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"Hurt" is a 1994 song by American rock band Nine Inch Nails off their second studio album The Downward Spiral. It was also notably covered by Johnny Cash in 2002. Online, the song's chorus of "you could have it all, my empire of dirt" has grown into a phrasal template using You Could Have It All / My Empire of X where people humorously replace "dirt" with another, rhyming word.

Origin

"Hurt" was released as the closing track on Nine Inch Nails' 1994 album The Downward Spiral. It was later released as a single in 1995 and was nominated for a Grammy in the category of Best Rock Song in 1996. On September 12th, 2009, YouTuber Cesar Garate uploaded the track's official video, gaining over 1.4 million views in 13 years (shown below).

In 2002, Johnny Cash then covered "Hurt" in a track that is widely regarded as one of the best of his career. Nine Inch Nails' Trent Reznor was extremely impressed with the cover and is on record as saying "that song isn't mine anymore."^[1]

"You Could Have It All / My Empire of X" Snowclone

Online, the lyrics to the song's chorus, "You could have it all / my empire of dirt / I will let you down / I will make you hurt," began seeing use as a snowclone in which people humorously replaced the word "dirt" with another, rhyming word. One of the earliest known examples was posted on Twitter^[2] on June 16th, 2014, by Rolling Stone writer Rob Sheffield, gaining over 20 retweets and 40 likes in eight years (shown below).

Spread

Similar parodies appeared sparingly over the following several years and tended not to see significant spread. For example, on April 12th, 2018, Twitter user @thetomzone^[3] posted a parody referencing The Pee Tape, gaining just six retweets and 39 likes in roughly four years (shown below).

Parodies began to see a significant spread starting in June 2022. On June 22nd, Twitter user @hcohenwriter^[4] posted a parody using Bert from Sesame Street, gaining over 10,000 retweets and 92,000 likes in one week (shown below, left). This appeared to inspire similar tweets that also gained traction on the site. For example, on June 30th, Twitter user @browtweaten^[5] posted a parody showing a capybara surrounded by turtles, gaining over 1,600 retweets and 12,000 likes in one day (shown below, right).

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