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It's 2028

It's 2028

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Updated Feb 08, 2018 at 12:53PM EST by Adam.

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About

It's 2028 refers to a copypasta in which a person lays out a scenario ten years in the future. It began following a tweet from a woman in which she presented a scenario imagining a rowdy Super Bowl Sunday in which the subject of the tweet was serving her husband and his friends while her kids played in another room.

Origin

On February 4th, 2018, the day of Super Bowl LII, Twitter user @HannahFandel11[1] tweeted, "it’s 2028, your husband comes up and smacks your butt as you’re unplugging the crockpot full of buffalo chicken dip, your friends have turned the dining room table into a beer pong tournament, the kids are laughing from the playroom, it’s super bowl sunday and your heart is full." As of February 8th, the tweet has gained over 8,700 retweets and 46,000 likes (shown below).


hannah fandel @HannahFandel11 Follow it's 2028, your husband comes up and smacks your butt as you're unplugging the crockpot full of buffalo chicken dip, your friends have turned the dining room table into a beer pong tournament, the kids are laughing from the playroom, it's super bowl sunday and your heart is full 8:36 PM-4 Feb 2018

Spread

The tweet did not start inspiring variations until two days later. On February 6th, several popular variations appeared on Twitter. For example, Twitter user @danababy97[2] posted a parody of the tweet which switched several of the nouns and verbs, gaining over 12,000 retweets and 59,000 likes (shown below, left). Twitter user @leathershirts[3] posted a parody that gained over 1,100 retweets and 7,400 likes (shown below, right).


Follow @danababy97 it's 2028, your buffalo chicken dip comes up and smacks your husbands butt as you're unplugging the dining room table, the kids have turned the playroom into a beer pong tournament, your heart are laughing from your friend, it's super bowl sunday and you're crock pot 8:45 PM-6 Feb 2018 Devon @leathershirts Follow it's 2028, your grandma comes in and smacks your ass while you iron the curtains, you just ordered 3 gallons of buffalo chicken wing dip off amazon, spongebob is in the next room. it's christmas and your heart is full 9:47 PM 6 Feb 2018

The copypasta started growing popular on Tumblr after user egowave[4] posted a screenshot of the tweet to their blog on the 7th. This led to user briefpaperexpert[5] reblogging the post with a sincere variation on the copypasta (shown below, left). This started a chain of Tumblr users reblogging the post with satirical versions of the copypasta (shown below, right). The post overall has over 33,000 notes.[6] SelectAll[7] covered the spread of the copypasta on February 8th.


3,375 Retweets 20.1K Likes egowave this is the scariest tweet ive ever seen reading this made me feel like im in the twiight zone briefpaperexpert An update if you will allow me, "ahem It's 2028, your significant other enters the kitchen to drop off something from the freezer downstairs while you are busy preparing some kickass nachos. They kiss you on the cheek and move to the sink to continue helping with the clean up before your guests arrive for your Harry Potter movie night. You can hear the dogs playing in the living room. You take a breath and smile at this beautiful life you've built for yourself, your heart is full. It's 2028, your qpp enters the kitchen to drop off something from the vegan whole grains store while you are busy preparing some cupcakes decorated with the ace flag. They platonically kiss you on the cheek and move to the sink to continue helping with the clean up before your guests arrive for your aroaesthetic aplatonic demiromantic awareness night. You can hear the kinnies loving kinnies in the living room. You take a breath and smile at this beautiful life you've built for yourself, your heart is full. It's 2028, your personal full size hatsune miku hologram enters the kitchen to take your life It's 2028, your waifu sexbot is sucking your d--- and making dinner at the same time, hell yeah It's 2028 and you sit in a bombed-out building in the ruins of Salt Lake City, writing a poem about your lost love. Your squadmate comes in to tell you its your turn for watch. You hope it's over soon, one way or another. War is hell. It's 10,000,000,000, 000,000,000, 000,000,000, 000,000,000, 000,000,000, 000,000,000, 000,000,000, 000,000,000, 000,000,000, 000,000,000, 000,000,000 standard cosmic time): your automated life-support robot trundles up to your brain-tank. You don't understand why it won't let you die, the way the last stars did. Relatively nearby, a black hole (possibly the only one left in the universe, redshift makes it impossible to tell) continues to pump heat into the void, sustaining your satellite. The others have all switched off. Perhaps they malfunctioned. Perhaps their robots had mercy In the distant corners of your cyborg mind, you recall the sound of children. There are no more children now. Nobody could bring themselves to reproduce after the energy reserves in the Dyson Sphere ran dry. That was when your father, or at least the man your memory tells you was your father, killed himself. He wasn't the first He wouldn't be the last. It is almost the end of time, and all you can do is wait.

Various Examples


Zachary Fox @zackfox Follow ) ﹀ Replying to @HannahFandel11 it's 2028, your husband comes up and hands you ammo as you're escaping a building full of zombies, your friends have turned a school bus into an armored vehicle, the kids are dead, it's super bowl sunday and the world you once knew has crumbled into oblivion 9:20 PM-6 Feb 2018 drew @Drewphilips Follow ) it's 2028, your husband is twerking his ass in a crockpot, the children are cooking meth in the playroom, your friends have stinky farts from plugging their colons full of buffalo chicken dip, it's super bowl Sunday and your n------ are bleeding 9:31 PM -6 Feb 2018 WIG ON FOR PRINCE KSOO @tinyvocalist Follow it's 2028, your husband comes up and smacks your butt as you're making kimchi spaghetti, your mutuals have turned the dining room into an SM Superstar tournament, your kid chanyeol jr. kyungsoo kim-park is laughing from the playroom, it's exo showtime sunday & your heart is full 12:22 AM-7 Feb 2018 Am7 patent holder and sole proprietor ( Follow ) @Capittalism it's 2028,you & your husband just had sex for the first time in 14 years. your son got kicked out of school for saying the n word. you just found out your daughter is sapiosexual & you're worried about what your conservative neighbors will think. you shoved a crockpot up your assS 10:12 PM-7 Feb 2018 Local Oaf @MadJaymilton Follow It's 2028, your husband comes in and slaps you on the butt as you unplug the crockpot full of buffalo chicken dip. You kill yourself and instantly wake up as a child on your parents' bed. You've been asleep for half an hour. The sun is shining 12:51 AM-8 Feb 2018 ひ$LATERひ @DeVito Follow ) it's 2028, your robot sex slave comes up and sucks your d--- as you're downloading the hologram full of buffalo chicken dip, your friends have turned the dining room table into a time portal, the kids are laughing from the playroom, its super bowl sunday and your heart is full 8:03 PM 7 Feb 2018

Search Interest

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External References

[1] Twitter – @HannahFandel11

[2] Twitter – @danababy97

[3] Twitter – @leathershirts

[4] Tumblr- egowave

[5] Tumblr – briefpaperexpert

[6] Tumblr – thecybersmith

[7] SelectAll – It’s 2028, and Your Life Is Either Domestic Bliss or a Postapocalyptic Fever Dream Born From the Pits of Hell

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It's 2018, don comes up and smacks your butt as you're enabling adblock on your meme site full of trump's sins, your friends have turned the trending images gallery into a softcore collection, the family is laughing from the living room, it's superbowl sunday and you're on knowyourmeme

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>tfw no qt wife butt to smack
>tfw no crock pot full of buffalo chicken dip
>tfw no friends to turn dining room table into a beer pong tournament
>tfw no kids to laugh in playroom
>tfw no Super Bo- wait I hate football

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