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I was joking.

uh huh honey ;)

I'll enter your territory, too, if you know what I mean

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Haha come on down! If you know what I mean.

this whole thread has basically become "shit around while we wait for syndic to post"

this whole thread has basically become “shit around while we wait for syndic to post"

Or you could, I dunno, not do that.

Just a suggestion.

Guys. Akash is pretty evil and junk. We should probably deal with them eventually.

Akash is an NPC nation, which gives us the advantage. We could all team up on them and finish them easily, which should probably done soon.

Most of us have probably already made their moves for this turn, so let's make an agreement: starting next turn, we all put aside our differences and focus on destroying Akash until it's finished off. Any agreements?

if this actually works I call the crabapults

Agreed. On the next turn each nation should at least devout one turn in stopping the Akash menace. Our combined forces should be able to stop them.

Well, I mean, I'm pretty devoted to defending my homeworld from all unknown invaders, so…

Alright, here's what i'm thinking of for a turn 7 plan:
I'll send fleets to tactically nuke Trishulian cities, crippling their infastructure. I recommend someone invade Mahan as well.
Laika, Gary, or Snickerway can drive off Akash in the Sol system. With this, they'll be forced to either cease all invasion efforts or fight a three front war.
Afterwards, we can stake claims to Akashs' core worlds. There's enough room for everyone to share.
If all else fails, the dangerous experimental tech I'm working on this turn may prove too much for the Akash That or kill us all… Probably the first one but the last one might happen. No clue. It might not even work.

We'll have to plan this out so we don't all end up attacking the same thing. Since you're attacking Trishulia, we'll need people to cover Mahan, Jala, and Earth/Moon (or two people attacking those last two separately if Furry's willing to attack). Unless anyone else wants Mahan, I'll cover it since it's closest to the sun. Any volunteers for attacking Jala, Earth, or the Moon?

I'm gonna stay out of this.

The Kadreshans are isolationist, I hope you understand.

I sent my turn last night attacking Earth. BTW wasn't Taryn playing the Akashi or did he drop out?

he dropped

Wait are we planning to attack someone?
CANCER BOMB TIIIIIIIIME!

Bomb away! We need as many people as possible attacking the Akash as possible. We've still got no one covering Jala or the Moon. You want to attack either of those?

Le 9gag army is here to kill Akash XDDDDD

I'll wipe em' off Luna (Provided events line up).

Cancer is not funny in anyway.
This has been bothering me and I tried to ignore it, but joking about a bomb that spreads cancer just disgusts me.

Moargun's writing the turn now. Don't send me anymore PMs until its posted. But don't send her PMs either. Its a one time thing.

Did you get my turn edit? I just sent it a few minutes ago.

Yes.

Turn 6
Earth Year 2415
Deadline: 24 hours

Star Systems

Apollo
Barnard
Bine
Dipta
Eldan
Enfer
Enix
Gigas
Hydra
Jubatus
Kellar
Nihilus
Richt
Sol
Sün
Taiyo
Teitia
The Vlad
Theren
Titania

Akash – NPC
Tech: FTL, Ship Pincers, Lattice Armor, Crabapults, Genetic Engineering

Sol
-OH THE HUMANITY
-even with all the effort and assistance from other civs on trying to defend earth, the humans fall, and they are dead.
-akash wins, the crabs win, the system is now theirs
-they also conquered the berbers, whatever that is

Taiyo
-akash doesn't like the cut of taiyo's gin, they declare war on taiyo
-and they desecrate their holy moon

Twintanirig – Honeytiger
Tech: FTL, Planetary EM Field, Climate Control, Atmospheric Terraforming, Viral Engineering, Cancer Bomb

Teitia
-you moved two fleets from Mokläzia to america…too bad your fleets don't know where Mokläzia is so they are now lost in deep space. maybe list your systems in your next turn and people won't get lost
-your people don't have enough information on black holes to start using them as a weapon. all of your researchers die and it's all your fault
-you legalize using unborn fetuses as weapons
-by the way, that's really gross man

Bine
-a fleet from Tympton, Teitia goes to Caledonia XI, Bine

Droresa – RocketPropelledPanda
Tech: FTL, Genetic Engineering, Spontaneous Organics, Alchemy, Warp Drive, Energy Redirection

Eldan
-you have discovered engery redirection pulses. this seems useful
-eldan moves all that is the overmind into Ehbine creating one huge monster of a planet now called Eldinane
-you also take all the 7 moons and it's inhabitants with you
-way2go m8

Requiem – Mr.Stalker
Tech: FTL, Supreme Vodka, Leviathan, Dyson Swarm, Anti-Railgun Railguns, Flying Biospheres

The Vlad
-send in your fukin turns

The Chimera – Laika
Tech: FTL, Atmospheric Terraforming, Mega EMP, Teleportation, Mega Shield, Super Death Cannon

Hydra
-two of your fleets from hydra are sent to mars. they complain the whole way there. no one likes mars :(
-one fleet from hydra was sent to the asteroid belt in the SOL system, but you lost communication with that fleet some time ago…
-your scientists works day and night making you the sooper-huge-mega cannon of death and destruction to be put in your system for protection while you are away. but something goes wrong with the installation of the cannon and the mass is too great for your planets orbit! everything is falling apart and the cannon that once seemed like a beacon of hope and protection is now inching it's way back into the planets gravity and is now crashing down into chixulub

Sol
-the fleets above Io and Titan land on planet muricuh and kill everyone
-angels are created to help stop the rebels in distant worlds.
-pure chimera is life, pure chimera is love

Ashitaka Empire – Fridge Logic
Tech: FTL, Atmospheric Terraforming, Genetic Engineering, Dyson Swarm, Seismic Stabilizers, Energy Shields

Taiyo
-energy shields for eryywun!!1!!11
-taiyo is always accepting new young lads to join the armed forced of taiyo. new fleets are made
-the people of taiyo have heard of this so called "project seikatsu", they think it's shit and a waste of government time and money. moon activists now crowd of streets of the capital and are protesting. oh no
-taiyo establishes military bases on everything taiyo, starting with Sogen, Eboshi, and Oshii.
-don't get too close to momonke fellas
-taiyo increases the patrols along the edge of the taiyo system.
-your people gossip about how paranoid you are, now your feelings are hurt

Arcadia – CrowTheMagician
Tech: FTL, Cloaking, Atmospheric Terraforming, Nanomanufacturing, Ion Weapons, Fusion Power, Psychic Energy

Titania
-scientists have discovered psychic energy. a way to give your people supernatural powers.
-your scientists have made a drug prototype and test it on randoms. IT WORKS, but it looks like prolonged use of this drug makes the user go insane…
-somehow this prototype has gotten out and is now being sold in the black market to anyone with enough cash to buy. super-humans are everywhere looting, raping, killing for fun in the streets
-at least your people have free health care
-all planets have been colonized now

Nihilus
-diplomatic envoy is sent to hades for funsies.
-trade is now open between the Imperium Collectives and titania

Sol
-several drones on their way to gather some more information on sol have run into fleets of akash. war breaks out between the two civilizations

Cattonia – Madcat
Tech: FTL, Plasma Weapons, Energy Shielding, Power Armor, Dyson Swarm, Fusion Power, EMP

Jubatus
-your people now know what EMP means
-unlike me
-jubatus starting shoving the people from pardalis! how rude

Theren
-the feds are letting the galopian cattonians live in the jubatus system
-they're also invading and colonizing Wernorak

Enfer
-a fleet is sent from theren to keep the explodanations in line >:(

Axius – unusedusername
Tech: FTFTL, Genetic Engineering, Time Displacement

Theren
-send in your turns, jfc

Cupitor – TripleA9000
Tech: FTL, Laser Weapons, Magnetic Weaponry, Fusion Power, Artificial Habitat, Energy Shields

Gigas
-you have developed energy shields for ships and personal use
-you set up rail gun defenses on all your colonized planets
-all of them
-i mean it

Explodonatia – Snickerway
Tech: FTL, Space Flamethrowers, Super Lasers, Thermal Phylacteries, Time Displacement, Mind Control, Ice Breaker Gun

Enfer
-your armies are now equipped with anit-ice guns, wow that's the best weapon
-your scientists have also discovered time travel. the science of course isn't perfected yet. you've been sending the poursblatts through your prototype time machine, and they all get ripped to pieces on the way through
-poor poursblatts
-mind control AND time machines? come on now lol
-you're moving one planetoid ship and 5 million fighters into orbit around Quarp
-construction on third planetoid ship happens

Tesser – Serious Business
Tech: FTL, Swarm Ships, Atmospheric Terraforming, Geothermal Terraforming, Energy Shields, Tel-Empathy

Barnard
-planets now come equipped with the new planetary defense 4000
-planet condom

Bine
-you use all the volcanos to heat and cool the planet caledonia xi at your whim, you silly goose
-you also build a planetary defense here
-another colony ship is sent to avo, and terraform this place so there's oxygen and water
-THEN MELT THAT SHIT
-the ice i mean

Roma – Tchefuncte Bonaparte
Tech: FTL, Energy Shielding, Guns That Shoot Smaller Laser Guns, Teleportation, Hardcore Gravity

Apollo
-teleporting bombs onto enemy ships is really dumb. all their energy force fields they have up would stop this from happening anyway.
-your scientists research black holes

Sol
-send two fleets from apollo from sol, and when they get there they see that akash has killed off the human race.
-"sorrynotsorry" – akash 2014
-also akash eat all rebels, there's no need for you here, please leave

Redmagus – Sir Crona Statscowski
Tech: FTL, Psychic Energy, Fusion Power, Psybernetics, Cloaking, Artificial Intelligence, Temporal SMS

Enix
-fleets are built in Tidus and Terra
-invisible defense stations are built in the orbit of every redmagus world
-researchers experiment and toy with the idea of sending messages back in time. sounds fun

Kadresha – A Furry
Tech: FTL, Mining Lasers, Ion Cannons, Kinetic Weaponry, Drone Bombs, Artificial Intelligence, Deep Radar

Kellar
-YOU NOW HAVE AN ORBITAL DEFENSE RING, WAY TO GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
-that capslock tho
-your people choose to ignore all selvans, they're too far away to care about.
-your people are racist against the selvans; dog-people master-race
-enhanced radar are developed. you can now go deeper. you can now know more. nothing is invisible for you now, you can see it all
-ALL TROOPS ARE GIVEN EXACTLY 24 HOURS OF RELAXATION TIME
-this triggers "We Love The King Day" on destiny, this increases your food output and your people feast for fucking days man. this is one wild party
-improve the defenses of destiny all year, every year, forever

The Imperium Collectives – GaryTheStoßtruppen
Tech: FTL, Lightsabers, Twin Ion Engines, Energy Shielding, Turbolasers, Sky Cities, AT-ATs

Nihilus
-all terrain armored transports, AKA the AT-ATs have been developed
-officers are now jedis somehow, learning how to wield lightsabers on Hoth. most of them accidentally cut off their own arms, but the ones that don't are now top-tier fighters. the elite
-send a fleet of star destroyers and TIE fighters to Hakann to visit and have a fun time. the fleet enjoys a cup of tea with the newcomers
-how nice :) there's no need to attack these fine gents
-also send a fleet of star destroyers and TIE fighters and newly trained troops to Aqua Magna. the troops were told not to attack the natives, but the sauriads happen to be the natives here! so everyone dies instead
-construct more star destroyers and TIE fighters

Grand Zelmizzen – Richter von Zelmisburg
Tech: FTL, Kinetic Weaponry, Cybernetic Organics, Atmospheric Terraforming, Teleportation, Energy Shields, Cancer Cure

Richt
-you've cured cancer.
-you're being awarded the golden scale of peace, highest award you can receive.
-there are no fleets you should be worried about, kiddo. idk what you're talking about, i think you might be going insane
-you build surface-to-space ballistic cannons on Zelmisburg I
-don't send your shitty diplomacy stuff here bud

Teitia
-spies are being sent to tympton and are ordered to create an information war.
-hopefully everyone goes to war with me for being a butt, and no lives will be saved

United Earth – ded
Tech: Space Coffin

Sol
-we're dead
-thanks for nothing

>Your people don't have enough information on black holes
Lisn her u litl sht.
My people worship black holes as gods.
We know more about black holes than you know about your own ass.

you obviously din't know shit about black holes if you think you can make a weapon that shoots a black hole at someone.

This game is not super serious science. If I can make cancer bombs, I can throw a black hole at people.

2bad

Alright gentlemen. Is the light still on in attacking Akash? Liberating Sol?

I'm not in any major conflict currently, I can devout my navy to the relief efforts. Now I do not wish to gain any territory in these systems, everyone participating can divide the land up. I only wish to seek a solid peace treaty with everyone. No one enters my territory unannounced, save for allianced nations and trade partners. That's all I ask for. Anyone from now on entering my system will be attacked.

I have a substantial navy and army. I'm willing to send one fleet and land invasion force, perhaps more if needed. The point here is to settle our differences and unite to stop a threat that's waiting to strike.

Now what we need to do is to discuss who attacks where.

I hope we can come to agreements.

Yeah. We're gonna start T7. Let's review:

-I'm nuking akash
-Snickerway has Mahan
-Richter is getting the Moon
-We need people to liberate earth

Also, I just hit gold techwise.

I'm worried about something though. If we send all our efforts in this cause, non-participating nations can use this to their advantage and attack us while we're vulnerable. I don't trust everyone, seeing what has happened in the past.

If I send a single fleet, I don't know if the odds will be in my favor. If I send all my fleets, then I leave my system weakened. Otherwise, I'm more than happy to help.

Anyone attacks a member of the coalition, the entire coalition counterattacks.

Ok, that sounds fair. I hope we can maintain this.

I can help in the assault on Dipta. Any planet on that system, if I concentrate enough firepower I could probably take a planet. I don't know about Sol yet, without backup it seems difficult. Taking the asteroid belt would be pretty easy, but rather insignificant. Venus is very well defended too. Thoughts?

YOU BLEW IT UPPP!

DAMN YOU ALL TO HELL!

RocketPropelledPanda, there were men on the moons of Enbine! You recklessly killed them! It's one thing if you didn't want them there. It's quite another to slaughter worlds of men and their colonist families!

I demand reparations!

OOC: I might be busy tomorrow, I'll see if I can get my turn in, but no promises.

I spend good time making that shop of Houhoin Kyoma and it has 0 upvotes… I feed you gold and you shit me bronze ;_;

I'm gonna research Tripod tech so I can have a way to counter the war crabs. So I'm gonna try to liberate the Earth. But we do need someone to attack the invader's home world to cut out their supplies and reinforcements.

Your life is a fake turn.

Nope, not fake.

I've attacked Mahan. However, I've also noticed something else: the Akash have placed some colonies (but no ships yet, it seems) on Guru, also in Dipta. Is anyone covering that planet?

Wait who do i send the turns to now? Moargun or syndic?

not me

Alright. I quit. Game and site. Goodbye forever.

ok

“sorrynotsorry” – akash 2014

Excuse the error, I had not noticed that my system was already being invaded. How would you like the reparations paid?