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theaustinstollhaus When people go off about how English is the worst language, I just wanna point out a few things: - Our future tense requires only one word (looking at you, Spanish) - Words don't change meanings depending on tone (Cantonese) - We don't live in some bizarre Beauty And The Beast world where we give inanimate objects genders (romance languages, German) - Likewise, we don't have have two different words for "they" because we don't care whether "they" were male or female (Spanish, French) - There's no formal "you" because we don't play mind games about whether or not we respect you (Spanish, German) - We don't alter the whole f------ language based on how much we respect you (Japanese) - The letters and sounds might not be consistent, but at least we have letters, not just pictures (Mandarin) - We don't have a f------ stupid tense specifically for talking to two people because some idiot decided that a two-person tense was necessary (Arabic) So yeah, I think we're doing okay as a language theaustinstollhaus Oh and some of our plurals are irregular, but at least it's not like every goddamn plural is an entirely new word so you have to learn every word twice At least it's not like that, right? Right, Arabic? WHAT A DUMB IDEA THAT WOULD BE, HUH, ARABIC? Source: theaustinstollhaus #funny #languages 49,849 notes

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Frogs will bond with other reptiles if they have the same skin color. tulparightsactivist NO MGRE BROTHER HARS

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I've noticed whenever a male character is made for the "female gaze" they are never completely jacked with muscles. Usually got abs and all that but are more lean. And also aren't frequently half naked.

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bewbin nunchucks are illegal in some states but guns are not. so if you tie two guns together and create gunchucks it's neither legal or illegal 21,450 notes

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ace-nyctophyle any noun can become a verb if you don't care enough yupokaysuremhm This point is invalid unless you use an example in your sentence ace-nyctophyle I CAN SENTENCE HOW I WANT THANK yupokaysuremhm BEAUTIFUL mysterytinyfox you see thats why i love english ailithnight I like to velociraptor around my house at 2 in the morning. ace-nyctophyle GOOD not-to-be-a-tea-but-brit My headache makes me want to clothesline into a wall enquires-state-building why do these make some semblance of sense roseverdict Because brains don't brain logically couldbeglorious Brains do brain logically! But when english doesn't logic englishly, brain brains by itself to logic that english ! swampxwitchxhattie I hate that this makes sense

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