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Granted, you are now an self-centered African-American Musician with an overblown ego that proclaims it's the Second Coming. We can all guess who you've become.

. . .

I wish I had KYM friends to play with on Steam.

Granted, they're horrible at Steam games.
I wish I lived in Denmark.

Granted, your stuck on a mountain with no food after your airplane crashed and your the only survivor.
I wish for a copy of thunderlords-noisy songs for noisy kids

Granted, but it will not work and you can never fix it

I wish for a ton of chocolate for myself and it tastes very good to me

Granted, you eat chocolate until you slip into a diabetic coma, also there was a mysterious hair of questionable origin on that one piece.

I wish to become the King of Space!

Granted, but you'll have to face this dude in order to keep the throne

I wish that I knew what I'm doing in Titanfall.

Granted, you're still bad at it.

I wish to be part of a celebrity sex tape. (No Homo)

Granted, your face is completely Mosaic'd, so no one will ever believe you if you told them.

. . .

I wish my recent shitpost didn't screw up my karma.

Granted, your shitpost slightly screwed up your karma.

I wish I was a professional hacker.

Granted. You hax the wrong person and you wind up in jail as prison meat. If you make it out alive, the court mandates you to never touch a computer again.

I wish for sleep.

Granted, but you can't wake up ever.

I wish for a dollar sign.

Granted, it's 8 feet tall, made of solid granite, and at some undisclosed time in the future will fall over and crush your legs.

I wish for enchiladas.

Granted, but it's soggy and made in some guy's bathtub

I wish I had a new computer.

Granted, but it's a Mac.
I wish I could tell my crush that I like him.

Granted, but turns out your crush is dating your enemy.
I wish I had better eyesight.

Granted, you now have 360 degree Rabbit Vision, which breaks your Oculus vision, degrades your FPS skills, and gives you extreme motion sickness. Awesome.

. . .

I wish I could've asked out that girl I always hung out with in High School. Maybe I wouldn't be Forever Alone right now.

Granted, but she dumps you five days later.
(Such fast reply.)
I wish I could un-see some things.

Granted, but the girl you ask out rejects you immediately

I wish any anime character I think of would be real and be nice to me and never hate me or kill others that like me

Granted, but the anime character is always deformed and hideous. ;3
I wish Miley Cyrus could stop fucking everything up.

Granted but Miley stops fucking thing up but Justin Bieber takes her place and starts world war 3

I wish my last wish did not get corrupted

Granted… Since it was a ninja post anyways.

I wish that the pizza wasn't so aggressive.

Granted, the pizza is not so aggressive, but still aggressive to the point where jimmy's dad is still decapitated.

I wish to seek the holy grail.

Granted, you get your arm chopped off looking for it. T'is but a flesh wound.

. . .

I wish I could meet my internet friends someday. When I'm rich. Or a complete failure.

Granted, they'll leave in 2 seconds.

I wish for bananas.

Granted,

I wish I had a tank so I can do my warpath impressions KABLAM!

Granted, it's out of fuel and ammunitions.

I wish for sausages.

Granted, it's infested with maggots.

I wish for HL3.

Granted it is only playable on Xbox one

I wish for unlimited wishes that can never be corrupted and I know how to use them perfectly

Granted, the feeling of instant gratification wears off quickly.

I wish to be the Male Lead in a Harem Manga.

Granted, you're an incompetent, chaste, scrawny wimp who relies on his girls to do the hard work. Spoiler Alert: No girl wins in this series.

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I wish I could delete a post after it being posted for 30 minutes.

Granted, but it costs an unreal amount of money, and it goes towards Obama Care ;P

I wish consoles would stop having exclusives. I want them for the PC master race.

Granted, but they will take forever to be released and they are expensive.

I wish for a yacht.

Granted, but its a toy.

I wish my DAMN EYELASH WILL STOP GETTING IN MY EYE.

Granted, you now have no eyes.

I wish I was able to see ghosts.

Wish granted, you are now ghost, so you are now can see ghosts.
(About DJKing's rabbit sight. If that true, then RandomMan how the fuck can write?)
I wish I would know what I wanted to wish.

Granted, but it is corrupted!

I wish for the perfect sandwich.

Granted, it's stolen by Ninjas before you can even taste it.

I wish for cinnamon rolls.

Wish granted, but accidentally somebody changed the cinnamon to cyanid.

I wish for a never ending summer break!

Granted, you get a really bad sunburn that covers your whole body.

I wish that I was more excited for volume 2 of RWBY coming out.

Wish granted, but you get too excited and died in a heartattack.

I wish I could wish.

Granted, but you mumbled, and it interpreted the word as "Fish"

You get fishing gear, with bait and tackle.

I wish for a crystal ball.

Wish granted, however a random sunray hit your crystal ball and the reflected ray, incinerated you.

I wish I could stop wishing about wishes about wishes.

Granted, but it only shows alternate/incorrect versions of what will most likely happen.

I wish I could be in my favourite anime.

Granted, you're constantly, violently, shoved out of the way any time you get near the main character.

I wish for peppermints.

Granted, you being sprayed with the new pepper spray, peppermint spray.
(Since Kybuey and you not noticed my post-I'm a ninja- I repeat it again)
I wish I could stop wishing whises about wishes.

Granted, but you could not make another wish again

I wish Panty and Stocking got a second season and it was really good and no character gets killed off,leaves, or becomes evil or good

Granted, but it gets cancelled after one episode.
I wish that I had better vision.

Granted. You are now see everything uglier then before due to your "better" vision.

I wish I would have a bacon.

Granted,

You've adopted a pig named Harold L. "Bacon" Kori

I wish for a dancing Midget.

Granted, now you have a dancing Midget, however dancing only for $5M.
(Harold L. "Bacon" Kori, I keep him, forever ever after.)
I wish nothing.