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Indohyus , my brother. I've decided to search for more food in the waters. You will regret this, Pakicetus. The enviornment will force you to adapt. I just need some shrimps lo! I will be perfectly fine 35 million years later... AAAA0000000000 OAAAAAAH MRUUUUUUUH BWOOOOOOOOEEEEE W--
Hey bro, I've decided to immigrate to the west You'll regret this pavel. They will assimilate you I'll be perfectly fine 80 years later: how do I look comrade ΕΥΥΥΥΥΥ ΜAΝNΝ I'M BACKKKKKK what the f--- BLM/ACAB anarcho-communist he/him sex work is real work! we wuz commies
u'll regret Iv'e decided to flee to this. You'll be Azunnur l'll be warped by shadow perfectly magic fine what the f--- eyyy how do i look 1000 years later: EYYYY MANNNNN "М ВАСКKKKK religion is a scam
hey bro l've decided to u'll regret this the move to Romans will assimilate Rome I wil u fast be ок ееееееууууу how do I look???? 25 YEARS LATER EEEYYY MANNNN I'M BACKKK follow laws, barbarian praise Jupiter what the f--- 1).
Right, that's u'll regret me off to colonize this, lad. Canadae, then. they will assimilate I'll be perfectly fine, u want smoke joint? me sell cheap! www 300 years later: GAY Eeeeehhhhh maaaan, foch m8 what's up? Carada 420 we wuz Tims klanz
Hey bro, I've decided to u'll regret this. they will assimilate Kinade west I'll be perfectly fine, u eyyy how do i look 1000 years later: what the f--- EYYYY MANNNNNN 'М ВАСККККК we wuz khanz
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About

They Will Assimilate You is the nickname given to a 4-panel comic featuring two characters of a designated ethnicity, group or nationality being separated and reunited after one of them decides to move elsewhere. When the character who decided to move out returns (usually after a comically long period of time), he appears culturally and ethnically different, unlike his friend who stayed and warned him about being assimilated before he had left.

Origin

The original comic was made by the Facebook page Nomadic Nomad Memes[1], depicting a couple of Asiatic Turkic nomads, with the first saying "hey bro, I've decided to invade west", the second replying "u'll regret this, they will assimilate u" and the first assuring him with "I'll be perfectly fine,". The revenant returns as a Turk, saying "we wuz khanz" (in reference to the We Wuz Kangz meme), and surprised, his friends says "what the fuck" (shown below).

Hey bro, I've decided to Kinade west u'll regret this. I'll be perfectly fine, they will assimilate u eyyy how do i look 1000 years later: what the f--- EYYYY MANNNNNN 'М ВАСКККК we wuz khanz

While the original post has been deleted, the comic was reposted and edited on many different sites. Its earliest repost[2] can be traced to September 19th, 2016, on Facebook by user Tengger Cavalry.

Spread

The comic was posted multiple times on Reddit, most notably on r/Turkey on January 18th, 2017, titled "Turkish history in nutshell"[3] and received over 90 upvotes in 4 years. On November 7th, 2019, the comic was posted by user avedji on r/arMEMEia, titled "türkiye very culture"[4] and received over 60 upvotes in 2 years. On September 13th, 2017, an edit featuring Sir Oswald Mosley as The Eternal Anglo was posted on the 4chan board /his/ [5] (shown below, left). On December 31th, 2018, a Spurdo Spärde edit was posted on /pol/ [6] (shown below, right).

Hey bro, I've decided to u'll regret this, hengist. they will assimilate u., invade Britain l'll be perfectly fine, eyyy how do i look 1000 years later: what the f--- EYYY MANNNN 'М ВАСККККК we wuz anglo-saxons
(Hey bro, l've decided to Kinade west u'll regret this. they will yassimilate {I'll be perfectly fine, BENIS :DDD 1000 years later: what the f--- spurdo spärde :DDD EBIN oispa ES :DDD

On January 11th, 2019, a Virgin vs Chad version was posted on r/virginvschad titled "The Virgin repetition vs The Chad meme cross-over"[7] (shown below, left). The post received over 220 upvotes in 2 years. On April 7th, 2021, a Tiktaalik edit was posted on /his/[8] (shown below, right).

Craig and You'll regret it, brah! they'll assimilate you. Virginia invited me over for video games be וןין chill, lol 6 months later 1s> ayyyyy How do I look? man SI'm back y we wuz chads W--
Taalik, I must ascend from the waters youll regret this, evolution will assimilate u relax, ill be fine 375 million years later if God real, why bad thing happen stupid sexist fairytales lol EYYYYY IM BACK we wuz amoebas FSTOT dios mio..

Various Examples

Germania 4th century Widukind,my brother I've decided to migrate all the way into the Roman Empire You'll regret this, Karl The Romans, Christianity, and Latin Culture will assimilate Don't worry. 'l just settle you. down for agriculture Renovatio Imperii! Bow before the 500 Years Later Emperor Convert or l'll cut your sacred tree Karl. holy ,roman ,and empire what the f--- Eyyy I'm backk Ave my pagan brother We wuz romanz n shiet
Sune, my brother I've decided to migrate west of Urals, all the way to the Carpathian Basin You'll regret this, Jonse. The paleo- europeans, indo iranians, norse turkics, balts and slavs will Don't worry. P'Il just settle assimilate you down for agriculture got any paprika 1000 Years Later teso what the f--- Ajjj, I'm back my new name is Istvan Janos kurva anyatok Szigetvarihegye trianon worse We was than holohazudsag Hunz
Hey bro, I've decided to reconquer Al-Andalus u'll regret this. they will assimilate I'll be perfectly fine, eyyy how do i look > flamenqullo y ole 1000 years later: >que duende >vengde cobrar el paro what the f--- >guapa ΕΥΥΥΥ ΜΑΝΝΝΝN ТM ВАСКККKК >illo il >viba >mis paguitas >ktpl pisha >ole miarma >miarma>Ojú kelcaló GIBRALTAR ESPAÑÓCOJONE !! we wuz Quillo >un serranito y, listo >dame n' leuro payo Magarena |>io vto PSOE Pisha visigoths >no ni na' >viba la virge d praise jesus >n furbito??
Mick, my brother, I've decided to move to you'll regret this Patrick. America. They will assimilate you It'll be grand jesus christ 100 years later аyy I'm back top o the mornin my fellow irishman BOSTON
Hey bro, I've decided to invade east You'll regret this, the slavs will I'll be assimilate perfectly fine you NUTLINE băăi tu vrei pizdeală 700 years later: Ji das what the f--- UĂĂĂĂÅÅÅI COAIE "М ВАAAAAАСK no hai piși să ne pizdim we wuz PHONE romanz
Schlomo our banks have been conquered I must go retreive Eurogold You'll regret it they will assimilate you i'll be fine AYY HOW DO - What happened to you? YEAR: 1948 REEEEEEEEΕΕΕΕ, EEEEEEEEE LAND DEED t. UN ΑΥΥΥΥΥ ΜAN EGYPT HELP JORDAN HELP

Search Interest

External References

[1] Facebook Nomadic Nomad Memes

[2] Facebook – haha

[3] r/Turkey – Turkish history in nutshell

[4] r/arMEMEia – türkiye very culture

[5] /his/ – Thread # 3369083

[6] /pol/ – Thread # 198209963

[7] r/virginvschad – The Virgin repetition vs The Chad meme cross-over

[8] /his/ – Thread # 10836446

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About

They Will Assimilate You is the nickname given to a 4-panel comic featuring two characters of a designated ethnicity, group or nationality being separated and reunited after one of them decides to move elsewhere. When the character who decided to move out returns (usually after a comically long period of time), he appears culturally and ethnically different, unlike his friend who stayed and warned him about being assimilated before he had left.

Origin

The original comic was made by the Facebook page Nomadic Nomad Memes[1], depicting a couple of Asiatic Turkic nomads, with the first saying "hey bro, I've decided to invade west", the second replying "u'll regret this, they will assimilate u" and the first assuring him with "I'll be perfectly fine,". The revenant returns as a Turk, saying "we wuz khanz" (in reference to the We Wuz Kangz meme), and surprised, his friends says "what the fuck" (shown below).


Hey bro, I've decided to Kinade west u'll regret this. I'll be perfectly fine, they will assimilate u eyyy how do i look 1000 years later: what the f--- EYYYY MANNNNNN 'М ВАСКККК we wuz khanz

While the original post has been deleted, the comic was reposted and edited on many different sites. Its earliest repost[2] can be traced to September 19th, 2016, on Facebook by user Tengger Cavalry.

Spread

The comic was posted multiple times on Reddit, most notably on r/Turkey on January 18th, 2017, titled "Turkish history in nutshell"[3] and received over 90 upvotes in 4 years. On November 7th, 2019, the comic was posted by user avedji on r/arMEMEia, titled "türkiye very culture"[4] and received over 60 upvotes in 2 years. On September 13th, 2017, an edit featuring Sir Oswald Mosley as The Eternal Anglo was posted on the 4chan board /his/ [5] (shown below, left). On December 31th, 2018, a Spurdo Spärde edit was posted on /pol/ [6] (shown below, right).


Hey bro, I've decided to u'll regret this, hengist. they will assimilate u., invade Britain l'll be perfectly fine, eyyy how do i look 1000 years later: what the f--- EYYY MANNNN 'М ВАСККККК we wuz anglo-saxons (Hey bro, l've decided to Kinade west u'll regret this. they will yassimilate {I'll be perfectly fine, BENIS :DDD 1000 years later: what the f--- spurdo spärde :DDD EBIN oispa ES :DDD

On January 11th, 2019, a Virgin vs Chad version was posted on r/virginvschad titled "The Virgin repetition vs The Chad meme cross-over"[7] (shown below, left). The post received over 220 upvotes in 2 years. On April 7th, 2021, a Tiktaalik edit was posted on /his/[8] (shown below, right).


Craig and You'll regret it, brah! they'll assimilate you. Virginia invited me over for video games be וןין chill, lol 6 months later 1s> ayyyyy How do I look? man SI'm back y we wuz chads W-- Taalik, I must ascend from the waters youll regret this, evolution will assimilate u relax, ill be fine 375 million years later if God real, why bad thing happen stupid sexist fairytales lol EYYYYY IM BACK we wuz amoebas FSTOT dios mio..

Various Examples


Germania 4th century Widukind,my brother I've decided to migrate all the way into the Roman Empire You'll regret this, Karl The Romans, Christianity, and Latin Culture will assimilate Don't worry. 'l just settle you. down for agriculture Renovatio Imperii! Bow before the 500 Years Later Emperor Convert or l'll cut your sacred tree Karl. holy ,roman ,and empire what the f--- Eyyy I'm backk Ave my pagan brother We wuz romanz n shiet Sune, my brother I've decided to migrate west of Urals, all the way to the Carpathian Basin You'll regret this, Jonse. The paleo- europeans, indo iranians, norse turkics, balts and slavs will Don't worry. P'Il just settle assimilate you down for agriculture got any paprika 1000 Years Later teso what the f--- Ajjj, I'm back my new name is Istvan Janos kurva anyatok Szigetvarihegye trianon worse We was than holohazudsag Hunz Hey bro, I've decided to reconquer Al-Andalus u'll regret this. they will assimilate I'll be perfectly fine, eyyy how do i look > flamenqullo y ole 1000 years later: >que duende >vengde cobrar el paro what the f--- >guapa ΕΥΥΥΥ ΜΑΝΝΝΝN ТM ВАСКККKК >illo il >viba >mis paguitas >ktpl pisha >ole miarma >miarma>Ojú kelcaló GIBRALTAR ESPAÑÓCOJONE !! we wuz Quillo >un serranito y, listo >dame n' leuro payo Magarena |>io vto PSOE Pisha visigoths >no ni na' >viba la virge d praise jesus >n furbito?? Mick, my brother, I've decided to move to you'll regret this Patrick. America. They will assimilate you It'll be grand jesus christ 100 years later аyy I'm back top o the mornin my fellow irishman BOSTON Hey bro, I've decided to invade east You'll regret this, the slavs will I'll be assimilate perfectly fine you NUTLINE băăi tu vrei pizdeală 700 years later: Ji das what the f--- UĂĂĂĂÅÅÅI COAIE "М ВАAAAAАСK no hai piși să ne pizdim we wuz PHONE romanz Schlomo our banks have been conquered I must go retreive Eurogold You'll regret it they will assimilate you i'll be fine AYY HOW DO - What happened to you? YEAR: 1948 REEEEEEEEΕΕΕΕ, EEEEEEEEE LAND DEED t. UN ΑΥΥΥΥΥ ΜAN EGYPT HELP JORDAN HELP

Search Interest

External References

[1] Facebook Nomadic Nomad Memes

[2] Facebook – haha

[3] r/Turkey – Turkish history in nutshell

[4] r/arMEMEia – türkiye very culture

[5] /his/ – Thread # 3369083

[6] /pol/ – Thread # 198209963

[7] r/virginvschad – The Virgin repetition vs The Chad meme cross-over

[8] /his/ – Thread # 10836446

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