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You need a hobby I have a hobby Being sad isn't a hobby
You need a hobby I have a hobby Being sad isn't a hobby

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sad oil painting nude nymph

Salvador Dali

i'l be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
i'l be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.

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I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important

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drugs highlight

i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall

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horses sex stuffed animals

My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. I'm sorry for ever calling you white trash
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. I'm sorry for ever calling you white trash

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beer wedding white trash cousin bride groom

I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere

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marijuana blunt

I stopped calling them hangovers and started calling them mornings a long time ago.
I stopped calling them hangovers and started calling them mornings a long time ago.

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whistlers'mother james mcneill whistler

I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me

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angel cherub cloud

Lda You asked everyone for their hoodies so you could safely hug the cactus
Lda You asked everyone for their hoodies so you could safely hug the cactus

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cactus desert hoodie