All knowledge is ultimately based on that which we cannot prove... Will you fight? Or wil you perish like a dog?
EVERYTHING THAT WE KNOW AND LOVE IS REDUCIBLE TO THE ABSURD ACTS OF CHEMICALS, AND THERE IS THEREFORE NO INTRINSIC VALUE IN THIS MATERIAL uNIVERSE! HYPOCRITE THAT YOU ARE, FOR YOU TO TRUST THE CHEMICALS IN YOUR BRAIN TO TELL YOU THEY ARE CHEMICALS ALL KNOWLEDGE IS ILTIMATELY BASED ON THAT WHICH WE CANNOT PROVE WILL YOU FIGHT? OR WILL YOU PERISH LIKE A DOG? ク
WHAT HYPOCRITES CRY OUT DURING SEX EVERYTHING THAT WE KNOW AND LOVE IS REDUCIBLE TO THE ABSURD ACTS OF CHEMICALS, AND THEREFORE THERE IS NO INTRINSIC VALUE IN THIS MATERIAL UNIVERSE.
Everything that we know and love is reducible to the absurd acts of chemicals, and there is therefore no intrinsic value in this material universe ypocrite that you are, for you trust the chemicals in your brain to tell you they are chemicals. 1 knowledge is ultimately based on that which we cannot prove. Will you fight? Or will you perish like a dog?

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External References

[1] Soberinanightclub – A talking duck.

[2] Tumblr – Ruleofthirds

[3] Meme Generator – Hypocrite That You Are

[4] Funnyjunk – If A Dog Wore Pants

[5] Tumblr – manachi34

[6] Tumblr – protectkirby

[7] Facebook – Non-existent existentialist memes]

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Will You Fight? Or Will You Perish Like A Dog?

Will You Fight? Or Will You Perish Like A Dog?

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About

Will You Fight? Or Will You Perish Like a Dog? refers to an exploitable image of Donald Duck and Mickey Mouse having a conversation about philosophy. The dramatic conversation ends with Mickey saying "Will you fight? Or will you perish like a dog?" The characters are changed in the exploitable versions.

Origin

The image originally featured a joke of Mickey saying to Donald "Holy shit a talking duck!" One of the earliest examples was posted to the blogspot soberinanightclub[1] on April 28th, 2010 (shown below).


why won't you look me in the eyes when we make love? H-------- A TALKING DUCK

The "Perish like a dog" variation appeared on Facebook page "Non-existent Existentialst Memes on March 23rd, 2015.[7] It was reposted to Tumblr by rulesofthirds[2] later that day and gained over 101,000 notes (shown below).


Everything that we know and love is reducible to the absurd acts of chemicals, and there is therefore no intrinsic value in this material universe. Hypocrite that you are for you trust the chemicals in your brain to tell you they are chemicals. All knowledge is ultimately based on that which we cannot prove. Will you fight? Or will you perish like a dog?

Spread

On April 4th, 2015, an image of Pepe The Frog with the quote to Meme Generator (shown below, left).[3] On January 3rd, 2016, a variation of If a Dog Wore Pants was posted to Funnyjunk (shown below, right).[4]


HYPOCRITETHATYOUARE FORYOUTRUSTTHE CHEMICALS INYOURBRAINTOTELLYOUTHEYARE CHEMICALS ALL KNOWLEDGE IS ULTIMATELYBASED ONITHAT WHIGH WECANNOT PROVE WILLYOU FIGHT OR WILL YOU PERISH LIKEA D0G If a dog had emotions would he express them like this or like this? Hypocrite that you are, for you trust the dhenicals in yor beain to tell you they ate chemicals All knowledge is ultimabely bused Everything that we know and love is reducile to the abuund acts oé chemical, and there is therefoce no intrinsis value in his material rse prowe. Will you ight? Or will you perish bke a dog

On June 12th, 2016, ProZD uploaded a video of himself reading the comic, gaining over 263,000 views (shown below).



In the following year, more exploitable versions began appearing online. For example, on March 11th, 2017, Tumblr user manachi34[5] uploaded a version featuring Bendy and Cuphead to Tumblr, gaining over 877 notes (shown below, left). A similar image was posted by Tumblr user protectkirby on May 31st in a post that gained over 300 notes (shown below, right).[6]


Everything that we know and love is reducible to the absurd acts of chemicals, and there is therefore no intrinsic value in this material universe. Hypocrite that you are, for you trust the chemicals in your brain to tell you they are chemicals. All knowledge is ultimately based on that which we cannot prove. Will you fight? Or will you perish like a dog? Everything we know and love is reducible to the absurd acts of chemicals, and therefore Hypocrite that you are for you trust the chemicals in your brain to tell you they are chemicals All knowledge is ultimately based on that which we cannot prove W will you fight? or will you perish like a dog? tc

Various Examples


Everything that we know and love is reducible to the absurd acts of chemicals, and there is therefore no intrinsic value in this material universe. ypocrite that you are, for you trust the chemicals in your brain to tell you they are chemicals. All knowledge is ultimately based on that which we cannot prove. Will you fight? Or will you perish like a dogł Everything that we know and love is reducible to the absurd acts of chemicals, and there is therefore no intrinsic value in this material universe. Hupocrite that you are, for you trust the chemicals in your brain to tell uyou theuy are chemicals. All knowledge is ultimately based on that which we cannont prove. ill you fight? Or will you perish like a dog? Everything that we know and love is reducible to the absurd acts of chemicals, and there is therefore no intrinsic value in this material universe. wiki How to Teach Your Budgie to Talk 2 Hypocrite that you are, for you trust the chemicals in your brain to tell you they are chemicals. All knowledge is ultimately based on that which we cannot prove... Will you fight? Or wil you perish like a dog? EVERYTHING THAT WE KNOW AND LOVE IS REDUCIBLE TO THE ABSURD ACTS OF CHEMICALS, AND THERE IS THEREFORE NO INTRINSIC VALUE IN THIS MATERIAL uNIVERSE! HYPOCRITE THAT YOU ARE, FOR YOU TO TRUST THE CHEMICALS IN YOUR BRAIN TO TELL YOU THEY ARE CHEMICALS ALL KNOWLEDGE IS ILTIMATELY BASED ON THAT WHICH WE CANNOT PROVE WILL YOU FIGHT? OR WILL YOU PERISH LIKE A DOG? ク WHAT HYPOCRITES CRY OUT DURING SEX EVERYTHING THAT WE KNOW AND LOVE IS REDUCIBLE TO THE ABSURD ACTS OF CHEMICALS, AND THEREFORE THERE IS NO INTRINSIC VALUE IN THIS MATERIAL UNIVERSE. Everything that we know and love is reducible to the absurd acts of chemicals, and there is therefore no intrinsic value in this material universe ypocrite that you are, for you trust the chemicals in your brain to tell you they are chemicals. 1 knowledge is ultimately based on that which we cannot prove. Will you fight? Or will you perish like a dog?

Search Interest

External References

[1] Soberinanightclub – A talking duck.

[2] Tumblr – Ruleofthirds

[3] Meme Generator – Hypocrite That You Are

[4] Funnyjunk – If A Dog Wore Pants

[5] Tumblr – manachi34

[6] Tumblr – protectkirby

[7] Facebook – Non-existent existentialist memes]

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