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I'll volunteer an attack on Guru and then Jala if no one else is. Two fleets and a land invasion force should do the trick.

Since you are being conciliatory, we are willing to pursue a peaceful agreement.

We lost a lot of good men on the moons of Enbine. But "natural disasters" can happen, as can cataclysmic accidents.

However, so long as you don't have plans to perform any more chaotic planetmancy, Could we maybe settle a little bit on the planet of Afostos? Sharing is caring.

Fridge is kill. Lets all write mean stuff on his wall since he can't read it.

Sure.

I'll assist you on those once my mission on both Earth and on the moon is complete.

Much obliged. I hope to at least cause severe damage to Guru. I didn't create a navy for nothing. Time to test them out.

EDIT: Likewise, I'll return the favor if needed anytime in the future.

@Sir Crona

-I’m nuking akash

Where exactly are you nuking? Don't want an accident to happen.

Also, could everyone in the coalition that's in the coalition announce it in the thread? That way it's easier to help each other out and work together.

I'll join in. I'll work on Earth since I'm one of the only two human players.

I'm game for ganging up

Maybe I can be in when Turn 7 goes?

Maybe…?

No.

You’re not the god damn host of this game gtfo

Sure, but that doesn't mean I can't express my opinion.

Anyway, I should not derail the thread. Have fun.

And you're not part of this game stop crying gtfo

Pffffft Bwahahahahaha "faggot". He called me a faggot. Oh that's a good one Slime, first time you finally replied to me. He even downvoted me, ahahaha. Ahahahaha faggot, that's hilarious. Can't get over that, I'm saving this moment and framing it over my fireplace.

EDIT:

The funniest part, save the part when you called me a faggot, is I pretty much requoted what you said. So by that logic, you're a "faggot".

…

Just what kind of shit logic is that?

How bout everyone stop derailing the thread.

Turn 7
Earth Year 2430
Deadline: 24 hours

Star Systems

Apollo
Barnard
Bine
Dipta
Eldan
Enfer
Enix
Gigas
Hydra
Jubatus
Kellar
Nihilus
Richt
Sol
Sün
Taiyo
Teitia
The Vlad
Theren
Titania

Akash – NPC
Tech: FTL, Ship Pincers, Lattice Armor, Crabapults, Genetic Engineering

Dipta
-The Imperium invades alongside the Redmagus. A massive battle over the homeworld ensues with many casualties on all sides. Nuclear bombardment of Trishul destroys many population centers. A Redmagus landing on Trishul is attempted, but is successfully fought off.

Sol
-Once the looting and feasting reaches its height, the Akash remove themselves from the planets and return home taking slaves, equipment, and materials they deem valuable. Like interstellar Vikings.

Taiyo
-The star goes supernova just as the Akash assault was making headway. There were no survivors, and all the Akash fleets have been destroyed.

Twintanirig – Honeytiger
Tech: FTL, Planetary EM Field, Climate Control, Atmospheric Terraforming, Viral Engineering, Cancer Bomb, Warp Drive (1/2)

Teitia
-Work has begun on warp drive technology.

Sol
-Fleets are moved into orbit of Earth and Venus. For nefarious purposes, no doubt.

Droresa – RocketPropelledPanda
Tech: FTL, Genetic Engineering, Spontaneous Organics, Alchemy, Warp Drive, Energy Redirection, Efficiency (1/2)

Eldan
-Nothing really happens.

Requiem – Mr.Stalker
Tech: FTL, Supreme Vodka, Leviathan, Dyson Swarm, Anti-Railgun Railguns, Flying Biospheres, Space Drill (1/2)

The Vlad
-Space drills! For drilling in space!
-More fleets are built for "defensive" purposes.

The Chimera – Laika
Tech: FTL, Atmospheric Terraforming, Mega EMP, Teleportation, Mega Shield, Super Death Cannon

Hydra
-The giant death cannon is deflected by the "crafty maneuvering" of an equally massive capital ship. Such maneuvers entail ramming into the cannon and shoving it back into orbit.

Sol
-Immediate retreat from the system. Enough strains are brought home to fill a planet, and they do just that.

Ashitaka Empire – Fridge Logic
Tech: FTL, Atmospheric Terraforming, Genetic Engineering, Dyson Swarm, Seismic Stabilizers, Energy Shields

Taiyo
-The star supernovas, destroying every planet in orbit and killing off the entirety of the Yakkul people.

Arcadia – CrowTheMagician
Tech: FTL, Cloaking, Atmospheric Terraforming, Nanomanufacturing, Ion Weapons, Fusion Power, Psychic Energy, Tripods(1/2)

Titania
-Work has begun on the terrifying tripod war machines.

Sol
-Colonists lay a claim to Saturn's orbit.
-Fleets converge on Earth and nuke it from orbit while fighting the Akash fleets in orbit. The surface of the planet, already devastated by the war, is left in absolute ruins.
-The fusion bombs detonated on earth kick up enough debris into the atmosphere to block out a huge amount of sunlight. Planetary temperatures plummet, and the world descends into a nuclear ice age.
-Arcadian cloaking devices and superior ranged weapons make evasion of the Akash very simple. The Akash fleets quickly retreat and leave the system altogether.

Cattonia – Madcat
Tech: FTL, Plasma Weapons, Energy Shielding, Power Armor, Dyson Swarm, Fusion Power, EMP, Atmospheric Terraforming (1/2)

Theren
-Axius is invaded. Not having much in the way of military technology (or any technology at all) they quickly crumble.

Enfer
-The weapons platform is upgraded with an EMP volley. Unfortunately this goes entirely to waste as it is destroyed by the Explodonatians.
-Swarms of Explodonations emerge from their stars and converge on Dyson satellites and the nuclear platform. The extreme heat of their ships and their bodies incinerate the swarm's elements and cause the nuclear weapons cache to detonate.

Richt
-Atmospheric mining of Obon begins. Orbital platforms are constructed and colonists move in.

Cupitor – TripleA9000
Tech: FTL, Laser Weapons, Magnetic Weaponry, Fusion Power, Artificial Habitat, Energy Shields, Genesis Device (1/2)

Gigas
-Scientists begin work on the genesis device.
-Rather than settle on Rubrum directly, habitats are built in orbit. Mining and geothermal energy exploitation is controlled remotely.
-Energy shielding is utilized to settle on Canus. The upkeep of these shields is huge and there is very little payoff as the planet is barren and lacks significantly valuable resources.

Explodonatia – Snickerway
Tech: FTL, Space Flamethrowers, Super Lasers, Thermal Phylacteries, Time Displacement, Mind Control, Ice Breaker Gun

Enfer
-In an attempt to pilfer nuclear weapons caches and Dyson swarm technology, the Explodonations inadvertedly destroy pretty much everything.

Dipta
-A fleet is sent to skim Dipta's surface for refueling and then to attack Mahan. The surface is torched wherever they strike. Akash fleets have difficulty engaging the Explodonatians due to the fact that their primary combat method, ramming and boarding, is difficult to do against mile-wide super-heated ships.
-The Akash generally avoid engaging the Explodonatians, treating them as an unavoidable natural disaster for the time being.
-The icecaps of Mahan, which are considerable in size, are rammed by suicidal fighter missions. They quickly melt, flooding most of whatever was not marshland already.

Tesser – Serious Business
Tech: FTL, Swarm Ships, Atmospheric Terraforming, Geothermal Terraforming, Energy Shields, Tel-Empathy, Alpha Centauri Ship (1/2)

Barnard
-An intergalactic space vessel is under development.

Eldan
-Afostos is colonized and a thin atmosphere of Carbon Dioxide and Oxygen is established. Most settlers are extremely wary of travelling to the dreaded system, which has become associated almost exclusively with death and destruction.

Roma – Tchefuncte Bonaparte
Tech: FTL, Energy Shielding, Guns That Shoot Smaller Laser Guns, Teleportation, Hardcore Gravity, The Wheel

"Wisdom and virtue are like the two wheels of a cart." -Japanese Proverb
-You have invented The Wheel. This allows you to build the Chariot Archer, a fast and powerful ranged unit which requires Horses, and the Water Mill, which gives your city a Food and Production boost if it's next to a river. Also allows Workers to construct Roads, which allow units to move across the map faster and provide extra Gold when connecting cities to your capital.

Sol
-The Akash have retreated from the system before any major fighting could take place.
-The Earth's moon is occupied fairly easily in the wake of the Akash retreat.

Redmagus – Sir Crona Statscowski
Tech: FTL, Psychic Energy, Fusion Power, Psybernetics, Cloaking, Artificial Intelligence, Temporal SMS, Time Travel (1/2)

Dipta
-The entirety of Redmagus' fleets are sent to fight the Akash on their homeworld. They arrive roughly at the same time that Akash fleets are arriving from their retreat from Sol.
-A massive battle ensues in orbit. Akash ships ram into Redmagus ships and board them when possible, although Redmagus attempts at hit-and-run tactics have forced the Akash to forgo safe and proper boarding and simply ram into them at the highest speed possible, lest they get manage to cloak before the attack commences. This has resulted in extremely high casualties on both sides and many fleets worth of ships are lost.
-Nuclear bombardment of the surface of Trishul commences. Attempts are made to land on the surface of the planet, but the invasion's plan hinged largely upon gaining manpower from freed slaves, and almost no enslaved humans are willing to join the Redmagus cause due to fear of Akash retaliation and resentment for the Redmagus nuking of their homes. What few slaves to join the cause are mostly new arrivals from Earth, Mars, and Venus and know little of the planet's politics or terrain. Regardless, the attempt fails, and quickly turns into a costly bloodbath.

Kadresha – A Furry
Tech: FTL, Mining Lasers, Ion Cannons, Kinetic Weaponry, Drone Bombs, Artificial Intelligence, Deep Radar

Kellar
-A crusade against homelessness is initiated. Government housing for all! No family is left living on the streets.
-All formerly destitute homeless individuals are hired as janitors to clean up the cities. Destiny becomes fiendishly clean.
-Officer uniforms are changed to blue.
-A nefarious scientist establishes a secret-but-not-really-secret base on Hope.

The Imperium Collectives – GaryTheStoßtruppen
Tech: FTL, Lightsabers, Twin Ion Engines, Energy Shielding, Turbolasers, Sky Cities, AT-ATs, Power Armor (1/2)

Dipta
-Two fleets arrive at Guru. AT-ATs and jedi land on the surface.
-Orbital bombardment via turbolasers is conducted over Guru. Any living being spotted on the surface is obliterated.
-Once bombardment concluded, the army moved in to kill any remaining Akash and enslave the remaining Berbers.
-The planet Guru has been rendered nearly uninhabitable by the total destruction of its biosphere.
-The single Akash fleet in orbit of Jala attempts to defend Guru, but has little success in its endeavor. Imperium ships are too well armored and to quick for conventional ram-and-board methods, and Akash ships are too well armored for Imperium turbolasers to penetrate.

Grand Zelmizzen – Alice Der Dämonentöter
Tech: FTL, Kinetic Weaponry, Cybernetic Organics, Atmospheric Terraforming, Teleportation, Energy Shields, Cancer Cure, Fusion Power (1/2)

Richt
-Zelmisburg I is overtaken by a cybernetic overmind. A majority of the population is transformed into a new race of super-soldier variants, combining computer technology and organics to create "the perfect beings."

Sol
-The Earth's moon is approached by the entirety of the Zelmizzen armada. The Akash are found to be in full retreat, and no combat is had.

That's real cute, Snickerway.

Wasn't expecting to deal with the Akash on Earth that easily. I'm going to deal with Jala next.

I can safely say the tests went well. Very well.

EDIT: Crow, if you can focus on Jala I can aid in the assault of Trishal with Sir Crona and his Redmagus fleet.

@Gary: Good luck with Trishal then. I'll take care of Jala and if I like it enough maybe I'll even take it.

Go on right ahead, kinda completely destroyed Guru though. Anyways, I'll pull out from there and hopefully relief Trishal. Might need an extra fleet though, Akash ships are numerous and well armored.

@TrippleA900
Is there any chance that once you get the Genisis device working you can use it on Earth? I mean seing as Crow turned it into a nuclear wasteland.

"TrippleA900"

um don't know, i will have to see

Sorry About spelling it that badly. I guess I was too lazy to check.

I could head over and make Earth a thriving life form itself if you'd like. ;^]

Place ya bets folks! How long till I inadvertently cause a horrible catastrophe with time travel?

-6 days.

Sir Crona, I've just sent in my plans. I'll have three fleets in relief of Trishul. Akash ships are very difficult to handle, but through sheer force, numbers, and effort, we can defeat this menace!

Yeah I might have went a little bit overboard back there. But in my next turn I'm already beginning to set up projects to fix the Earth while continuing the attack against the Akash. Oh though I could use help with the Genesis Device when it comes to bring life back to the planet.

Turn 8
Earth Year 2445
Deadline: 24 hours

Star Systems

Apollo
Barnard
Bine
Dipta
Eldan
Enfer
Enix
Gigas
Hydra
Jubatus
Kellar
Nihilus
Richt
Sol
Sün
Teitia
The Vlad
Theren
Titania

Akash – NPC
Tech: FTL, Ship Pincers, Lattice Armor, Crabapults, Genetic Engineering, The Lob-Star, Red Matter, Warp Drive

Dipta
-Trishul is attacked by the Imperium, Redmagus, and Grand Zelmizzen armadas simultaneously. The sheer number of enemy ships has forced the Akash to retreat from the orbit of their homeworld shortly after the battle begins.
-Jala is attacked by Arcadians and the surface is occupied almost entirely. A slave uprising occurs, with the humans joining the Arcadian assault on Akash fortifications. Shortly after, the Akash fleets arrive in low orbit and obliterate most of the Arcadian ships.
-A rebellion occurs on Trishul. The humans rise up against their crab masters and gain control of a limited portion of the planet's surface. Unfortunately this does not solve the issues which led to their uprising, such as starvation and orbital bombardment.
-Jala is revealed to be a giant battle station. Its impossible orbit was the result of ancient technology keeping it in the shadow of Guru. What reason this station existed is unknown, but what is known is that the inside is now completely infested with Akash warriors.
-The Lob Star's surface is prepared for a jump to hyperspace. The oceans and atmosphere are drained, and the Akash retreat underground.

Twintanirig – Honeytiger
Tech: FTL, Planetary EM Field, Climate Control, Atmospheric Terraforming, Viral Engineering, Cancer Bomb, Warp Drive

Teitia
-Warp drive technology is complete. Harness the power of a black hole to travel faster than ever before.

Dipta
-A few fleets arrive at Mahan.

Droresa – RocketPropelledPanda
Tech: FTL, Genetic Engineering, Spontaneous Organics, Alchemy, Warp Drive, Energy Redirection, Efficiency

Eldan
-Yo fool listen up: the abomination has become frighteningly efficient. Like an OCD mofo. Resource management and energy throughput is through the roof dawg. This basically means you get more bang for your buck, but don't go wild kiddo. Or do; that's none of my business.
-Afostos is consumed. All dem poor lil' Tessers are ded, yo.
-Droresa gtfo's from the system.

Arcadia – CrowTheMagician
Tech: FTL, Cloaking, Atmospheric Terraforming, Nanomanufacturing, Ion Weapons, Fusion Power, Psychic Energy, Tripods, A Single Vial of Red Matter, Spice Seeds, Warp Drive

Titania
-Tripods are finished. Terrifying death machines that they are.
-Surface to Orbit ion cannons are pointed towards the skies.

Sol
-A fleet descends to the surface to help in the cleanup and restoration of Earth. The debris kicked up by bombardment is cleared via atmospheric terraforming and swept into the sea. Archaeologists land on the surface and begin to loot earth's museums and urban centers for interesting trinkets and pieces of historical value.
-Colonists land on Mars and settle in the ruins of humanity's dead cities.

Dipta
-Jala is invaded. The Akash on the surface are assaulted by ground forces and attempts are made to incite insurection among the human slaves. Personal cloaking devices make it easy for Arcadian troops to slip behind enemy lines and sabotage equipment or supply human rebels.
-Akash fleets in retreat from Trishul arrive at Jala soon after the battle begins and engage the Arcadians in orbit, destroying most of their ships.
-Jala is revealed to be an ancient battlestation which the Akash have infested to the core. Ground troops find access tunnels to the inside and pilfer a few unique technological secrets.
-The oceans and atmosphere of Jala are drained and the Akash are in full retreat to the underground. It would appear that the giant vessel is preparing for a jump into hyperspace. The sudden lack of an atmosphere has caused catastrophic casualties to both Arcadians and human rebels alike.

Cattonia – Madcat
Tech: FTL, Plasma Weapons, Energy Shielding, Power Armor, Dyson Swarm, Fusion Power, EMP, Atmospheric Terraforming

Jubatus
-Atmospheric terraforming research is complete.
-The fleets from Enfer have returned home. With them they bring what energy could be salvaged from the Dyson Swarms there. These batteries contain enough energy to power the homeworld for a hundred years.
-The old weapons platform from Enfer is rebuilt in orbit of Leo.

Theren
-Gungar and Ravenos are colonized. On Ravenos, the Tesser are met. The hostile wildlife proves to be a difficult challenge and stunts the growth of both colonies.

Cupitor – TripleA9000
Tech: FTL, Laser Weapons, Magnetic Weaponry, Fusion Power, Artificial Habitat, Energy Shields, Genesis Device

Gigas
-The Genesis Device is complete.
-Canus receives a fresh shipment of fusion reactors which are now set to power the energy shields that keep the colony alive, basically, forever.
-A similar fusion powered energy shield setup is established on Rubrum for the mining of liquid metals.
-The jungles of Prasinus I are ignited by an assault from laser weaponry. Dangerous plants are cut down from afar. The new policy has not only exterminated many species of plant but also made the planet safer for Cupitor inhabitants.

Tesser – Serious Business
Tech: FTL, Swarm Ships, Atmospheric Terraforming, Geothermal Terraforming, Energy Shields, Tel-Empathy, Alpha Centauri Ship

Barnard
-The Alpha Centauri Ship is completed and launched.
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Sol
-A survey of earth has concluded the following: There is no radioactive fallout, as the nuclear bombardment was done exclusively with fission bombs. There is no standing populated urban center remaining and the surviving humans and Akash have regressed thousands of years in technology to hunter-gatherer societies. They still engage in battle when they meet, but for the most part avoid eachother. Besides sweeping dust and debris out of the atmosphere, nothing much can be done to improve the situation.

Theren
-A fleet arrives at Ravenos. Tel-Empathy allows the hostile fauna to be negated as a threat, and the local wildlife actually helps greatly in the expansion of the colony. Cattonians arrive on the planet as well.

Redmagus – Sir Crona Statscowski
Tech: FTL, Psychic Energy, Fusion Power, Psybernetics, Cloaking, Artificial Intelligence, Temporal SMS, Time Travel

Enix
-The first time travel devices are completed. Thousands of laws are immediately enacted regarding the use of time travel. It seems a bit unnecessary considering that the extreme expense required to build a time travel device means only the Redmagus government can possibly even own one.

Dipta
-More fleets arrive at the siege of Trishul.

Kadresha – A Furry
Tech: FTL, Mining Lasers, Ion Cannons, Kinetic Weaponry, Drone Bombs, Artificial Intelligence, Deep Radar, Atmospheric Ignition Bomb (1/2)

Kellar
-Half Life 3 is released. It flops.
-The fleet is refit with new armor.
-"Absolutely nothing" continues to happen.

The Imperium Collectives – GaryTheStoßtruppen
Tech: FTL, Lightsabers, Twin Ion Engines, Energy Shielding, Turbolasers, Sky Cities, AT-ATs, Power Armor (1/2), MegaTurboLasers (1/2)

Nihilus
-Power armor research is abandoned in favor of more powerful turbolasers.

Dipta
-All fleets converge on Trishul.

Grand Zelmizzen – Alice Der Dämonentöter
Tech: FTL, Kinetic Weaponry, Cybernetic Organics, Atmospheric Terraforming, Teleportation, Energy Shields, Cancer Cure, Fusion Power

Richt
-Fusion power is now available.
-Ice mining is the next big thing. Money is to be made on Arkonz and Merzerenia I, and colonists swarm to the planets to find jobs in mining.

Dipta
-The entire Zelmizzen fleet arrives at Trishul and engages the Akash. The surface of the planet is bombarded while the Akash war fleets are fought in a pitched battle. The Akash quickly retreat to Jala.

Bine
-Ice mining stations are established in the rings of Aeon. The rings are quickly depleted.

Fuck, I forgot to move, didn't I? Dammit. Now I'll have to attack doubly hard next turn.

Anywho, with the Akash now turtling on Jala, I suggest we coalition members all attack there next turn to finish them once and for all. Any objections?

I'm conflicted about this turn. In one hand it turns out that before the Akash reinforcement showed up my attack and rebellion in Jala would have worked and I got new techs along with my Tripods. But reinforcement did showed up destroyed my fleet and now they have a freakin battle station planing to go who knows where. So who here wants to reenact the attack on the Death Star, but with crab people being the Empire?

while everyone else has gone to war im busy colonizing my system. Plus all of my planets are covered in a through railgun defense network not too mention my beam weapons and energy sheilds not too many people would be able to pose a threat to me.

I'm writing my turn and it contains the phrase "send spies to use mind control and find any ludicrous death star-esque weaknesses"

I'm gonna have my scientist research the red matter and see if it will be useful. But for now I'm gonna make more ships to get back into the fight.

But I'm the Empire? It's a good thing you guys are all focused on the Lob-Star no one realizes I'm building a Death Star.

I've decided Stormtrooper armor can wait, mega-turbolasers are more important.

Syndic do my orders not work? Is there something wrong with them? If so could you explain?

Nihilus: Conscript volunteers and create a fifth fleet
Dipta: Send a fleet from Hades to Trishul as relief
Dipta: Withdraw the army on Guru and direct the navy towards the fleet over Dipta

Yeah I will admit that when I wrote that I knew that line was going to be awkward. But you don't have to worry about me attacking you since I have no problems with the Empire and I benefit more helping you guys and destroying the Akash. So where do you guys think Jala is heading too?

Could this day get any worse? I said it sarcastically so I think I'm safe.

Lob Star enters Nihilus and destroys the Collectives homeworld

No seriously, that better not happen. I'm serious Syndic, this is not sarcasm. I'm screwed aren't I?

I'm really worrying about the Red Matter that me and the Akash have. I'm having my scientist do tests on it but I have a sickening feeling that I might know what it can do.

According to Google, or Star Trek really, it can make black holes.

Again, this is something I think is flawed about tech research. Say it can make black holes, that is very overpowered. Don't you need at least some prior researched tech to base it off of? That's why I didn't make a Death Star immediately. I mean, none of the Akash tech seems to evolve to Red Matter. I know Akash is a NPC, but how the hell did they acquire this?

Time to abuse the laws of physics to win the war. Wish me luck…

@Gary: Your actions did happen. One of your fleets may have been destroyed in the battle over Trishul. I do not like to mention fleets being constructed anymore because everybody does it so frequently, and it should be obvious from the map, but I should have mentioned if a fleet was destroyed. I will try to be more careful about that in the future. As for Red Matter, the Akash did not invent it. They also did not invent Warp Drive nor did they build the Lob-Star.

Next turn the Chimera return to reclaim what is rightfully theirs….

Earth