1 Billion Lions vs. 1 of Every Pokémon meme example.

1 Billion Lions vs. 1 of Every Pokémon

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1 Billion Lions vs. 1 of Every Pokémon, also known as 1 Billion Lions vs. All the Pokémon, is an internet argument about which side would win a hypothetical fight between 1 billion lions and one of each Pokémon from all generations, including legendaries. Those who support the Pokémon point to Pokédex entries (such as Marcargo, who is said to have a body temperature greater than that of the sun) as well as the lore power of Legendary Pokémon (such as Arceus or Kyogre). Those who support the lions have much simpler answers, citing the fact that "1 billion is a lot" as well as possible humorous tactics lions could take, the most notable being "lion ladders."

Origin

The earliest known mention of the argument on the Internet was a vlog from October 2011.


The argument would be mentioned two years later in a 4chan post from 2013 (shown below).


File: 1360097962187.png-(18 KB, 669x537, pokey.png) O Anonymous (ID: 1m8BTaKC) 02/05/13(Tue)15:59:22 No.456350484 [Reply] Every Pokemon from all generations Think about this carefully /b/ 373 posts and 48 image replies omitted. Click here to view. >> O Anonymous (ID: 31J2vn4s) 02/05/13(Tue)17:31:18 No.456367549 What the f--- can a Lion do to any Rock/Steel type? Vs >> Anonymous (ID: GcmH/4H2) 02/05/13(Tue)17:31:33 No.456367592 1 Billion lions >>456366568 really feel like you're not acknowledging the ability of Mewto to destroy the entire planet, his willingness to do so, and his inability to give a single f--- about it before during or after. O Anonymous (ID: +CnvZvBH) 02/05/13(Tue)17:31:45 No.456367652 File: 1360103505769 jpg-(12 KB, 240x157, Aslan2005.jpg) is aslan part of the 1 billion? that may even it out a little

However, the first mention of the question to gain major traction was a tweet by Twitter user @MaxKetchum_, posted on November 3rd, 2015.[1] Any connection between the 4chan post and the tweet is unknown. The poll in the tweets gained 2,922 votes, with the Pokémon winning with 80.5% of the vote. He also posted the question on the hypothetical battle subreddit r/whowouldwin two days later. This post gained 102 comments and 124 points.


Mr. Gamer ... @MaxKetchum_ Alright everyone, time for some serious talk. Who would win in a fight? One of every Pokemon 80.5% One billion lions 19.5% 2,922 votes · Final results 10:00 PM · Nov 3, 2015 · Twitter Web Client

Precursor

Battle hypotheticals involving lions existed most notably in the 1 trillion lions vs. the sun scenario. It similarly used joking arguments in favor of the lions, such as "What if they went at night?"


WHO WOULD WIN? 1 trillion lions the sun □ Anonymous 02/01/15(Sun)12:54:27 No.595831502 The lions would win if they attacked at night

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On November 4th, 2015, Jason Zimmerman, also known as Mew2King, posted the question on his own Twitter account.[2] The debate continued to gain traction, as other Twitter users began answering the questions in their own, separate tweets. Twitter users continued to argue the questions on their own tweets. On November 19th, 2015, YouTuber Arson Bjork released a video titled "7 Reasons Why All 721 Pokemon Will Lose to 1 Billion Lions." It eventually gained 1 million views and would be linked in the replies of the tweets during the debate (shown below).



As the arguments developed, the characteristics of each side became more fleshed out. Those supporting the Pokémon (also known as "lion deniers") typically referred to the powers of legendary Pokémon, like Arceus and Mewtwo. Those who supported the lions typically used more comical responses involving comedic strategies lions could use. For example, when countering arguments about some Pokémon being able to live in space, a lion supporter would respond with "they could hold their breath." The commonly cited "lion ladders" or other derivates, like "lion rafts" began developing in the reply sections of the tweets (example shown below).


Thats a lotta lions though...

Lion supporters also joked about the Pokémon side being too serious about their arguments or having too complex of an argument in a similar manner to Godzilla vs. Kong debates. The debate continued to be referenced occasionally after the peak of the meme, but the topic remained largely dormant over the next five years.

Late 2020 Revival

The meme then experienced a revival beginning in late 2020. This was a gradual revival with a few infrequent posts each month generating more and more traction. On September 19th, 2020, YouTuber MBM Productions uploaded an objection.lol video titled "one of every pokemon vs one billion lions". This gained 400,000 views over the course of 8 months (shown below).



Renewed interest was slowly built up, with subsequent tweets involving the lions gaining more likes. Eventually, on April 17th, 2021, user @icekiller305[3] posted a tweet on the side of the Pokémon that gained 36.3K likes. This triggered an influx of posts regarding the debate, restarting it (shown below).


EDM | Ice_killer305 @icekiller305 ... "My child is perfectly fine!" Your child thinks 1 billion lions would beat every Pokemon 1:55 PM · Apr 17, 2021 · Twitter Web App

Search Interest

External References

[1] Twitter – MaxKetchum_

[2] Twitter – Mew2King

[3] Twitter – icekiller305

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Top Comments

Woooinion
Woooinion

I've done the math, the lions win-
but it's not that the lions are actually capable of beating all those Pokémon themselves.

Take the number of Pokémon currently: 932
Each of those Pokémon has access to a maximum of four damaging moves.

Let's be very generous and say all four moves has 20 pp, and every Pokémon gets an instant kill with every attack.
That's still a maximum of 80 kills per Pokémon before they start needing to use struggle and damaging themselves.

A total of 74560 kills before starting to hurt themselves in the best case scenario.
That leaves 999,925,440 lions left to kill.

Let's be insanely generous and say each Pokémon has 500 hp. The real average is probably closer to 300.
Let's continue to be insanely generous and say that each lion only has 1 hp.

The minimum struggle damage per-kill will still be 1 hp.

That means that the Pokémon can only kill another 466,000 lions before they've all killed themselves.
That still leaves another 999,459,440 lions left untouched.

Now I know what you might be thinking: "If they used earthquake or surf instead, they could kill a lot more".
Leaving aside that such a parameter change doesn't account for friendly fire, even assuming that each use of those (10-15 pp) moves kills 1000 lions, that would still only change the lion count pre-struggle to:
1000000000 – (932*80000)= 925,440,000.

The Pokémon don't even get close to a win.

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