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□ Anonymous 07/04/23(Tue)18:05:40 No.58822659 ► >>58822696 >>58822781 >>58822993 >>58825555 File: 1659429257311743.png (380 KB, 600x600) Klary FLEISCH Suppe □ Anonymous 07/04/23(Tue)18:10:08 No.58822696 ► >>58822993 >>58822659 who's down for some mobik broth? >>58822577 Adolf Hitler was the first that came up with that. He called it the "Fleischwürfel" (meat cube). If cooled properly and with some preparation it could be used to create Fleischsuppe (meat soup) and send sustenance to the frontlines without the need for cooling. Shown is a bucket with concentrated Fleischsuppe, reconstitutes to over 220 liter finest soup. O Anonymous 07/04/23(Tue)19:01:50 No.58823239 ► >>58823387 >>58823466 >>58823570 File: Soylent Green.png (1.03 MB, 1092x612) ■ >>58822993 >>58822874 Сойлент Грин is people! □ Anonymous 07/04/23(Tue)18:12:15 No.58822708 ► >>58822734 >>58822874 >>58822694 Totally just expired meat product from the local plant, comrade! Ignore that it has been closed for almost a year due to being close to the border, comrade! We aren't compressing flatniks into mobricks, comrade! Сойлент Прин isn't Chicken, it's people! Anonymous 07/04/23(Tue)18:17:36 No.58822746 ► >>58822770 >>58822993 >>58822577 are you man enough to solve the Mobik's cube? Anonymous 07/04/23(Tue)18:17:57 No.58822747 ► U >>58822577 DUBS OF TRUTH! THE PROPHECY WAS TRUE! THE MOBIK CUBE IS REAL! □ Anonymous 07/04/23(Tue)18:20:37 No.58822770 ► >>58822993 File: Dr. Mobotnik.jpg (64 KB, 1024x910) >>58822746 I feel Dr. Mobotnik has gone too far this time. >> Anonymous 07/04/23(Tue)18:20:57 No.58822773 ► >>58822793 File: 1673831943919484.gif (3.32 MB, 640x640) MFW it's true. Russians put their dead on pallets and cool them to ship them back home to be buried. Not sure why this cube was put without cooling, but ... [... want to taste the juice! Anonymous 07/04/23(Tue)18:22:41 No.58822793 ► >>58822773 Do not lick the Forbidden Oxo Cube! >> Anonymous 07/04/23(Tue)21:00:04 No.58824869 File: MarcoPierreWhite.jpg (631 KB, 954x1378) >>58823696 >I recommend using Knorr Mobik Stock Pot. >> Anonymous 07/04/23(Tue)18:45:28 No.58823008 ► >>58822993 Largest chickens ever. Man sized chickens in fact. >> Anonymous 07/04/23(Tue)19:05:27 No.58823289 ► >>58823687 >>58822577 they probably ship it off to Siberia and sell it as beef to the clueless Buryats Anonymous 07/04/23(Tue)19:36:52 No.58823687 >>58823289 >clueless According to stories, those siberian villages would easily recognize the taste... ☐ Anonymous 07/04/23(Tue)22:45:09 No.58826186 ► >>58826222 >>58826240 File: Dog_Food.png (382 KB, 598x754) Someone posted this in another thread and now I'm convinced that they chopped up their own soldiers into food. Can anyone help be debunk this awful thought? >> Anonymous 07/04/23(Tue)22:48:54 No.58826222 ► File: f625d0eb0497c28355e8434d8(...).jpg (7 KB, 259x194) >>58826186 >I'm convinced that they chopped up their own soldiers into dog food. □ Anonymous 07/04/23(Tue)21:48:17 No.58825555 ► >>58825565 >>58825917 File: LEAN MEAN VATNIK REDUCING(...).jpg (255 KB, 980x776) Anonymous 07/04/23(Tue)23:02:24 No.58826361 ► >>58826186 >vatniks don't remove their own dead from the battlefield >rotted meat meant for dogs is cleaned up double-quick uh, I have a difficult time believing that. Especially after all the frantic damage control being run. First it was Ukrainians that did the cube...until it was geolocated to Belgorod. Then it was just rotted offcuts from the nearby meat processing plant...until that turned out to be a chicken farm. Now it's dog food? >>58822577 >>58822614 >>58822659 Yulia Shchedrina two minutes ago Today, the telegram channel <url> has information about the placement of animal products in large volumes without observing the conditions of its storage, located in the village of Grafovka, Shebekinsky city district. The shelter of ANO "Angel" for dogs brought 2 tons of humanitarian aid frozen liver and intestines. Currently, the products are removed. The State Veterinary Service disinfected the roadway streets. It's a special TV offer from the /k/ing of the Grill, GEORGE FOREMAN! My lean mean vatnik-reducing grilling machine with built-in HIMARS launcher, delivers great tasting dead Russians in minutes! First of all, knocks out the Vatnik! Now, order the George Foreman Grill with Storm Shadow, two TB-2 drones, and HIMARS launcher in your choice of colors, plus the Special Military Operation Cookbook. AND you get a $20 NATO membership certificate! You get it ALL! A $60 value. JUST $19.99! Tell them the /k/ing of the Grill sent you! Call Now! ☐ Anonymous (ID: R7+0PD9a) 07/04/23(Tue) 10:41:25 No.433265036 >>433265252 >>433265386 Gordon.png (964 KB, 947x578) google yandex iqdb wait >Right, today were doing Zigger Borscht, something my mum used to make when I was a lad >Now, lets open one of the cubes and see what we're working with >Terrific, look at that color! Simple, rustic, just beautiful >VDV is out of season right now and hard to find, but worth every penny. >Okay, knife, nice and sharp, sharp, sharp >Bring the stock to a simmer and add the meat >Now we dice the Lukashenko potatoes and into the pot they go. >Add a little Red Forest soil for that extra kick and from there we'll let it sit for a few hours >Wow, guys, I think it's ready. That odor is just fantastic, really superb stuff, get a whiff of it >Great, lets dig in >F--- me, that is tremendous, really tremendous, guys. The texture is sublime and the flavor is bold but not overwhelming

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Jul 05, 2023 at 11:27AM EDT

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Aren't you guys lucky that I'm willing to dive head first into the s--- for you…..urgh.

So, the main debunk at the moment was that it was two tonnes of dog food meant for a nearby veterinary clinic that had gone off.

Trouble with this is that there are no kennels, veterinary clinics or dog shelters within 20km of where the packages were dumped. Also given that it's two tonnes of meat (2000lbs), I doubt some rural kennel in the Russian borderland is going to have the facilities to store that much meat, so it'll have to be given to the dogs and other animals ASAP.

Two tonnes is enough to feed hundreds of dogs in the week before it goes off in the summer heat, but where are these hundreds of dogs?

Another interesting thing to note is that it would be extremely strange that a rural veterinary clinic in the Russian borderlands were able to personally disinfect an entire road and dispose of the crates. You would think that would fall to down to a more specialist agency, but who knows who things work over there.

Personally, I think these were the bits of mobiks they'd collected from the rear areas that they were transporting to the chicken farm to get stored in the onsite refrigeration facilities until they could be identified and placed into coffins for burial.

But during transport from the one truck to another, some crates got left behind and it was only discovered because the smell of the rotting meat got so bad that the locals decided to investigate and unleashed the Cube upon the world.

This would explain the shrinkwrapping of the containers as well, as it would help mask the contents from any of the locals that happened to the lorry being unloaded.

I don't think they meant to create a manmade horror beyond mortal comprehension, it was just a classic Russian logistical f----up that had worse consequences than they normally do.

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