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WHATVE YOU BEEN UP To LATELY? IVE BEEN HANGING OUT WITHSOME PCKUP ARTSTS. IM LEARNING A LOT? OH, THAT 5OUND5 LIKE FUN! THE WORLD 5E UKE A HAPPIER PLACE IF YOU THINK "PICKUP ARTST IS LIKE PICKUP BASKETBALL PLAYER

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How to be the Perfect Pickup Artist Pickup artists achieve success with women in ways other than relying on good looks or instinct. It can take some work, but here are some tips to get you started. Call attention AI Wait for an "Approach Invitation", a body language signal, tike eye contact or a smile. If you want to build tension, playfully ignore the Al for a while before heading over Interact with your friends or the bartender. Not only will staying in an active, talkative state help you when you finally do approach, it makes it much more likely that you even will Groups or alone Don't be afraid to approach a woman no matter if she's in a group or alon alone, bring a wingman. Keep her curious Evade her questions with humor or counter- questions as long as possible. It'll show her you're not trying to impress her, and it'll make her curious who you really are. e. If you're afraid to go over Practice the approach The next time you're out, just go up to a girl and start a conversation. She may turn you down, but the only way to perfect your game is to do this with as many women as possible. IOI Learn to read a woman's signals (called Indicators of Interest, termed I0I) like when she plays with her hair and laughs. This is an essential skill to acquire, because it'l let you know when you can take the next step. AFC An average frustrated chump or AFC is a term coined to describe males who are clueless and incom- petent with She's not for sale Don't try to woo women by buying drinks. This makes it obvious that you're interested in her, and you think you can buy her time and affection. Initiating a conversation is called "opening. and whatever the pickup artist says while opening is called an "opener" Openers can be "canned" (prepared in advance), or impro- vised. She isn't hot Since you think the girl is hot, you are more likely to show her that she is indeed too valuable for you. From here on out, no girl is hot, she's either "cute" or "alright." s out of pockets If you are at a bar looking tike you are bored, don't expect to get a positive response if you approach a girl. If you seem like a buzzkill, she will be less likely to talk to you. Cold approaching This occurs when the "target" hasn't given out an "approach invitation" to the pickup artist. Avoid doing this. Information provided by: http://www.onlinedating.org Sources: Pickupartistmindset.com I Nytimes.com | Montrealmirror.com ONLINE DATING UNIVERSITY
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