Inspired by the category "Things That Are Not Steampunk" on Regretsy (http://www.regretsy.com), and (of course) those peerless purveyors of Euterpean epopee, Professor Elemental and Mr B, the Gentleman Rhymer. The tintypes and photographs used throughout the video are from the collection of Greene Connections (http://www.GreeneConnections.com), used with permission.